Debating Evolution, A Primer for Evolutionaries!!!

Well, Steve B. posted on the current and latest craziness from the "I Hate G_d" crowd and needless to say, I commented.

Then the typical G_d Hater showed up to condescend to everyone who is JUST TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND EVOLUTION. Luckily, as usual, not one thing did that person have to say other than he was so smart and everyone else is so dumb.

"Oh, you just do not understand evolution, here let me explain it to you, Rube."

Man, I was almost ready to jump headfirst into the primordial pool before he said that. That pissed me off so bad that I jumped outta the back door to the trailer house, walked all the way across the trailer court and kicked Delbert's dog. I kicked the dog so hard that I got dog blood on my church wife beater.

So, I am standing there in mah REEEEEL comfortable jeans, blood on my best wife beater, and started thinking about what this brilliant scientist must look like. It made me so mad that I threw my PBR against Bobby Pete's pop-up. I had to pick up a piece of rebar to keep him from kicking my ass, too.

I picture this dude with the plates in his nostrils, filthy dreads hanging from his head, a hemp shirt, and his boyfriend Kevn (wearing his black skinny jeans and his Keffiyeh) hanging from Brilliant Scientist's completely de-muscled, pasty white arm with the tattoo of Rage Against the Machine.

Anyhoo, I'll never understand why when someone tells those morons that their ever-changing "theory" defies mathematics, they don't just go away? I mean, come on, the gig is up there, Holmes. No buyers, move to the next desert to sell your snake oil. Or, head on to the next IPCC conference.

Not only that, as always, even when someone never mentions their spiritual beliefs, the debate ALWAYS turns to G_d for the Evolutionaries. Can anyone explain why the Darwinists, who adamantly state that there is no G_d, absolutely MUST MUST MUST bring religion into the debate? Why, if their argument is so chock full of some of that science, do they NEVER produce one single salient FACT and ONLY insult something that they say doesn't even exist?

It is simply because there are ZERO FACTS regarding evolution. True, evolution MIGHT have happened. That is very possible, but never in the entire history of them trying to prove it, has one shred of evidence EVER been produced.

To me, that is simply FAITH. If they refuse to admit that they do not hate G_d, then why all the faith in their religion?

By the way, this huge brainiac has MASTERED the English language and grammar.

yup, you’re right!, I think I’m done here pauly – I’ve done what I came to do: was to show you up as the small, bible-totin’ coward you are, without any understanding at all of the concepts you’ve claimed to show as false. in fact, you seem pretty much clueless about anything at all, much less the fact that the computer you’re using is the product of science.

But Let’s check your scorecard!

Are you a whiney theist, pouting about being condescended by scientsts? Oh ya, you betcha!.
Do you then do your best to deliver prepubescent condescension yourself (Ed Note: Sorry, I love that joke.), that might have been funny 30 years ago? Without a doubt!
Does this therefore validate continued condescension of whiney pouty little theists with no concept of science? Oh absol-damn-utely.

Do you have any idea of what science is anyhow?– no F**ing way!
Do you have any grasp of evolution beyond that of a 3 year old toddler? – evolution? is that a washing powder?
Do you even have the fundamental mathematical equipment to assert anything at all, let alone the price of cigarettes, blue hair rinse for your mom, and a new gas canister for your trailer? Duh that’s more than five, isnt’t it?
So if you know nothing about it, how do you declare it wrong? Cos me maw and paw tol’ me to – now stoppit, yer makin’ be brain hert!!

Heh, that was fun. No seriously pauly, thanks for playing. It’s been fun validating the statistics I’ve seen about the average american’s ability to comprehend basic science – comparable to, but slightly lower than modern Turkey, I’m told. All I have to do now is talk to a couple of turkeys and show that they make a lot more sense than you. Shouldn’t be hard.

Actually, I also came to point out to Steve B. how the 2LOT works – I suspect you’d have problems even spelling “2LOT”, let alone understanding how it works, and how little it has to do with evolution.

Anyhow, thanks for being such a good sport, even if bitched every step of the way.
Now, back to your trailer – baaack. Pick up your little bible, or whatever equivalent dog-eared tome you think proves the existence of whatever fantasy you choose to worship. Now relax. It’s all over now! Don’t go beating up your wife/pet dog just because your ass was just handed to you on a plate. Beat them up for the normal reasons. Whatever they are.

Okay, since I am only here to help those people on this planet, I must try to offer debate criticisms to those of lesser intelligence.

First, try not to throw out vague references to stuff like thermodynamics when you are debating someone that actually READS.

Secondly, NEVER, and I mean, NEVER bring G_d into the mix. If you do not believe in G_d, there is only one reason that YOU would bring Him up, because YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST THE DEBATE.

Third, when someone stops responding to ANYTHING in your comment and just insults you, do NOT, under any circumstances, continue to attempt to make your LOSER point. You've lost, yet again.

Fourth, understand that evolution is a debate loser if you lose your cool. No one believes continual, spontaneous, concomitant mutations, not even those "scientists" that say it is true. They have to say that to keep getting their government funding.

Lastly, when you are debating someone that says, "This shall be my final statement, I need to go change the baffle on the spin dryer.", quit commenting. Just stop. It is going to go downhill from that point, dude.

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Drive-by Blogging - Da Daily Linkfest

Since Obama made the dummy speech last week, he has been jetting around the country trying to get people to believe his lies. Even the Democrats do not believe him anymore. Here he is at one of the myriad Democrat rallies for stupidity.

Nope, he is a complete and total failure. That is why Jimmuh Cartuh loves Barry so much, Cartuh is certain to be remembered as the SECOND worst president of all time after 2012.

Today's linkfest is simply that, a bunch of things that interest me a whole lot and they are delivered in no certain order.

The Morning Beat from Left Coast Rebel is a great place to start for the daily newsiest links.

One of the things that Democrats always do when they are in power is make it harder and more expensive to buy anything that is necessary for survival. In our global economy, the stupidity perpetrated by the Democrats is no longer confined to the United States.

And if we actually do slip in the tub, bump our heads, and become stupid, then maybe we'll eat the silly crap that the "Progressives" want us to eat. But, the human species will die out because even if the hippie chicks say that like that kinda crap, they still won't spawn with someone that eats it.

The latest meme that the Barrystream Media has cooked up to prop up the Failure President is that somehow, someway, the Obamoron is like Ronald Reagan. NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH, UNLESS IT IS RON REAGAN JUNIOR.

The strange thing about the Barrystream Media imagining all of these new parallels between the Obamoron and Reagan, is that the media always HATED Reagan.

FMP has the parallels between Obama and the current number one worst president, Jimmuh Cartuh. And as expected, it has to do with Obama's bungling of every foreign policy situation since he has been in office. What the Hell, just go read his entire blog. You will not be disappointed.

The Mayor does a great job posting what I have struggled to articulate about the Egypt situation. In case folks forgot, the Muslim Brotherhood is a BAD CLUB.

Lisa G produced the PERFECT segue post to transition from Egypt to ObamaCare.

Even though the Democrats in the Senate voted down the ObamaCare repeal on strict party lines, a majority of the Senators dug their heads from their asses long enough to KILL the 1099 stupidity in ObamaCare.

As long as we are discussing government programs that cost a shitpot of money and perform no intended purpose, let's ONCE AGAIN point out that FULLY HALF of the country doesn't pay for anything. This is why it is almost impossible to slaughter the Democrat Party once and for all. All it takes is a very few liberals that had wealthy parents to push the Democrats over the 50% mark.

Something is not quite right with the GDP report. By this I mean, it is even more useless now that it used to be.

Did you hear about yet another "Progressive Science" group falsifying still more global warming data? Well, of course you didn't.

What about the latest "Progressive" group that yet again is supporting child prostitution? Yeppers, it was Planned Parenthood!

And did you also know that still more "Progressive" scientists has found a funny little clock in every living thing? Oh, and that they cannot figure out HOW or WHY it miraculously "evolved" there?

I would also like to tell y'all that currently I have 69 links in the Blogging Post that I normally do on Wednesdays. I am not going to post the whole thing here, so if you want to get all that massive data, you know where to find it.

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Who's Throwing Paper?

It has never been difficult to deconstruct the argument from the morons on the left, but dang, lately it has become so easy as to be laughable. While devouring a cold breakfast burrito from Whataburger this morning, I read the Op-Ed page of the Clarion-Ledger. One of the resident moonbat idiots from the C-L's blogs, Vickie Hartley, published a ridiculous bit of agitprop (linking the Politico) on her unread blog and the C-L put it in today's rag.

The fact that the paper has rapidly been hemorrhaging readers and advertisers shall never let them stop the far, far left support of forever failed policy. Folks, that is the nature of the typical media. And such has been the case for my entire lifetime. Remember, according to Walter Cronkite, we LOST the Tet Offensive. I still remember my grandfather losing his shit over Walter's love of Communism.

Anyhoo, back to the local idiot. "vickijean," as she calls herself on the C-L blog, points out that the top Senate and House earmarkers are Republican. Let's think for a second on this. Both sides of the Congress are controlled by Democrats and have been since January 2007. Wonder which political party has infinitely greater tax dollars going home in the form of earmarks? Well, you would be right, DEMOCRATS. Just because the top money thieves in both sides of Congress are Republicans, doesn't mean that Republicans are stealing the most money, huh? What vickijean has effectively done is establish what is known as a STRAWMAN argument. In case you are not proficient in using the dictionary, a strawman is a weak or sham argument set up to be easily refuted. Of course, that is the only kind of argument that the Left can make. Their policies and ideology are so hideously wrong that you cannot even debate the issues with them. You can only smack them around while performing some truly difficult task that actually occupies your mind, because debating a leftist certainly does not.

Guess what vickijean does for a living? Yes, she is an "EDUCATOR." Which means that she is highly overpaid for very little production. Oh, she "teaches" at Delta State University, you might want to pull your kids out of that school, you know since their "EDUCATOR" can only produce strawman arguments. Obviously, the hiring standards are lower at Delta State than they are at Millsaps. All you have to do to understand why our school system is failing is to actually attempt a conversation with someone that works in our school system. That task is torturous these days, pretty much all the good teachers left public school years ago, only the idiots remain now.

To fully understand the political philosophy pushed by our "EDUCATORS," one only has to look at the corruption and graft at the top of the shit pile. Our president is violating federal election law by attempting to bribe his party members. If there was anyone on Planet Earth that did not know Barry Obama was a Chicago Democrat, then they should not be allowed to vote. Seriously, we have an utterly uneducated voting populace. And it is the fault of people like our public school educators.

Also, in related news, since we are talking about the corruptocrats on the left, Rajendra Pachauri, the unfrozen caveman at the heart of the Kill All Humans for the Planet debate, kinda has a bit of a contradiction going on at his home GOLF COURSE. This dude makes Al Gore, and Gore's wasteful lifestyle, look like small potatoes. 300,000 thousand gallons of water a day, in an area that has limited water resources. Hmmmmm. Weird.

If you really want to cut to the chase and SEE what the folks on the left think of you, just check this out. In typical leftist fashion, they dissolve the debate down to the essential, "You are just stupid" point. Please ignore the fact that the left's whole philosophy has been proven wrong every single time it is tried. There is NO COUNTRY that follows leftist doctrine that survives. Never in history has it happened, but YOU, dear reader, YOU are the dumb one.

What about the left's grasp of SCIENCE? Please keep in mind that to this day, they "believe" in Anthropomorphic Global Warming. But, oddly enough, every single piece of "data" they have used to prove their religion, has sadly been debunked. Those rising sea levels? They are only the last piece of "evidence" that has been overturned. o, let's check in on their track record. Temperatures? Falling. Increased hurricane activity? Hasn't happened. Snow never to fall in DC again? Trudging through record accumulation RIGHT NOW. And finally, rising sea levels? Not happening. Normal people, NOT YOUR STUPID CONSERVATIVES, would see this as even further proof of AGW actually happening. Dang, you are just so stupid.

And now, finally, the Democrats come to the table with the most bloated "healthcare" bill in history. Despite the FACT that this bill will do nothing to make any of our medical services better (even the OMB says that it shall increase costs and reduce care), despite the FACT that the overwhelming majority of citizens do not want this bill, despite the FACT that Democrats are abandoning the sinking ship with the intention of keeping their taxpayer funded special exemptions, the Democrats are poised to ram this thing down our throats. Keep telling yourself that those Democrats are EXEMPTED from participation in this program. They made sure they were keeping their medical services just the way that they are and retiring or not running for office keeps those benefits in place until the end of time.

I think that Red sums it up nicely by saying, "I am thoroughly sick of the word 'community'." I agree, the community can thoroughly kiss my ass.

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Drive-By Blogging - Freakout, A Leftist "Science" Post

This is LeFleur's Bluff State Park yesterday afternoon as we drove by imitating Danica Patrick in her first NASCAR race. Luckily our foray into driving ended with better results than Danica's. (I think that it would have been a good idea to take the mascara away from the chick before you put her behind the damned wheel of a RACE CAR. Just saying.)

Anyhoo, since we are experiencing ever increasing colder weather here in The 'Sip, I thought that it would be fun to check in on the latest news regarding that pesky old Manmade Global Warming!

Remember, the Earth has been in a cooling cycle since somewhere around 1997, so with the increase of human population, there is NOT ONE SHRED of "scientific" evidence that could point to man being the cause or source of any climate changes. Also, recently the main major most leftist "scientist," Phil Jones, has admitted to FUCKING LYING (they call it 'manipulating') about the data.

Does this little admission lead to his being put to death for trying to defraud the entire world's economy? Is his attempt to starve the entire planet to death looked upon as crimes against humanity? Is Dr. Phil's bald-faced lying, that shall lead to millions of deaths, looked upon with the same derision as Hitler putting to death the minorities? To me, an attempt to kill all humans on the face of the Earth seems like an evil ploy, but what the Hell do I know, I am just an idiot typing on a keyboard. Of course, THIS idiot was right about the fraud.

You know, when even mainstream media points out the FRAUD perpetrated upon the globe by Dr. Phil, you would think that someone would actually come forward to CHARGE HIM WITH A CRIME. This is yet another case of leftists wanting to rid the planet of the human species. Wanting to kill all humans kinda points to an attempt to perpetrate CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. Nuremberg anyone? Call this crime what it is, folks. Push back against Leftists that are TRYING TO KILL YOU.

Still more on Dr. Phil admitting that there is NO SUCH THING as global warming. People, AGW does not exist. It is the exact same thing as Natural Selection. It is pseudoscience that is FALSE. Keep telling yourself that these Eco-Terrorists are doing what terrorists always do, KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE.

Speaking of terrorists, Joe FREAKING Biden had a few things to say about the Obamoron Administration on Larry King's unwatched program. Please keep ever vigilant watching for those "indigenous explosives," y'all. And also keep telling yourself that the Smartest President Evah™ says that "nobody messes with Joe!" Most folks do mess with people like Joe. They place them forever in the fucking nuthouse. Certainly, they never, ever nominate them to be one freaking step away from Leader of the Free World.

Repeat it, Smartest President Evah™. Smartest President Evah™. Dang, the "Progressives" changed the definition of SMART while we were not watching.

In related news, the Smartest President Evah™ is not as smart as the people who INVENTED the Smartest President Evah's™ preferred political ideology. Folks, when Russia decides that Communism is an utter failure, why would we sit idly by and let our Smartest President Evah™ push for Communist legislation? The Communists are punishing people for attempting to be Communists. Punishing people for CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY? Whudda thunk it?

Here's another story about what exactly happens when you let a Communist out of prison. She kills people. It is not possible to allow these folks one more minute of freedom. They do not want you to have it, why let them have it? They always kill folks when they are not locked up.

And do you know what the most weird thing about Communists is? They hate everything that is good and right and just. Here's "How to Leave a Soldier" excerpted. This article was posted on Salon.

There does appear to be an underlying thread here, huh?

Hey! Lookie here! There is an actual interview with someone that met Barry Obama at Occidental College. This someone was a Marxist. Barry Obama was a GUESS WHAT, too?

But, let's make a MUSICAL about this Marxist POS, mmmmkay?



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We Have No Clue Where Al Gore Could Be

There appear to be FORTY-NINE different states where Al Gore could be holed up. You know since every time Al heads out into public, G_d appears to intervene and send RECORD COLD to that area. Yeppers, folks, yesterday, there was snow on the ground in a grand total of forty-nine FREAKING states! This is such a rarity that records are not even kept for that statistic. How many things can you imagine that have NO RECORDS kept? I can thing of only one thing that is so rare that records have never had to be kept and that is "Intelligent Things Said by Democrats" and even then there is actually a record. ZERO.

In case you are wondering if you are going to lose your job this year, personally I think that you will because businesses are fleeing our shores in numbers never imagined. If you are a leftie, this is not actually caused by anything or it is the fault of greed, but the truth is much easier to explain. It is because Obama said that he is "NOT anti-business." Since we literally have NO record of anything that Barry actually said before the DNC in 2004 other than that idiot drivel, Dreams from my Father, we cannot really base our opinions on anything other than the very recent past. Barry has not told the truth since we acknowledged his existence, so businesses hear him say "not anti-business" and think just the opposite. Time to flee! Go ahead and get down to the welfare office to get the forms to receive Food Stamps, you are gonna need them.

And you know what is going to happen as more and more people fall on increasingly hard times? VIOLENCE. Since I do not know Dr. Bishop personally, let's stereotype her. Harvard education, biology, college professor, you decide.....DARWINIST!!!

By the way, Greg Gutfeld has an article that is very timely with regard to the college killing. Shorter Gutfeld, socialism KILLS. Please keep in mind, Darwinists are anti-G_d which ties nicely with one of the very basic tenets of socialist ideology.

Like Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky. The Barrystream Media revives the Pentagon Papers. Good Lord, our grandparents should literally have beaten our parents into submission and this Communist thing would already have died the death that is coming.

Do you think that we shall ever hear of the murderous professor's political ideology? We certainly shall if she had ever remotely supported Sarah Palin. You know because anyone that supports Palin is a TERRORIST to the national media. Squat and watch, if Bishop is even known to have ever spoken to a conservative, it shall be known.

As long as we are piling on Sarah Palin, let's watch her as she checks her crib notes written on her hand while a private citizen on her own damn time. Wait, no this is FUTURE SENATOR Dianne Feinstein CHEATING in a debate (while running for the post she now holds) by checking her notes cribbed on her hand. No really, you cannot make this shit up, folks. (Hat-Tip: Gateway Pundit)



In related moron news, Keith Olbermann was actually given a venue at which to spew his nonsense drivel. For some reason I thought that ESPN had fired Keith for being so damned stupid. Hold on, this is a new sports station called MSNBC. Never heard of it, have you? Do they cover SEC footbaw better than The Four Letter?

One final thing. When I heard that some folks were getting together to republish "We Are The World," I just knew this new version would be so much better. Damn was I wrong. Barbra Streisand? REALLY?!?!?!?! WTF?



I am certainly glad they got a bunch of people off the street to do that, now I am actually impressed that common folks that have never sung a single note (plus Barbra Streisand) have actually recorded music. From this point forward though, let's not let any of these warbling commoners try to sing. And for the LOVE OF G_D! never actually record it evah again. Mmmmkay? Thanks.

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Leftist "Science" Explained at The Other McCain

Since my footprint on the blorkinets is very small, thank goodness one of the BIG BOYS finally posted a long article placing all of the Leftist "science" in one place.

Go read this at The Other McCain, then send the link to MY POST to all of your friends. I need some twaffic.

I love it when smart folks point out the pseudoscience of the left. It gives me joy.

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Snowmageddon 2010!!! We Are All Gonna DIE!!!

Thia photo was taken at 7:15 this morning, I'll add the afternoon photo.....well, this afternoon.

It is still snowing at the bunker and it is really beautiful, too. I cannot remember a clear snow like this in my lifetime. Usually we have that dirty crap with ice mixed in and all kinds of trouble. The temperature has hovered around 38/39 since the sun came up, so maybe the ice won't be too bad. Good luck to the Moron Family that always has a tendency to run out immediately and jump in the car to go ride around and take camera phone pictures while singing Fiddy songs. Seriously, that family is just stupid.

Links:

Conservative blogger poll at Right Wing News. Some answers were surprising to me, the same way it surprises me how much I like bacon every time I eat it.

President Idiot is out telling whoppers, again. Why do media outlets even let him speak? Oh. Now, I remember. He makes them tingle. But, why did none of them simply point out that despite his statement of oo-koodles of filibusters last year, there was NOT ONE?

Oh yeah, before I forget, that global warming causes more snow link from yesterday? The SCIENCE of the actual occurrence, kinda disputes that lie. Warmer air? Not so much.

Here is a clip of the Religion of Peace, BEHEADING A WOMAN, while President Obama's words are played in the background. Hmmmm, that is weird, huh? (WARNING!)

Luckily, we are starting to see movement in the country's opinion polls of Obama's failing policies. Here's a rehash of the Obama failures. Sorry, no successes are apparent at this time.

And also, Obama projects adding 95k jobs per month during HIS recovery. Ignore that the recovery has yet to start and READ THIS.

You know who objects to those BODY SCANNERS in the airport? MUSLIMS. I. AM. SHOCKED.

If you are in need of a little humor, the moron shief of Air America blames the network's overwhelming failure on the "Darwinian World of Market Forces." I peed in my pants laughing at that analogy. Luckily the pee was WARM.

Vegetarianism destroys the planet more quickly than eating MEAT. Wow, more leftist "science" is debunked. Was there ever ANY doubt about that?

For Balemtimes Day, get your chick some chocolate if you do not want HER TO DIE!!!!

Here's some dating videos to give you some ideas for finding that special someone.

And for my exact response to President Idiot's claim to Iraq being a success of his administration, let's check what Uncle Jimbo has to say....



Ditto.

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Can We AT LEAST Wait Until He Stops Twitching?

Murtha's traitorous body is not even finished with the final twitching and already MORONIC Democrats are using his death for the umpteenth push to nationalize medical services. (Stolen from Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit.)



Seriously, do these fucking GHOULS not have an ounce of decency left in their criminally insane bodies? I abhor that shitty, corrupt, traitorous John Murtha more than just about anyone, but to keep pushing for the ruin of our medical services with every ridiculous death of another moron is just beyond the fucking pale. I mean, this POS was one of you OWN, fucktard!

Instead of pushing even harder to do something that the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY of the country freaking hates, why not instead rein in all of your other guys that are just like Murtha? Video here of that douchebag Soulpatch McManus that was busted for CRIMINAL impersonation of a military officer.

Or why don't you instead focus your ire, like a laser, upon the corrupt John Conyers that sees racism everywhere to the detriment of our country's security and our standing in the world? Why not get Conyers back with his wife while she is in THE DAMN JAILHOUSE?

Or better still, why don't you turn your attention to maybe trying to keep your political allies from smuggling RAZOR BLADES into jail to free Islamic terrorists?

You know, if you just absolutely HAVE to do something, you could start lifting the restrictions that y'all have placed on the economy since January 2007 that have utterly DESTROYED our wealth.

Aw Hell to the naws, y'all have to try to grab every single bit of power that y'all can get. Just remember, when November gets here, the idiocy that y'all have passed will be controlled by the Republicans, hopefully. Then what the Hell are you milquetoast, criminal, idiotic, moronic, stupid Democrats going to do?

Hey, LOOKIE! Not only have they wasted TRILLIONS of dollars, but now we are going to get still another federal agency that is commissioned to control GREENIE BULLSHIT and PERPETRATE EVEN MORE FRAUD.

When you actually have people in DC that are trying to tell you they are going to cut the deficit and decrease the debt, you might want to look at how they say they are going to do it. It's a boardwalk shell game, folks.

In case the Democrats in DC are too stupid to understand why everyone with an IQ over 65 hates them, it is because they do not understand what is important. IT'S THE ECONOMY, YOU FUCKING MORONS.

Oddly enough, there is already a good idea on the table to cut DRASTICALLY the spending by all government entities. How about cutting, BY 20%, EVERY GOVERNMENT SALARY?

Democrats, FUCK YOU ALL.

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Because Batshit Crazy Comes in all Different Sizes

It never ceases to amaze me some of the things that folks believe with absolutely no skepticism at all. They need no facts, no proofs, not one shred of evidence and still they believe certain stuff. Even as a very small child, I needed proof of damn near everything. I am a natural skeptic and a natural cynic. I want to delve deeper into anything that interests me. I guess that I am just curious by nature, but plenty of folks are not. There are an awful lot of folks that go through life without taking one second to move beyond the very limited knowledge of what they are taught from others. And that is their right, too!

BUT! When those folks that are, by nature or nurture, intellectually incurious, and their intellectually incurious attitude starts to invade my personal space, I push back. And how. I do not live in a country that forces me to believe what everyone else believes and for that I am very grateful. Guaranteed in our very constitution is an individual right to practice religion as I see fit.

For the past five years, I have been publishing this blog. These are my thoughts, and they belong to me. I certainly hope that I can win minds over to my way of thinking, otherwise I would not publish. The way that I win those folks over is that I produce facts and evidence to back my ideology. Again, I am naturally skeptical and inquisitive, so if something peaks my interest, I dive right in and learn as much as I can about that topic. This makes me a huge target and I accept that willingly.

Anyhoo, there are certain topics that have been pretty settled for me for quite some time. Years even. That is okay, too. If new evidence arises that disputes my ideology, I willingly look at it, parse the information, and modify my understanding if necessary. Such is the nature of knowledge in a world that has only just now reached the damn computer age.

Yet, there are a few things upon which I am immovable and I readily admit that. Mathematics are king in my world. If something contradicts basic mathematics, you know, it kinda has to be false in Paul-land. ONE AND ONE IS TWO. THE ANSWER IS TWO BECAUSE THAT IS THE NAME THAT WE GAVE THE SUM OF ONE AND ONE. I guess I made a decision long ago to base my knowledge upon those things, but I really have no concrete memory of ever having consciously done so.

But, well, well, well, we have found some leftist science that attempts to contradict this mathematical standard that I have set for my knowledge. A very good, specific example would be the leftist belief in The Theory of Natural Selection. The minimum standard of basic mathematics tells us if all life "evolved" from one single celled organism, then the basic concept contained by The Theory of Natural Selection would have produced BY FAR more failures than successes. Random mutation simply must provide those failures at a much greater rate than it would the successes. Therefore, most of the fossil history would show much greater evidence of failure than success. It would also produce huge numbers of transitional animals and plants, but never have we found one in the search of over 150 years. In other words, based only on the known mathematics standards, The Theory of Natural Selection is patently untrue. If Darwinists find an animal or plant that does not fit their timeline, they simply modify their timeline to shoehorn that animal or plant into their theory and continue.

Not only that, Darwinists (those that have FAITH in Natural Selection) have stated that everything proves Charles Darwin's theory. If EVERYTHING proves the theory, then exactly how do you perform experiments? By definition, The Theory of Natural Selection becomes what is known as a "pseudo-science" meaning that it is utterly disprovable. The very theory contradicts what science IS by definition.

science - a method of learning about the physical universe by applying the principles of the scientific method, which includes making empirical observations, proposing hypotheses to explain those observations, and testing those hypotheses in valid and reliable ways; also refers to the organized body of knowledge that results from scientific study

So in other words, The Theory of Natural Selection meets none of the criteria to even be acknowledged as science, but still those Darwin Cultists persist. Personally, I think that they only want to disprove G_d, but I have no clue what goes on in the mind of crazy people.

Also, since the freedom to practice any religion at all was solidified in The Constitution, Darwinists and their religion do not affect me. It is irrelevant in Paul-land and has been since I was a very young person, because I could perform basic mathematics.

But, the ideology or religion of Anthropomorphic Global Warming affects me greatly. Since the cult of AGW has been repeatedly refuted by actual scientific evidence, the AGWers have gotten more and more persistent. There is even a disciple occupying the White House right now! Please ignore the fact that the latest prophets are the very same folks that promoted the ideology of the coming NEW! and Improved! Little Ice Age a mere thirty-five years ago (dump those aerosol cans!!! *pdf here* please notice that even then they were trying to reduce population growth), WE SWEAR WE ARE GOING TO BURN THE FUCK UP!!!

Since the temperature climb that the AGWer disciples were referencing ended in the late 1990s, they have slowly started calling their religion, "Catastrophic Climate Change." The fun part about this whole scenario is that there have been ZERO scientific standards set (that have been followed) to determine even the basic raw data necessary to perform the experiments to record FREAKING temperature.

Also COMPRE-FREAKING-HEND that the damn scale for determining temperature was only conceived in 1724. That would be two hundred eighty five years ago for you leftists that cannot perform basic mathematics. The Celsius scale was not conceived until 1742. Remember, the Celsius scale was modified in 1954, too. Just so you know, that is when the Kelvin Scale was given its modern definition. By the way, rarely is the Fahrenheit scale used for scientific experiments in case you were wondering. Why? I could not care less, why.

So, in the "science" world, the actual temperature scale was not even truly solidified until FIFTY-FIVE years ago. On a planet around three point five billion years old! But, fuck me to death, folks. Man has fucked up the world and we are all going to die, we better pass some laws outlawing the emissions of CO^2!!!

Since leftist "science" just NOW has a very basic platform for you to understand, maybe the normal folks, NOT BATSHIT CRAZY, might want to speak up about having all of our civil liberties removed from our lives because of something that is a mere twenty-three percent of the age of our very country.

You see how crazy and crazy and crazy it is to be a liberal? At some point, I shall figure out how it is that the ideological left can even continue to exist.

And one question for the believers in the religion of Darwinism, if there is a survival of the fittest concept built directly into your religion, why are y'all the ones that get all pissy when I put dolphin in my canned tuna? It seems that the continued extinction of species would help you in your worship ceremonies. Y'all should make a bunch of signs that say, "Fuck the polar bears!" and team up with your compatriots, the AGWers, to create a super religion or something.

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Anthropomorphic Global Warming Today - Southern Style

This is in a neighborhood right around the corner form my crib, IN MISSISSIPPI. Al Gore, you blow goats, sir.

I needs me a Snuggie.

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Breaking News!!!

The Gore Effect is in full force today.

Bundle up, it beeeees C-O-L-D.

More on this breaking story later.

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Stoned on Thera-Flu Blogging - A Scientific Study

I had a scratchy, little annoying cough today so I inhaled an entire Thermos full of Thera-Flu. Seriously, I had no idea what the Hell I was doing, but now I feel as if my skin were covered in frozen almonds that are alive. Well, that started a few minutes after I woke up face down in my living room with my pants around my ankles and all of my furniture had been moved around.

Did I mention that I wrote all over my body in red Sharpie? The writing appears to be some ancient glyph language, but dammit, it sure is beautiful. How long does it take indelible marker to wear off? Because most of it is on my face. Just another Saturday, I guess. Funny thing though, this hasn't happened since I stopped drinking a fifth a whiskey every day.

The only dream that I remember was about blowing up Texas Stadium and LO AND BEHOLD, it was not a dream.

I guess that blowing up the PAC-10 doesn't even have to done, because they suck. By the way, Andy is THIS MANY.

Not only that, I was FREEZING when I woke up and immediately performed a The Google search for global warming. Guess what I found? The only country on the entire planet that actually shows any warming in the entire time frame between 1995 and 2009 was Venezuela. Wonder why that is? Isn't that the Communist country run by Hugo Chavez, the guy who spoke so harshly about getting a bunch of money to fight Anthropomorphic Global Warming at that Gore-a-palooza concert in Buttholeville a coupla' weeks ago? Wow, no wonder he needs that money, his is the only real country that is suffering from AGW! Still more on the AGW FRAUD. It is the gift that keeps on giving!

I am certainly glad that we have a president that acknowledges the overwhelming dange that Muslims pose to the world. It only took him a week after the last terrorist attack to speak a few words about it. Oddly enough, his administration knew about the attack back in October. I am also glad that Barry is NOT RESTING until he finds that responsible, even while he is at the golf course in Hawaii. How hard is it to find someone that openly admits that they are responsible and does the guy that lit his nuts not have anything to do with the fact that he lit his own nuts? Sorry, I have never been a Muslim, so I have no idea how Barry thinks. Maybe he is CRAZY to go along with his STUPID.

Speaking of Obama, Damian G is getting ready to post the Douchebag of the Year awards. I still get a thrill up my leg that Damian used my suggestion of the residents of New Orleans in 2007. As if there would be a douchebag award that did not include the city of New Orleans.

Am I supposed to assume that THIS IS GOOD NEWS for the "universal healthcare" movement? Since dead people is what the Democrats want more of, I guess so.

Wonder how the federal government is going to pay MORE for all of those deadbeats that are failing to pay their mortgages?

Oh! Now, I see where that money is going to originate. How stupid of me. Remember, Obama is NOT going to raise taxes on anyone making more than 250k a year. "Read my lips. No. New. Taxes. I am just going to let the tax cuts EXPIRE."

Two words: Photo Bomb.

Anyhoo, here's a buddy of mine playing an original and NO! I did not pay him to wear the Paul Mitchell Design, LLC Logo-ed office uniform SMOCK.



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Please Keep in Mind the Earth is 3.5 BILLION Years Old (UPDATED!!!)

While perusing the blogs this morning, I ran across this graphic produced by the University of East Anglia where they have been engaged in FRAUD with regards to Anthropomorphic Global Warming. This is the graphic that is supposed to SHOCK, SHOCK, SHOCK you into surrendering your entire income to combat the E-V-I-L that is human existence and its horrendous effects on Mother Gaia.

Notice anything weird about it? Yes, in around one hundred fifty years, the Earth's temperature has not increased ONE FREAKING degree. If that was in Fahrenheit, it would not be a problem, but this is in Celsius, folks. What the University of East Anglia is saying is that the temperature of the Earth has heated up THIRTY-THREE DEGREES Fahrenheit in 150 years? Yes, 0.8 degrees Celsius is around thirty-three degrees Fahrenheit. Can someone PUH-LEEZE tell me that there are maybe five scientists in the entire world that have been crying BULLSHIT! over this?

By the way, 0.8 Celsius is 273.95 Kelvin, if that helps at all to see how ridiculous this graphic is.

I know, I know, you are terrible at math and science. Just trust me, this is so much bullshit that it makes Natural Selection look like it could be possible. This graphic is so laughable that it makes makes an education or journalism degree look valuable. This graphic is so laughable that it makes makes PAC-10 footbaw appear watchable. This graphic is so laughable that it makes makes Barry Obama look like a smart person. This graphic is so laughable that it makes makes BENNIE THOMPSON look like a genius. You get the gist.

UPDATE: Andy and Roderick commented, "What are you, a fucktarded imbecile? You don't add the damn thirty-two degrees to the baseline, moron."

Whoops. The actual increase over one hundred fifty years is, basically NOTHING according to the graph. Even using the falsified data, the gain is less than 1.5 degrees Fahrenheit. So......still, leftists are stupid and criminal in their behavior.

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Drive-by Blogging - Yes, We ARE Doomed

Seriously, we have entered The Twilight Zone.

Time Magazine names Ben Bernanke Time's "Man of the Year." No, Bumbling Ben is NOT the dumbest person in DC, but this is exactly like Time HONORING Hitler, Stalin, Jimmy Carter, Yassir Arafat, you get the gist.

This "award" was given to Bumbling Ben right after he doubled down on his Keynesian ideology. "No, there could not be any possible reason that gold is at its highest level ever. That is totally unrelated to anything that I am doing with US currency and the Congress is doing with spending."

Yes, folks, Congress raised the debt ceiling yesterday. They might have well just said, "Hey, we're going to raise it to eleventy-grazillion dollars!"

And then....Congress prompted spent HALF OF THAT 290 BILLION. Yes, the 150 BILLION DOLLAR "jobs" program passed the House last night around seven.

Doesn't Joe FREAKING Biden, the smartest man THAT NOBODY MESSES WITH, realize that the 787 BILLION "stimulus" failed? In case you were unaware, the reason nobody messes with Joe is because no one wants to waste a single second talking to this imbecile. He ALMOST makes Barry Obama look smart and that is damned impossible to do.

And if you are NOT paying attention, you would think that unemployment is FALLING. Well, since we set new records for unemployment DAILY, that is hardly the case. And yes, just last week, we set the all-time record for FOOD STAMP applicants. HOPE and CHANGE is wicked awesome!

Here's what we have, SIXTY BILLION A YEAR in Medicare fraud. Yet, the Congress is currently working on a program to extend an utter failure of a program to everyone.

We have a government that is promoting anti-human ideology in the ridiculous idea of Anthropomorphic Global Warming. DESPITE THE REAMS OF PEER-REVIEW THAT STATES CLEARLY THAT IT IS NOT HAPPENING. (No, peer-review is not a criterion that I value, but those idiots do.)

Those idiots are still supporting the leftist "science" even more now that there are more and more REAL scientists coming forward to point out that the data was manipulated and AGW "scientists" lied.

Not only that, but Al Gore even has the AUDACITY to ramp up the lying. I think that Al forgot that for audacity to work, you have to have HOPE.

Also, when you practice audacity, you cannot run like a little bitch when someone calls you on it. That is not audacity, that is being a sissy. Defend your position Al, here's a shovel.

You know, this screeching about AGW is working toward the goals that the leftist "scientists" want. The destruction of humans.

Why do the Democrats do these ridiculous things? Because they are ALL criminals. You know, like Teddy Kennedy and those folks that worked for him.

Or like Barry Obama, the people that work for him, and the people that he worked for.

Not a duplicate: Or like Barry Obama, the people that work for him, and the people that he worked for.

But, you know what? You can do anything that you want to when your friends that run all the media outlets are on your side. They think that you will eat them LAST.

There is a huge problem in our country right now, folks. We let the children drive the car.

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The Lemmings Are Stampeding!!!

If you have never had the misfortune of reading Jackson, Mississippi's "news" paper, The Clarion Ledger, you have never had the opportunity to actually observe total lunacy on parade. The Sunday "Perspective" section is some of the funniest stuff this side of ABC Marketwatch. The Op-Ed editor, David Hampton, had a column in yesterday's paper that slams that point home clearly.

If you took the time to read that, I realize that you will have to have few minutes to regain your composure from the hysterical laughing. You see, if there is one thing that far-left liberals, like Hampton, cannot stand is a stupid (Ed Note: Delete "stupid" in the final draft because it is redundant when used with "liberal.") liberal idea that has been proven wrong every time it is tried.

The funniest thing about David's article is the continued reference to the "gimme crowd." Then he goes on to promote tax increases. To what point? MORE GOVERNMENT.

Communism really got a bad rap because the Soviets just did not do it right. Total selflessness is completely attainable!!! Funny how only the people that do not produce anything are always the ones that are bitching about people being selfish, huh?

David Hampton promotes taking money from people that EARN that money, and giving it to people that do not EARN that money. Which side is the "gimme crowd?" Note: David Hampton is part of the "gimme crowd," Paul Mitchell is the part of the "earn-y crowd."

Liberal "logic" is utterly amazing.

To take Hampton's ideology to the ultimate pinnacle, one only has to observe the silliness that is COP15. The environment is so utterly important that the countries that feed the world must feed the world MORE.

What is even funnier is that dead on the heels of Climategate comes the next wave of "consensus science." Most of you know that James Hansen, NASA's moonbat human hater, was the one that was sreaming about "global cooling" in the 1970s. Here's NASA-gate. SCIENCE!

And while the anti-human crowds try to kill more humans with their meeting in Hope-n-hagen, snow falls in Australia. DURING SUMMER. By the way, unless you understand leftist "science," you do not know that COOLING proves WARMING.

So what does the actual data, hidden by the CRU and leftist "scientists" show regarding "global warming?" NO CHANGE of any consequence.

While WARMING rages, the lectures, protests, and summits are postponed due to COOLING.

Luckily those very same people that are bitching about not getting enough money from the rich countries at the AGW summit, took their thermometers and headed home.

By the way, this is the best example of "scientist" for the leftists. Greenpeacers.



Sorry, I had a typo in the line preceding "Greenpeacers." The sentence should have read, "By the way, this is the typical misinformed, moronic, utter douchebag that illustrates perfectly the stupidity of leftists that offer nothing to production and shall never be of any importance to anything in the world. They fucking suck."

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Laughing at Leftist Science

One of the funniest things that I have ever heard was a leftist referring to his philosophical brethren as the "Reality Based Community." These are the people that do not understand even the simplest forms of supply and demand and they purport to understand REALITY? FMTT.

I have posted numerous times on "evolution" and Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection. When I was a very young person, who was just beginning to understand mathematics, I came to the conclusion that the current theory of evolution was impossible by standards that involve simple addition and subtraction. Darwin suggested that animals, plant, and stuff that we see today were the offspring of stuff we saw in the past and that the current stuff was the "most fit."

Hell, I think that I was about three years old when I first saw the problem with this theory. You see, if there were older species that were not fit, then they ended their path of evolution. So, even the most basic math ever known would tell you that there would be billions of failures found that filled that fossil history to support Darwin's theory. Alas, there is zero PHYSICAL evidence of that theory.

Then I found out that Darwinists said that these "evolutionary" creatures did not fossilize. This explanation assumes more than the "Theory of Creationism." See Ediacaran Period. They did kinda fossilize and shit.

I then started looking at the ideas of how the universe was created and the mathematical chances of certain things happening at random like the anti-G_d people said. The closest number that I could find, at that time, was 1:1 with over 40,000 zeros behind it. In other words, the very same chances that you have of waking up with the sun rising in the West with a cock growing from your forehead, gills on your ass, and tentacles.

I dismissed it, because Darwinism is LITERALLY impossible to have occurred by standards set by even the most minimal mathematic standards possible. In other words, The Theory of Natural Selection is FALSE.

Please do not try to convince me, you look silly. MATH DISPROVES YOUR THEORY.

BUT! You simply have to disprove G_d, huh? Okay.

Then, I started learning a little about the "earth sciences." Those do not interest me much, because the study of these fields is even more illogical than Darwinism. If you place our knowledge in the context of knowledge of electricity is barely four thousand years old in the time line of 3.5 billion years, things get even more silly. Please ignore the fact that electricity was not even remotely comprehended until around 1600 or so. Barely four hundred years out of 3.5 BILLION.

Anyhoo, I was still taught that evolution was fact. Man is a direct derivative of a single-celled organism. if you take the most generous number of 3.5 billion years for an atmosphere, then you have to assume that man has evolved from the single-celled organism in that length of time. But! There is a huge problem with that, too!

After doing a minimum of research on this idea, because evolution is already disproven by the MATH necessary for the continuation of the damn fossil record, I happened upon the Cambrian Period of our planet. The Cambrian is utterly ignored by the Darwiniacs, because it disproves their theory a second time.

Here's the current geologic time scale. I use the word "current" because we have only had methods to actually study true science for about one hundred years, about fifty years AFTER Darwin posited his ridiculous "theory" that is disproven by math from the jump.

If you do not know the Cambrian, here's the Wiki. It ended about 400 million years ago, plus or minus because we cannot get within 5 to 10 million years accuracy of that distant of a past. That means that NOW, man must have evolved in FOUR hundred million years. This statement is made because at the very beginning of the Cambrian, there was a MASS EXTINCTION of everything. This kinda flies in the face of the "hundreds of millions" of years necessary for Darwinism to be correct, but let's ignore that, too! (By the way, the Cambrian period shows very, very little evidence of ice for you that believe in the religion of global warming. So, ice is obviously BAD in your efforts to disprove G_d.)

To further put this era in perspective, dinosaurs had not even "evolved" yet. If you forgot your dinosaur "science," they were only around for about 150 million years, from 230 million years ago, to about 65 million years ago, during the Triassic Period.

Remember, modern humans are about 200,000 years old according to modern "science." We are also allegedly the LAST SURVIVING member of the genus HOMO. Allegedly, our last surviving relative died out over 20,000 years ago. So, the time line is becoming more and more compact.

So, you can easily see that simply by what "scientists" publish, this evolution is getting more and more suspect. Since science is supposed to be a series of theories, experiments, and recordings of findings, we must simply assume that with the past 150 years, there must be some kind of record of the findings that support Darwin's theory, right?

There is none. In over 150 years. Not only that, but in that length of time, there have been so many findings that DISPROVE Darwinism that it seems the theory would have been laughed out of the "science" tea parties, but nothing could be further from the truth.

And today, we have "scientists" of the very same stripe, trying to tell us that Anthropomorphic Global Warming is not only happening, but that theory is "settled science."

Their settled science includes their screeching that the glaciers shall be GONE, GONE, GONE by the year 2035. Guess what? It was a fucking TYPO. Their "research" and computer models actually told them 2350!!! About the same amount of time that we have taken to actually grasp the basics of electricity and actually put them into USE! Well, let me shit out a golden brick, while running around in circles, with my hands waving madly over my head, in hysterics worrying about disappearing glaciers. In case you were actually concerned, I am vehemently ANTI-GLACIER. Give me the short pants daily.

Maybe these "scientists" struggle to even accumulate the most basic data that can be gathered? Wonder why when this data utterly disproves their theories they must suppress the data?

When you combine batshit craziness with utter stupidity, what do you get? Charles Johnson and his sheer contradictory "evolution?"

By the way, I did not use G_d to disprove any leftist batshit nuts "science." I used basic math and known science. Please libtard, try not to bring up G_d in your rebuttal, you look foolish because you do not even attempt to understand that, you know, kinda like you treat math and science.

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And......The Rant Continues.....Again

I have no idea why I keep posting on these idiots in DC. I certainly do not like feeling crazed over their record-setting stupidity and everyone that reads this blog knows how stupid those people in DC are. Dammit, the reason we sent them up there to begin with is that we did not want them in our communities fucking everything up.

Now, look what we have done. Dammit, Joe FREAKING Biden is Vice President.

Where to start, where to start? Why not Climategate?

Shikha Dalmia points out that EVERYTHING real scientists have been saying about the AGW proponents data is TRUE!!! SHOCKA!!! Remember, the guys that perpetrated the fraud of AGW are not some guys working out of their basements, they are the guys that are supplying the "data" to the United Nations IPCC. They are the big wigs in Moron "Science."

The fraud continues to be uncovered at The American Thinker. This goes a WHOLE lot deeper than we know now.

Some of the guys in The Academy want to take back Al Gore's Oscar because of the fraud that he perpetrated upon the world. No, this shall never happen, but it is funny that it is in the LA Times.

NBC addresses the fraud of Climategate, yet in a bizarre twist, they are PRO-FRAUD.

The New York Times? PRO-FRAUD. Surprised?

Not only did the AGW hucksters commit fraud, even their computer code is written by idiots.

And guess what? The United Nations is hitting back at the "Climate Skeptics." Climate skeptics means "people that are not fucking stupid."

As long as we are talking about East Anglia, we might as well throw NASA into the mix, too. In case you did not know this, NASA is a federal government agency, so if you did not distrust them from the jump, something is wrong with you.

What asinine other things can the federal government come up with to kill people and promote the stupidity of Anthropomorphic Global Warming? Making it illegal to exhale sounds fucking stupid enough, huh?

Luckily we have some folks that are retired and can actually perform REAL SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS. You know since the criminals affiliated with the AGW FRAUD are too busy skewing data and deleting the baseline data.

The only other way that I know how to deal with AGW morons is THIS.

Seriously, I. GIVE. UP.

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Drive-by Blogging - Da News

Just a few links of stuff that you shall never find in the Barrystream Media today. Hopefully, I shall be at a point where I can continue the mediocrity that you have come to know, love, and expect. Keep remembering that you get what you pay for, hit the Pay-Pal tip jar if you want to keep getting this shit daily, yo.

Most of you have always known that Anthropomorphic Global Warming was a hoax. There is no disputing it, the SCIENCE! is settled and always has been.

Of course, the "scientists" that were responsible to the United Nations IPCC have said that the e-mails were taken out of context. Translation for anti-idiotarians: "We got caught in our fraud and we are getting help from other criminals (Democrats) to cover it up."

Barbara Boxer is doing the heavy lifting for the criminals that tried to extort money from the entire world by (OF COURSE!!!) going after the people that exposed the fraud and criminal activity. Want to see the video? Go here. If you recall, the easiest way to abolish all crime is to instantaneously lock up all Democrats. Crime goes away immediately, yo.

When your argument goes utterly to Hell in a handbasket, even Jon Stewart will call you out. At last. How do you spot an imbecile? By the HuffPo cookie on their computer.

Newsbusters has more on Jon Stewart.

Gribbit adds a few words. With the Climate Fraudologist's e-mails taken completely out of context, too!!!

By the way, if you haven't kept up with the murders of the police officers in Washington, here's a little more about his family getting rounded up, too. RACE WAR ON!!!

In case you missed it, Joe FREAKING Biden is an idiot. Thomas Sowell says, "There has probably never before been as drastic a decline in the quality of vice presidents as there has been when Dick Cheney was replaced by Joe Biden." OUCH!!! Read the whole thing. (Quick point, Dr. Sowell obviously forgot when we moved from Dan Quayle to Al Gore. That is a monumental fucking tumble right there.)

On Barry Obama's speechifying last night, which was mysteriously I-FUCKING-DENTICAL to the speechifying he did on the same topic in March, he completely politicized the War on Muslims in Afghanistan.

And for those Sarah Palin haters, Barry Obama finally took Sarah's advice on Afghanistan. SNAP!!!

There are some bloggers that are actually looking at the true cost of the government controlled "healthcare" plan. Doug Mataconis graphs the ridiculous number that I cannot even grasp. What is that? Two point five TRILLION? My number that I came to was 1.35 trillion a year when fully implemented. Squat and watch.

Not to be outdone by the AGW liars and frauders, the Congress is slipping a value added tax into the "healthcare" bill. YAY!

From Mashable comes the question, "Is the CIA following you on Twittah?" Holy shit, I hope so, maybe they can learn something.

Here's a new blog for you to follow. It always helps to study the teachers of your enemy. And make no mistake at all, Barry Obama and his corrupt ILK are your enemy if you love the principles upon which this country was founded.

This custody case made me start out crying and then I laughed my ass off. Do you know how hard it is to keep your khaki shorts on with no damn ass?

This goes to eleven, or not.

*Click it to see the non-screwed up version and to laugh.*

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Four Days, No Post

I missed College Gameday and have not paid too much attention to the news. If you have me as a FAILbook buddy, you might have seen some links and junk, but I am out of pocket mostly until the end of this week. Here bees some links to tide you over.

Al Gore is a moron.

Al Gore is a moron, AGAIN.

AGW is a FARCE.

DC is overrun with STDs.

Idiocy is CONTAGIOUS.

If you are still working, Obama saved or created your job.

Obama has also RESTORED the United States standing in the world.

ACORN loves child prositution. Part EIGHT.

But, I guess child prostitution is not profitable.

China thinks that their ideological brother, Barry Obama, FUCKING SUCKS and his wife is as ugly as a mud fence.

Universal healthcare kills people in Great Britain. Part eleventy million.

ObamaCare is ONLY half a trillion in higher taxes and it gets us shittier medical services. Sounds good to me.

I swear I just cannot take much more of this stupidity coming from our government. Who the Hell elected these idiots?

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AGW – Rise of the Horsepucky (A Guest Post)

This is the third in the Classical Liberal contract for posts for this mediocre blog. The contract had to be terminated because he is increasing the level of discourse here and we want to maintain our FIFTH GRADE READABILITY STANDARDS. (Please understand that at any time in the future, we might just stroll over to his place [or anyone else's] and just cut and paste without any credit given to the author. Because that is how WE FUCKING ROLL.)

When 'I Told You So,' Just Doesn't Go Far Enough...

What do you call a person, educated or not, who in the face of rising empirical data which suggests their stance on an issue, at a very minimum requires re-examination, and yet remains steadfast in their position? A fool! Does it matter if it is just one person staring in the face of evidence or 10,000? No! And yet, even with the reams and reams of research indicating that AGW is as real as the Tooth Fairy, they cling to their theory.

Make no mistake, AGW is the platform for which 'Economic Equality' and large aspects of Socialism have been built. Here's how I get there. If the very substance which plant life on this planet needs in order to survive, something we, ourselves, create as a by product of merely living can be classified a pollutant, the government gets to step in and regulate that substance. How does the government regulate anything? They appoint a bureaucracy to oversee any entity which manufactures that substance during the course of their business. They then assign punitive monetary values to the output of the substance. This, in turn, penalizes those companies who are in markets where this substance is a large by-product, and it penalizes those nations who are large generators of this substance.

The substance in question, is of course, Carbon Dioxide. The companies, in most cases are energy companies or agriculture concerns. The countries are the largest, most prosperous nations on the face of the earth. Why? Because they require more energy and agriculture to fuel their economies. So here is where the economic equality and socialism come into play. It's not fair that the United States of America is the most prosperous nation on the planet, therefore, the United Nations and those who are jealous of our prosperity can impose, through CO2 regulation, large punitive fines and damages which must be paid to the UN, developing countries or even multi-national corporations specializing in carbon credits or offsets, whose funds ultimately are spent or dispersed to these developing countries. Now you have economic equality, penalize the big guy, and force him to give some of what he's earned to the small guy. This concept is also known as 'spreading the wealth.' When you take money from those that have earned it and give it to those who have not, you get socialism.

It doesn't matter how many reports come out which state AGW is flat out wrong, or grossly inaccurate, some will continue to cling to it as if it were their religion.

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