Update of the Webbynets and Stuff (Dammit! It's Cold!!!)

Since I have been back in The 'Sip, I have been trying to get caught up on the stuff that I have ignored for the past eight months in The 'Tuck. It is going, but it ain't going well. Making contacts all over again, lining up work that PAYS MONEY, getting back into the swing of things, it all just takes time. Yes, my posting has gone to Hell in a handbasket and my primary focus has been on things that are not really blog related.

But, dammit, it is cold here. I am wearing long pants and socks, a danged fleece jacket, and just turned the heat on. On the last day of MARCH!!! I blame Al Gore.

Anyhoo, since I have never done this ever before FAH REALS, there is a Pay Pal link on the right sidebar that needs for you to use it. It is in the very top widget. If you have one million dollars laying around gathering dust, I know someone that can put that to good use. Trust me. I blame Obama for that, too. This is what is going on in my industry right now. Seriously, do it, I'm not kidding.

Now for the webbynet news.

We added Disqus comments to our business Tumblr. Go check our stuff out and now you can comment, too!

Today is a HUGE HUGE HUGE day at Blogger, too! They have added some SUH-WEET template upgrades that are going to change the appearance of blogs. If you want to see what Your MoM looks like with these new breast implants and sexy clothing, CHECK HER ASS OUT! Dude, she is SMOKING HAWT! (Yes, it just keeps going and going as you scroll down, too. I went all the way back to September of last year that I can tell.)

Check out the new +1 feature on Google Social Search. At some point in the future, we will not even speak to our friends anymore. We'll just click one button and they'll know everything that is going on in our lives and will know where we are. That future day is NOW.

This week in Teh Google Search. Oh, look, they have a new iPhone app, too! That is good for iPhone users because you cannot CALL anybody.

Oh, LOOK! Chrome Bookmarks integrate with Google Search, now.

Here are the Google Apps highlights from last week. That discussion thingy seems like it will be the next Wave. Online collaboration might have a future, I just do not know how soon that will occur, though.

Speaking of online collaboration and other stuff, here is a Google apology for sharing failures with Buzz.

Google Docs is testing a pagination feature. The thing that gets to me about Docs is that "Home" shows all files. Even when you move those files into a "Folder," they still show up on "Home." I kinda like things cleaner than that, personally.

Flickr has added a Share feature that allows you to integrate with FAILbook, Twittah, Blogger, and Wordpress. The only hiccup? You have to have a Yahoo account. Yuck.

And from PMD Affiliates, "How to do Email Marketing Right." These posts are going to be compiled into a traffic e-book that I am putting together. I think that I am going to sell it for nine bucks or so. Any thoughts on that?

Try to remember to hits that Pay Pal and maybe click some ads. Deddy needs some cheese, please.

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Okay, Everyone Needs to Participate, Yes, Even YOU.

All the folks that comment here and lurk here are considered family and I am planning a post that is the best of the family work for this year. All of you folks that blog and read blogs need to do some work for me. If you are like me, you will ignore this post entirely and then claim that you did not see it.

Anyhoo, I know better. I see you reading this post. So, you got caught.

I want you to take a few minutes really soon, go through your work from the year and send me YOUR favorite posts that YOU did. I want you to e-mail me those links and tell me why YOU liked that post so much. There is no limit to the number of posts you send me, and I am going to link every one of them and give my comments here.

Also, if there is a post on the bl-nets that you did NOT write and it moved you, send me that link, too, along with what moved you about it.

The purpose of this is for me to get to know YOU better and to see what is important to YOU. I already know what I am about and what is important to me.

The topic is unimportant, it can be humor, sports, making the best sammich, or the little wheelchair girl that cured puppy cancer. I want to know what was important to you. You can be anonymous, or you can tell me exactly what to write about the posts. Your call.

I would like to have these hundreds of thousands of e-mails before the close of business on Friday, November 26, 2010. Just take the entire day the Thursday before that and write them all down. I KNOW you are off work that day.

This is your task. Do not bring shame upon the family. In case you do not know my e-mail address, you terrible family member, it is, get this, meanolmeany@gmail.com.

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Soldier's Angels - VALOUR-IT Project

I have been remiss in my pointing out the VALOUR-IT Project that is currently ongoing, but Mrs. Greyhawk sent this out this morning to kick me into action. AND! Click the "Give Now!" button to the right.

These end tomorrow - any bidding action will probably have to come today. Act fast to win one of these great items in the Valour-IT auctions - these items close tomorrow (end time noted is Pacific time). Proceeds go to Valour-IT, bid now - don't miss out!

RESTREPO mini poster signed by the filmmakers 05:45:33

"Restrepo plunges viewers into the experiences of soldiers on the front lines of the Afghan War" - a feature-length documentary that chronicles the deployment of a platoon of U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan's Korengal Valley. The movie focuses on a remote 15-man outpost, "Restrepo," named after a platoon medic who was killed in action. It was considered one of the most dangerous postings in the U.S. military. This is an entirely experiential film: the cameras never leave the valley; there are no interviews with generals or diplomats. The only goal is to make viewers feel as if they have just been through a 90-minute deployment. This is war, full stop. The conclusions are up to you.

"RESTREPO mini poster signed by filmmakers Tim Hetherington (recipient of four World Press Photo awards, including the World Press Photo to the Year (2008), and an Alfred I. duPont Broadcast award for his work in Afghanistan for ABC's 'Nightline') and Sebastian Junger (bestselling author of "The Perfect Storm" and "War.")

Operation Iraqi Freedom Veteran Medallion 07:08:49

This coin from Eagle Crest commemorates the Veterans of Operation Iraqi Freedom and features intricate, multi-colored designs on both sides and the words, "Democracy, Bravery, Honor, Sacrifice & Freedom"

U.S. Army Combat Infantryman Medallion 07:14:14

This coin from Eagle Crest commemorates the U.S. Army Combat Infantryman. Its green and gold face displays four Infantryman on foot. The blue and gold flip has 5 stars and a long rifle.

Personalizable US Coast Guard cross-stitch 07:42:34

Counted cross-stitch of the U.S. Coast Guard emblem suitable for personalization with name/rank and additional information (years of service, unit, etc.)(see example photo). Finished piece is designed for a 3.5" x 5" opening (mat or frame). Can be mounted with a custom-cut mat (NOT part of auction item) for dual openings in an 6x10 frame (see example photo). Auction winner will need to provide contact information in order to arrange personalization before item can be shipped.

Leadership in Action signed by author ADM Greg Slavonic 08:16:59

This auction is a copy of ADM Slavonic's upcoming book Leadership In Action. It will be released to the general public on Amazon.com in MID-NOVEMBER. This is an ADVANCED copy. ADM Slavonic will sign and ship. SPECIAL TO VALOUR-IT! Greg Slavonic has brought together several contributors for this book that would rightly be on a "Who's Who" list of our nation's most highly honored and decorated military leaders; two-, three- and four-star Generals, Admirals, Captains and Colonels, war heroes and two Medal of Honor recipients--they know what it takes to lead and to succeed. In the pages of this book, you will find something that is critical to success in life--a philosophy of leadership that you can take for your own. By reading each chapter, giving thought to what you've read and applying what you've learned in action; a discerning reader will gain a thorough understanding of what real leaders are made of--and in the learning can become one too.

Day by Day comic strip book. Signed and Numbered. 09:18:49

The first DayByDay Cartoon book collecting all of the www.daybydaycartoon.com strips from 2002-2003. This miniature coffee table book measures 7"x7", features a high gloss softcover, is 132 pages with 363 toons and is signed and numbered by creator Chris Muir.

Matterhorn by Karl Marlantes (2010, Hardcover) 12:38:18

A visceral, gripping, epic novel of the Vietnam War written by a highly decorated war veteran, MATTERHORN throbs with compelling authenticity on each of its many hundred pages. Though its topics are embedded in our cultural consciousness--napalm, Agent Orange, tortured soldier's souls, the chaos of guerrilla warfare, the impossible ethics of violence, the beauty and horrors of the jungle, loyalty, insanity, friendship, and death--MATTERHORN renders the Vietnam experience anew, boring relentlessly down on the specific kinetic reality of the time and place. Karl Marlantes writes with an intense immediacy reminiscent of Mailer's THE NAKED AND THE DEAD or James Jones's THE THIN RED LINE. MATTERHORN deserves to take its place on the short list of great works about America's engagement in Vietnam and the powerful reality of armed combat.

'This We'll Defend' Army Medallion 13:08:45

This coin from the Northwest Territorial Mint commemorates the U.S. Army. It has an Army themed front side with the words, "This We'll Defend." The flip side has the Department of the Army seal.

Get busy, y'all, and help out our wounded soldiers. We owe them our FREEDOMS.

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The Enemy of a Friend of my Friends is my Enemy

Having never been to Canada because they do not play in the SEC, I actually have no idea where it is. I think that it is in Southern Louisiana because they talk like French and shit, but that is only a wild guess.

Anyhoo, Arnie, the dude what runs Blazing Cat Fur, is getting sued by some douchebag for some idiotic reason, and Arnie is soliciting funds for the lawsuit. Go help out before the year ends and you do not have a nickle nickel left. (Someone could have told me that I misspelled NICKEL before Right Girl blasted this post all over the web, but NOOOOO, I had to catch myself being a moron.)

This post title means that all of my Canadian friends, Right Girl (numerous shared posts since yesterday), The Mayor of Mitchieville, and Kathy Shaidle (married to the malcontent, Arnie, and the blogger that sent me the most traffic EVAH**), are all trying to get out the message.

Go chunk in your five, eight, or ten thousand bucks, please.

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**No, Glenn Reynolds has never linked this blog because MOST Rocky Top fans SUCK. But, not TexasMarko.

DUDE! Finally, the traffic is back to normal.

After catching Miss Muslim America exhibiting her pole dancing stripper skilz, I made the mistake of jumping on Teh Google to get traffic. (I am still numero uno for 'rima fakih nude.') After that traffic began to wane, I leaped upon the cell-tits-phone kickball chick. (I am still numero uno for 'larissa riquelme nude.') We broke traffic records for this low-level blog, doubling historical traffic in the span of one month. Since we have now finally come down from our ridiculous pr0n surfing pre-verts gazing, I can begin to develop legitimate traffic from our kinda people. Help me in this endeavor by sharing as many posts as you can to some of the big sites that can boost my bank account.

I make no qualms about what I am doing here. I now blog for the jack. This has officially become a money-making outfit. Get in on the ground floor and you too may experience the wealth creation machine that is MoM. WE GONNA BE RICH!!!

Just some brief updates on the various sites, here.

On MoM, we have always used this blog as a sandbox for all the stuff that we want to test. Yes, I have tried almost everything ever invented for web use on this blog. Bunches of stuff did not work at all and other things worked swimmingly. Everyone that reads this crap and comments on this crap should feel extremely proud of participating in my learning stuff. Y'all are true friends and I appreciate everything that y'all do to help me become more knowledgeable.

Y'ALL ARE SCIENTISTS!!! You should get your certificate suitable for framing in the mail from me very, very soon. We had some pieces of parchment left over from our last certification thingy and yours is in the MAIL!!! Sorry that it is so very large, I do not trust myself to cut the parchment down to a reasonable size. So, your frame needs to be 78 inches by 67 inches, minimum. I know that is a weird size and all, but such is the nature of parchment.

You should e-mail me your full name, address, bank account numbers, and medical records so I can get you your certificate. Hey! Look! I am just like the federal government!

Anyhoo, the website trial/teachy/techy thing is not going as well as I would like. It takes much time for me to figure things out because I am a moron and I do not want to upload anything that is LESS than PERFECT. So far, I have made one How-To video for a social media menu. Here are the reviews of that.

"Dude, that sucked HARD. Take me off the e-mail list, YOU FAILBOAT."

"Yeah, this is uninteresting, please never e-mail me again."

"Um. I hit 'Mark as Spam' on your last e-mail and I have no idea how to unmark as spam."

So, this venture is going as well as I thought it would! If you want on the Super Secret Private E-Mail List Only for Cool People, just hit me up at meanolmeany@gmail.com and I'll sign you up. I finally got to the point where Wordpress is uploaded to the server and I have my new blog address, too. Hopefully we can ramp up the development side of things.

I swear that next time I will not be making the How-To at four AM so I will be able to speak up and be myself rather than being quiet to keep from waking up the prison guards and my cellmate.

Here's a quick little DO THIS NOW thingy. I know that all of y'all use FAILbook, but some of you use Twittah, too. You do not need to use either of these services without accessing them through a client like TweetDeck, Seismic, or MarketMeTweet. The reason that I have switched from Seismic to MarketMeTweet is because I am going to ramp up my social media money grubbing and MMT has a great feature that will offer me more control of those spammy messages that I am going to send.

Here is one of the main reasons that I switched. Do you see the "Posted Via" link on the FAILbook and the Twittah? I am giving someone else traffic by giving them a link in my post. And all they are giving me is a way to post to a free website all the while grabbing links for PageRank, authority, importance, and reach.

NOT FAIR.

With MarketMeTweet, I can add anyone to that line I want. I can link to my own site, like shown, or I can link to any other url on the WebbyNets. This develops links for my friends and gives them more VALUE and authority. Hopefully.

By the way, MarketMeTweet is not a free software. It is $119 and it is well worth the money for me. It features unlimited accounts on Twittah and unlimited pages on FAILbook.

AND if you buy it, I get some change!!! MarketMeTweet is a WIN-WIN for everyone, especially YOU, MY DEAREST FRIEND IN THE WORLD.

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Another Disaffected Saturday (UPDATED!!!)

I am working on some pro bono stuff (all of it is pro bono since the Obamessiah was elected) today, so I have not really gotten into the news so much.

Here's some quick hits that might interest you if you are concerned about the state of the nation and whether you shall be able to afford to buy groceries next week.

Whenever you hear someone support socialism (ObamaCare) by using Social Security as an example, please note that you are talking to an idiot. Social Security is supported by contributions from the USERS. Granted, it is a hugely idiotic program that returns less than two percent on your investment of around fifty years, but still it is supposed to be self-supporting. Since the Democrats have always taken that money out of the fund to provide retirement benefits and squandered it on idiotic Democrat spending programs, there is actually NO MONEY in Social Security, soooooo, it is bankrupt because of the Democrats.

Did you know that Government Motors paid back all that money that President Obama took from his personal checking account to give them?

Methinks they are lying outta their ass.

Since the CBO could only figure costs on ObamaCare with the numbers that Congress gave them, we were continually told, that it would save money. Now that the "healthcare" debacle is law, things are a little different in the COST department since Congress is no longer supplying the numbers.

Again, lying out their ass.

Funny, Bill Clinton even admits that he caused the housing meltdown that led to the financial collapse. Somehow, Bill thinks that this is going to HELP Hillary take the Democrat nomination away from Barry the Moron. I am not sure how, but that is the only explanation.

Finally, the AGW screechers are admitting what I have been saying all along. They want humans DEAD. Told ya.

Oh, you know that Barry Obama was lying when he said he was not going to raise taxes, but did you know HOW much he was lying? A WHOPPING SHITLOAD.

Since the federal government is BROKE, you know what we should do to increase the money that is freed up in the economy? Teddy Kennedy Memorial. This is SO OFFENSIVE to me on so many different levels that it defies the imagination.

Here's the first fully functioning iPhone in history.

The abridged "The Blind Side." Remember, Oher went to Ole Miss, so he was a slave.

Classical Liberal is selling stuff. Go spend a bunch of money. He lost his job because of the Barry White House.

Full Metal Patriot is hawking stuff, too. Spend money!!!

Hey, LOOK! RightGirl is selling stuff, too! Sell the farm, spend money!

UPDATE: Paul at Comic Nut has a brand new color laserjet to dump. Go buy it!!!

May 20th is DRAW MULEHAMMET DAY. I really think that is the way that you spell the pedophile's name, but I am too lazy to look it up and I do not want any interblarq cookies on my computer where someone might think that I was a terrorist.

Here's Klavan on the Culture of The Newspaper of Record.



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Help a Little Funny Looking Girl Win an iTouch

A friend of mine just gave me the big hurt about wanting to save money on Christmas gifts for her daughter and enlisted my help. Since it is obvious that I am not going to get my kid anything, I thought that it would be a good idea to help someone else get one over on her kid, too.

Go to this webbyinterblorx page and vote, NOW. Yes, you have to register, but it is nothing to it, and then you get an e-mail link to click. Utterly painless and no SPAMMY STUFF either! Help the little girl's mother out.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but the little girl's family is very, very poor and has no hope of ever getting any richer. Her parents have TWO kids.

Oh, THE HUMANITY!!! Vote for her, please?

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Not Charity, Just the Right Thing to Do

Today is the final day for this fund drive. If you have not given all of your cash already, pony up, RIGHT NOW.

*Check below for new posts*

I think that I am going to try to keep this post at the top of the page. Remember, I am an utter failure at everything that I do, so if it falls, gimme a reminder. Please keep in mind that I am stupid.

Anyhoo, give them all your money, yo. GO CHAIRFORCE!!!



Hopefully, there are new posts below.

Valor-IT Team Air Force

In two days, the Valour-IT donation drive begins. Get ready to give until it DOESN'T hurt. If it is still hurting, that ain't enough, y'all.

The link on the top of the sidebar shall go active on Sunday. Give every single day, too.

Project Valour-IT "About" page, here.

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Yearly Fundraiser

Just like every year, here at this blog that sets the standard for mediocrity, we put forth the effort to get involved with Valour-IT and of course we are the Air Force team, because Bean is Air Force.

This year is no different. Get ready to get involved, too. If you don't know anything about Valour-IT, read this. Then get ready to write some big checks.

The widget is on the sidebar and I am going to try to make it fit inline when I get back to the comprooter. Bear with me and JINE UP, too.

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Someone Has a Crappy Yard

Our regular commenter Christina Jade has been nominated for WORST yard in her hometown in Nebraskentucksassaw. Another deadbeat in the contest has pulled out all the stops to win UGLIEST YARD and has all kinds of help cheating, so CJ decided to do the same.

Help her out to get YARD WELFARE by voting for NUMBER FIVE right here!!!!!!

And then e-mail all your friends to do the same thing. It is just like stealing from the government!!!

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Holy Crap, The Coast Guard Hacked the Competition Server!

The Valour-IT competition has been highjacked by the Coast Guard team that was getting their ass stomped by even the Chairforce. Look at the donation button to the right. Trust me, I know how they feel!

Damn, that hilarious. Go hepp dem boys out! Click the button at the top of the sidebar.

If'n you just hate the Coast Guard, you can follow their hack link to one of the other branches of the military. Too damn funny!

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Project Valour-IT - Gimme Your Money, NOW.

Just to let you know, I do this because I am tired of seeing the Chairforce get pummeled every year in this friendly competition. I send my money, but I have always been hesitant to bleg but this year, I'm not. GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY. Chairforce is getting skunked by Army and Navy. Of course there are only about one gazillion more Army and Navy folks than Chairforce folks, but we still want to make it a good race. And everyone knows that Chairforce people make more money than Army or Navy folks, it's an elitist thing. Click the button and donate. Description below for whys......(Colonel MUD, back the Air Force, Sir.)

The Valour-IT Veterans Day fundraiser, a friendly competition among blogs, will run through November 27, 2008 (Thanksgiving). *Click "Make a Donation" on the image below or on the sidebar.



Every cent raised for Project Valour-IT goes directly to the purchase and shipment of laptops and other technology for severely wounded service members. As of November 2008, Valour-IT has distributed over 2700 laptops to severely wounded Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines across the country, and is now expanding its mission to include other technology that supports physical and psychological recovery.

Please take the time to GIVE MONEY TO THIS CAUSE.

I am going to point this out every day until the end. I mean it, you better give. Five bucks ain't gonna hurt ya'.

Blegging for our guys.

Occasionally, I promote a non-profit or another blog or a fund raiser here. This time it is for me. I need y'all to send me a bunch of damn money. Make sure you pack it in a Fed Ex envelope and send nothing but cash. I need it bad. I got a flat on the truck and I need to get it fixed.

Not really.

Justin Higgins is a college student that attends tOSU and is in the running for a 10k blogging scholarship. He's one of us. Don't pay any attention to that hoodie he's wearing in the photo on his site. Your support requires nothing but a short trip to another blog site to vote for him. The ballot is HERE. Go vote for Justin Higgins. Do it NOW.

If he wins, he will swear off Big 10 (11) footbaw and renounce tOSU forever. We'll try to get him in an SEC school, but I am not sure that any of his courses will transfer, we know how bad those Big 10 (11) schools are. I am really not sure that they even speak English in Ohio, has anyone that you know ever been there?

But, before anyone gets their panties all bunched up about the Big 10 (11) thing, this is a kid that likes BASEBALL, too. Go vote for Justin Higgins.

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Site News - Twitter Thingy

I have been a member of Twitter for a while, but have never used it. I added the thing-a-ma-bob over there on the sidebar. Enjoy, 'cause it's going to nothing but silliness posting from me. I have an idea to post nothing but, "What would Bigfoot say." You know, Bigfoot was in the news recently and all I could think about was what would he talk about if he could communicate? What do you think?

Reverse Vampyr or whoever uses it, gimme pointers for what it does. I feel like all I'm doing right now is just staring in the sun.

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Blog Props

Keep in mind that I am as dumb as a box of rocks, but I had never heard of Spasmodic Dysphonia. Coffee Bean, a regular commenter at MUD's blog, NOT my Bean, is trying to heighten awareness because this week is Spasmodic Dysphonia Week. Go over and check her stuff out. And if you leave a comment, she will put you in the loser pool for the chance to NOT win a Starbucks gift card.

HERE's the Wiki page for Spasmodic Dysphonia. I learn something new everyday, and not all of it is good.

Please take the time to comment at HER Blog.

Click For Cathy

UPDATE: This mission was a success in only two days. Click HERE for more information. Hooray for you good folks. You rock.

Hit this damn button every time you come here. It is for the best cause in the world and is the right thing to do. Do not make me find you.




My reason to live, Beth, has passed along the plea from Chris Muir of Day By Day to bring some attention to some serious issues. READ MORE. And take an entire day to click the button above because they need our help. It doesn't cost you one dime.

We're on our knees, Cathy and Chris. G_d bless.

A Humble Bleg

I am planning a comprehensive post on Sunday marking the celebration of the 140th anniversary of Juneteenth. If you are planning a post and want to be included, please e-mail me and I'll get you linked.
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