Contradiction, Occam's Razor, and Anal

I cannot count the number of times that I have listened to the bleating of the "Progressives" and had to struggle to keep from drooling from the sheer stupidity that oozes from their cakeholes. Liberals, Democrats, or "Progressives" have one minor little problem, no sane person listens to them because Leftists are freaking stupid.

Instead of simply ignoring the Never-Ending Fountain of Stupidity that is "Progressivism," I think that this is a teachable moment.

On to the BLOG SHOW!!!

This past week, Nancy Pelosi held a press conference to entice really stupid people to start screeching about stupid things. It has worked swimmingly, too.

This is some dumbass named Sandra Fluke on the Special Ed Show. Sandra Fluke was featured in the Nancy Pelosi Moron Hour to talk about her vagina and the very expensive clown car it has become. While normal people would all agree, it is really bad for "Progressives" to replicate and no one ever wants to hear about "Progressives" actually taking their clothes off to do the nasty, it seems that actually coming to the conclusion that giving all of those morons free sterilization would be the intelligent thing to do.

In lieu of providing free contraceptives to the idiots on the Left, I propose that all "Progressives" be forcibly sterilized with taxpayer dollars. OH!!! Margaret Sanger, the founder of Planned Parenthood, and I are on the same side of this debate, I think. Let's see.

I think that we can all agree that "Progressives" are UNFIT to procreate. But, of course, Margaret Sanger also hated dark people, an ideology with which I cannot agree. I have never been a Democrat, so I just cannot sidle up to their belief that black folks are an inferior race despite the fact that black folks kinda prove that they are less than intelligent by voting for Democrats en masse.

Now, why do I bring these things up? Because the entire ridiculous idea of "Progressivism" is based on contradiction and stupidity. You see, contradictions cannot exist in reality and you would think that even a semi-intelligent person would know that, too. But, there is no idea that the Left holds that is not impossible to accomplish. Pick a topic, any topic, that the Left has an opinion on, and I can show you how it is impossible to achieve with humans still surviving on this planet. When you trace any "Progressive" idea to the end, humans must be gone for the success of that idea. Their brand of environmentalism, their brand of diet, their brand of energy, their brand of economics, their brand of medical care, their brand of foreign policy, ALL are impossible to achieve and still allow a single man to survive.

It just so happens that when President Dumbsicle came up with the idea that forcing the Catholic Church to dole out free contraceptives and abortifacients was a good idea, normal people went all First Amendment on his ass and he looked like the moron that he has proven beyond any doubt that he is. Immediately, other morons went into hyper-drive to cover up the fact that their hero is an idiot. Hence, Nancy Pelosi's presser with the Georgetown Law School street walker thrown front and center to talk about how she was screwing so much that she couldn't afford it.

Ignore the fact that the whole debate was centered on the President making a regulation that restricted the FREE EXERCISE OF A RELIGION.

Now, since I am a solutions kinda guy, I thought that I would give Miss Fluke the solution to her slinging of the LOVE PURSE dilemma. Firstly, there is the 100% Surefire Means of Oral Contraceptive, the blowjob. Secondly, there is the 100% Surefire Means of Groinal Area-to-Groinal Area Contraceptive, anal. Thirdly, there is the 100% Surefire Means of "Progressive" Contraceptive, homosexuality. And lastly, there is the 100% Surefire Means of Occam's Razor Contraceptive, abstinence, until you can afford to pay for your own damned screwing. Or, to put it like Rick Santorum did, an aspirin between your slutty knees. You're welcome, Miss Fluke, there's no charge for the solution to your not getting punished with a baby.

Now some links that I have all foldered up and waiting:

The only legitimate reason to vote for Barry Obama, skin color.

Government Motors is producing more cars, but selling fewer.

Do you know why public schools suck? The taxpayer.

The Left's old hero, Fidel Castro, says history will be on his side.

That Food Pyramid that I knew was bullshit from Day One, is bullshit.

More on Margaret Sanger and the slaughtering factory of Planned Parenthood.

Jonah Goldberg on ObamaCare and loss of freedom.

The Founders were Bible-thumping Religionists!!!

Jamie Gorelick, the creator of the wall between intelligence agencies that facilitated the Muslim's attack on September 11, 2001, the former Vice-Chairman of Fannie Mae, and one of the saboteurs of the 9-11 Commission, is now on the board of Amazon. (Sorry I was so late posting this because Amazon is down over 4% since her appointment.)

Barry Obama does not have a single economic success as President.

More and more people are unemployed or not even listed as being in the workforce.

Lawrence Meyers on minimum wage and unemployment.

Obama's assault on people that actually want to work.

There is an outcry about high gas prices from the media, but it was in 2008 when gas prices and unemployment were much LOWER and Bush was President.

By the way, it IS a privilege to be an "American." Odd that Geithner's boss wants to change the country for the worse and is succeeding, though.

It is way past time for everyone to SHRUG.

I cannot wait until November, even with the cast of characters that the Republicans are fielding. Like Mitt.

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Catching Up - A Day in the Life

I have come to the conclusion that when stuff goes awry in my life, I need to drop back and simplify the situation. This is pretty easy when you are not entangled with other folks, but it is increasingly hard the more folks you add to the mix.

And adding six point eight BILLION people to the mix makes things really, really difficult. Yes, that is the population of the entire world. Of that population, I actually WANT to associate with about 100 or 200 of them. The rest of those people need to go buy a freaking clue.

No, I do not want to associate with a single, solitary soul that thinks I should pay for their food or shelter. In other words, 90% of the planet.

Then, I can whittle the number of people that actually provide for themselves down by pointing to the fact that a huge number of those folks think that I should help pay for the other 90% to eat and get in out of the elements. Yeah, those that think they can appropriate MY money to others can eat a dick, too.

Remember when I kept saying that Obama was going to resign in June of this year? The vision that I had was that the dumbest human being in the United States was going to resign his office in June. I had no clue that there could ever exist an idiot so sandpoundingly stupid as to eclipse Barry Obama.

I. WAS. WRONG.

In the past two weeks, we have heard non-stop about one of our elected officials exposing his junk online. There is not a single intelligent person on Earth that doesn't think that Anthony Weiner should be dragged out in the public square and beaten with a tire-iron for doing that. There is no other respectable end product for behavior like that, folks. Face it, Weiner's defenders need to face the same end result that he faces. They should be fired, divorced, and ostracized. Where are the folks on the stupid side of the aisle screeching for his HEAD on a pike? Well, they are all covering up their own peccadilloes.

But, I said Obama was going to resign thinking that he was the dumbest politician, soooooo..... I should not be so rigid in my beliefs, y'all. Democrats never fail to lower the IQ barre on a daily basis.

I know that I continually bash the Idiot President at every turn, but when I am wrong about President Dipshit, I do admit it. Barry has finally gotten an accomplishment under his belt for the first time in his miserable failure of a long, long life. He is now in the Top Five Golfingest Presidents in History. And it only took him two and a half years, too! I actually heard on the radio yesterday that Obama has lied about being a 17 handicap as well. If that is true, I will eat the entire solar system. On national television. Wearing a Wonder Woman costume. There is no possible way that Barry Obama is a 17, he is HORRIBLE at golf and there are numerous videos to prove it, too. Maybe they meant a 37? And why would any respectable course allow this muni-hack to even play their course? Holy shit, watching him swing a stick is like watching a chick swing a club for the first time in her life.

Anyhoo, since May 2, the DJIA has lost a whopping 6.3 percent of its value. Mortgage foreclosures continue to increase, with a 13 month inventory of homes for sale. Unemployment is actually hovering around 25%, too. Inflation is continuing to explode as well. My industry will not return to pre-Democrat levels for quite some time. And those idiots on the Left still think that they have something to offer, too. That begs the question, "Why the Hell are architects pretty much all Democrats and 'Progressive' to boot?"

Because they are mostly artists that realize there is no money to made producing artwork. I have no idea why "creative people" actually believe the stupid shit they believe, but there seems to be a pattern developing...

Now, I would choose to associate with Henry Ford one thousand times more than Pablo Picasso. Does anyone wonder why? Well, it is because the inspiration and intelligence of Ford is so far above and beyond that of Picasso that it boggles the mind. Ford was ACTUALLY a creative person, by comparison, Picasso was not. And shocker of all shockers, Picasso was a fucking Communist. Granted, Ford hated Jews, but Picasso was a self-loathing Jew, which to me is much worse.

It is going to get worse the longer normal people and hard-working people keep putting up with the stupidity from the Left, folks. Stupidity like this asinine crap.

And here is the Sunday linkage that you so crave.

William Teach at The Pirate's Cove links me almost every Sunday and I have failed to return the favor in a proper fashion. I'll try to do better in the future.

And Dean at Nonsensible Shoes, now at a self-hosted url, links me too. Man, where are my manners?

Pat Condell on the asshattery of Islam.


Finally, it is Father's Day, today. Hug your Deddy and punch mine in the throat.


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How's Me and Mine - The Linkdump

In my life, when it rains, it freakin' POURS, dude.

Since February, my life has been embroiled in DRAMA. I have no clue what it is about me, but I am a damned drama magnet. I am tired of that, too, so I gathered up my manliness and ditched every piece of the drama. But, I have realized a bunch of stuff about myself in the process.

I still miss Carla. I never did get the chance to apologize to her for all of the shit that I caused in our lives by being a dumbass when I was younger. And I am still paying for that crap, too. Sometimes when the wind is right, I absolutely CRINGE over some of the stuff that I did when I was younger. Yeah, I got scars, but I am wanting to get them patched up now.

So, here is what I did. On Monday, I did everything in my power to get Jules communications back up and running. I had it working, too, until her dumbass brother tried to change some settings and I had to disable remote access to keep him from screwing up my server. That sent me to the freaking moon, not only because she gave the most insane, unstable human in the world access to my server, but that when I sent the original message that those comms were back working, I explicitly stated, "DO NOT SCREW WITH ANYTHING." That lasted a WHOLE hour. Seriously, his brain is so damned dense that refrigerator magnets pelt him in the head as he walks by. Nothing that a really good ass-whupping couldn't cure, but I am DONE with that shit.

So, I shut my whole heart and mind down to it. I went ahead and decided that I would never place any trust in anyone enough to allow them access to my business server. I think that I actually wrote a post about that, HERE. I guess that was my attempt at "Do as I say, not as I do." Trust, it is a big issue with me, sometimes.

Anyhoo, I decided to roll time back to 2003 when things were good. Before Carla was dead. Before I drank myself stupid for three years. When I had goals and my eyes on the ball.

Today, I headed out to take care of all of the business that I have neglected since 2004. I GOT A DRIVER'S LICENSE, AGAIN!!! Not only that, I put my sweetheart truck in the shop and bought that sweet thing a new intake manifold gasket, got her radiator all fixed up again, new thermostat, and the air conditioning fixed, too! I drove around this afternoon until my ears were frozen. No, I am never getting rid of that truck. Carla and I bought that in July of 1998 for my 34th birthday. I love it, too. Best vehicle that I have ever had, I have little hope that I will find another one better.

I still have a few things that I need to do to it, but another big development in Paulland is that I snagged a FEMA contract work to perform SDs. Yeah, I am going to be in the Mississippi Delta for most of the month of June, July, August, and maybe September. If you have never been in the Delta, it shall be HOT. I currently weigh about 160 pounds and anticipate a 25-30 pound loss. I'm looking forward to it, too.

I have some wonderful Mississippi River memories from way back when. I can only hope that the bad times kinda get washed away while I am WORKING!!! I know when Carla died the only thing that really kept me from losing my mind was the work. Ninety hours a week was not a big deal, the other 78 were spent drunk out of my mind. I am never doing that again, though.

Imma get through all this crap and come out on the other side a better, stronger, more determined person. Exactly what everyone HATES about me. And y'all, hit your knees tonight and pray for Jules, she needs it more than even she knows.

Do you know why Obama stutters like Mel Tillis? Because he is a GENIUS?

Obamanomics' Quantitative Easing is a monumental failure.

The best numbers ever for Obamanomics. Remember six years ago when we were telling everyone that Barry Obama was a moron? We told you so.

Better take that greeter job at the Wal*Mart. It ain't looking good for the future.

And if you want to know how stupid the people are that spend federal dollars, this oughta show you. (No, it is NOT about Weiner's wiener.)

But, this is good news for every man's wiener. And you know what? This is good for a man's wiener, too.

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BasilsBlog.net: Memorial Day 2011

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Today in Obamanomics News and the Overwhelming Stupidity of All Things "Progressive"

Since our national media has claimed that Barry Obama is the Smartest President in History, we have to assume that everyone that has taken a very basic mathematics course is completely stupid. Or, we have to assume that our media was complicit in electing the dumbest dumbass ever foisted upon the world. Pick one, they cannot both be right.

Anyhoo, the problem with our media is that they are truly believers in the "Progressive" ideology and will go to no limits to make sure their side is shown in the best possible light. Such is the case with Special Ed on MSNBC when he points out that Democrats allegedly took control of DC in January 2009. Actually, Democrats took control of DC in January 2007, and then promptly jacked up the minimum wage, plunging us into this economic abyss. Granted, W. Bush signed that stupidity into LAW, but only because he could not win that debate over why minimum wage is a terrible idea.

Now, what exactly is the fallout from that hideous mistake? Let's take a quick look-see.

Because they jacked up the lowest wage earner's pay, and by default, made everyone other than those lowest wage earners salaries worth much less, the housing market immediately took a nose-dive because normal people's salaries were slashed by having to pay increasingly more for stuff. Of course, the moron media thinks that things somehow, someway, have been getting better. They actually claim the housing market MIGHT experience a "double-dip." They believe this despite the FACT that in order to have a double-dip, prices must have had to move back upward in the past. They have NOT.

The national media goes so far as to promote the policies of the LOSER Vice President under Jimmuh Cartuh. And to forward the idea that the Tea party folks are radicals.

And not only that, jobless claims continue to explode, even though more and more people are falling from the rolls of the unemployed because they have exhausted their unemployment. Coupled with rising inflation, this is a recipe for disaster. Just like it HAS ALWAYS BEEN IN THE PAST. But, Barry Obama's backers are not old enough or smart enough to actually remember or know this.

Of course, when this very same economic plan was put into place in the 1970s under Jimmy Carter, the EXACT SAME THINGS HAPPENED. When Obama was elected, running on the same tired, worn out "Progressive" ideology, the smart people immediately ran to gold investing. JUST LIKE WHEN CARTER WAS PRESIDENT. When "Progressive" ideology is implemented, the rich get massively richer, and everyone else goes broke.

Jeff offers his take on the S&P downgrade like only he can. But, I'm still pissed with the lack of Billy Jack over there lately.

Of course, the University of Tejas is in Austin. Austin is the most liberal city in Tejas, too. Shocker there.

Also, the national media, after electing President Dumbshit McDouchebag, starts asking for more and more taxes on the job-producing folks.

Funny though, the little pissant Emo libtards do not want to be "Progressive" with their college grades. I actually hate to tell them this, but everyone else in your Womens Studies 402 class has a 4.0, too. If they were in Cal IV, the grades might be a little different, but "Progressives" do not take classes that matter.

But, why would we ask the rich to pay still more? Because unicorn farts come from soaking the rich.


Hey! I have a great idea! Since the United States is rapidly approaching bankruptcy, how about we bail out some of those FAILING Obamunist countries across Europe?

Did y'all see the debate raging a couple of weeks ago with the Party of Perpetual Stupidity and the Republicans over the 2010 budget that the Imbecile Party never got around to passing? The Dumbassacrats refused to agree to anything if it did not include baby slaughter. Full Metal Patriot asks the obvious questions about the Party of Ghoulish Killahs. The only question that he missed was, "Are your heads so freaking dense that refrigerator magnets fly off and stick to them when you walk through the kitchen?"

On Obama's financial/economy speech. I wonder if Stanley Ann Dunham had any kids that were NOT born braindead?

Representative Paul Ryan (R-WI) tees off on Barry's stupid economy speech. Ryan ought not make fun of the mentally challenged.

But, here is Ryan making Barry look like the assclown that he is.

Pundit Press shows Ryan solving the Medicare/Medicaid shortfall. No unicorns and rainbows were even used!!!

Speaking of the economy and the crushing federal debt, Iowahawk chimes in.

Malkin brings up Food Stamps. The fun part of this is that to Democrats, public schools are successful only when every student is on the free lunch program.

The future effects of Obamanomics.

Dan Mitchell (no relation) brings up the failure of the Internal Revenue Service. Can anyone tell me of any government successes in recent history? How about in the last 150 years?

To end this on a high note, these are the people and actions that President Douchey McImbecile hates. Old white folks that love the military. Thanks for your service in youth and in old age, guys. Y'all are the Bees Knees.



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Image stolen, hook, line, and sinker, from The Conservative Monster.

A post about why I have been irregular with the posting...AND! Da Newz!

As most of y'all know, I have had a couple of headbutt run-ins with Comcast that has left my interwebz kinda intermittent. Hopefully, that is in the past. I do now have WIRELESS interblarq at my house. After a solid month. They has still yet to bury the cable in my yard, though. I am kinda freaked out that they didn't just hook directly into the existing cable in my house though. The new cable comes into the crib less than eight inches away from the one that was already here. Strange.

But, since this has turned into a "political" blog instead of the humor blog that it has always been, I had to back up and try to refocus on the things that we originally set out to accomplish. Anyhoo, on to the bashing of the Retarded President...

If you need any MORE proof of his incompetence, just look at this footbaw form. Right straight from the Lesson Plan of a six year old girl's diary. Holy shit, do you believe that there exists one human in the world that thinks that Barry is even remotely athletic?

Oh, his sport is basketball? Having only marginally played the game for a relatively short time, I would stuff the ball down his pencil neck throat over and over again. Barry Obama is a punk. He is the guy that leans against the lamppost outside the malt liquor bar and screams sexual obscenities at the young men that flounce by. A punk with no intellectual curiosity and a negative curve of upper body strength.

Let's check in on the happenings since we last spoke.

Food Stamp usage, a patently unconstitutional idiotic program, has increased by THIRTY PERCENT since The Moron was inaugurated. Surprised? You shouldn't be. This is exactly what happens when Democrats are elected. EVERY TIME.

By the way, according to President Dipshit, the FUTURE of electrical power is the technology from over 150 years ago. Again, this is not surprising. Democrats do not understand math, history, language, or science. Barry refuses to look into the REALITY of wind power. And in the off chance that Barry is having someone with an IQ exceeding 40 read this blog post to his dumb ass, here is some actual DATA for normal people to peruse.

By the way, Barry is doing EXACTLY what Jimmy Carter did thirty years ago. His concept is to cross his fingers and HOPE really hard that something CHANGES that allows us to refuse to deal with reality. In case you are wondering what Barry will be doing in thirty years, he will probably be heading to the places that HATE HATE HATE the United States IF the US survives four years of Barry.

And do you actually realize why the "Progressives" want to return to camel transportation and powering our lives with cow turds? It is because of their "faith" in global warming. No, I have no clue how "Progressives" survive a normal day when they are so absolutely stupid as to defy all possibility of them surviving a bath. They are so stupid that we had to start putting tags on electrical appliances so "Progressives" would not bathe with the toaster.

On the economy front, the very thing that everyone knew was happening four years ago, is finally getting airplay. Lemme just say, anyone that did not know that increasing minimum wage by almost fifty percent was going to have a calamitous effect on our economy doesn't need to leave the insane asylum.

Here's the shorter version of Barry's plan for the economy. It is hard to get around the point that Barry really doesn't understand that money COMES FROM SOMEWHERE. But, remember, Barry is the SMARTEST "Progressive." That means that he is an idiot.

Oh! Look at the comparison of the media coverage of W. Bush and President Moonbat. In case you are unaware, unemployment has increased by forty percent with President Changy McDumbass and gas has doubled.

Now, some simple observations on where to save some tax money. There are currently about 150MM people working in this country. We are carrying the load for a total of 330MM people, PLUS about 40MM illegal Mexicans, the majority of whom collect WELFARE. The "Progressives" say that those criminal Mexicans come here to work, but nothing could be further from the truth, they come here because they are criminal freeloaders.

There is a looming government shutdown coming today if the DC idiots do not figure out how to get blood from a turnip. Even the Republicans are proposing MORE spending. Now, keep in mind, this is the BUDGET FROM LAST YEAR. The budget that was never passed with a FULLY Democrat Congress and President Dumbo in charge. To blame this shutdown on Republicans is DISHONEST.

But, in good news, Paul Ryan, the mancrush of all normal people, has decided to be an honest, responsible adult and release a REAL BUDGET for 2012.

Dan Mitchell, no relation, on the Ryan plan v. the Obama stupidity.

Goldstein on the Ryan plan.

Marathon Pundit has the Ryan budget video, which is almost pr0n to normal people.

Also in the good news, the 1099 economy-crushing insert of ObamaCare, has been repealed and it appears that Dumbshit McStupidass will sign it. Whew! That was due to start this year and I would have closed my business doors instantaneously if it did.

It appears that the Democrats are going to shut down the government over Planned Parenthood funding. We did always know that the main platform for Democrats was baby slaughter, though. I have always wondered why Democrats hate human beings so much, since they are SUPPOSED to be humans...

Dean has a three part series on The American Roadmap. Part One...Part Two...Part Three.

Not all Democrats are in the Klan, but every Klansman is a Democrat.

And when the Democrats are looking for someone to lead their party, they go by IQ. The lower, the better. The only way they could have been MORE successful is to hire Donna Ladd from the JFP or Cynthia Tucker from the AJC.

Is there some kind of prerequisite to be a leader chick in the Democrat Party you have to be ugly enough to scare the maggots off a gut wagon? Here's the latest in a LOOOOOONG line of Democrat chicks that could make you unhungry when they brought the sammich. Damn!!! Kloppenburg is Geddy Lee!!!

More humor later. Promise....

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Drive-By Blogging - What's Up, Dude?

Well, not much going on with me, still without full internet service and it will be after April first before I get the router. Way to go, Comcast!!!

On to the BLOG SHOW!!!

Barry Obama gets head stuck between the balusters of the White House grand stair!

Those folks in the UK have decided that Barry Obama's best traits are that he is so stupid that he cannot be evil.

But, at least he knows how to spend the money!

Has the Nobel clusterf*ck ever taken away their Heisman?

The Obama Stimulus only cost seven million jobs. That is the closest to a success President Shit-Eater has ever had.

And luckily gas is not going to cost more than five bucks a gallon. In case you forgot, national average was $1.799 a gallon when W. Bush left office.

Two Dogs does evolution, AGAIN.

Ann Coulter likes "Progressive" science.

I am currently working on the latest issue of Playing With Your Google and will post quite a few architecture links to the Tumblr today. Hit me up over there, I am doing some testing and I need your help.


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The Two Dogs Take on Barry's War Against Libya

It is time to face facts, NOW. The idiot in the Barry White House is brain deficient. His whole cabinet, his staff, his family, and his supporters share in his stupidity, too. There is simply NO avoiding this issue any longer. Barry Obama is a moron.

Sure, it is right to bomb Muslim countries because Muslims endanger the whole world. Yes, it is all good to firmly fight back against the Islamic political death machine. Yes, it is right to attack the people that terrorize innocent people that are just going about their daily lives. BUT, it is beyond ignorantly stupid to tell those Muslim enemies that there will be no ground support in this endeavor. What kind of special stupidity must someone possess to actually give military information to the other side? Seriously, how fucking moronic does someone have to be to do that?

By the way, Dennis Kucinich, "Islam is a religion based on PEACE." No, there is no such thing as an intelligent Democrat.

Plus, trouble in public school Paradise. They be shutting down Barry Obama (BAH!) Elementary School. In case you do not know the BAH! Check it.

Well, I have been saying that Barry Obama is that kind of special moron since way back in 2005. WOW! Six years that I have been telling anyone that would listen that Barry Obama is a collectivist, water-carrying Libtard. And it is very hard to keep posting more and more of the idiotic policy stuff that he spews. Dammit, I am utterly sick of it.

There is only one reason that Barry Obama has decided to stick it to Libya and that is to prop up his plummeting poll numbers. And, if Barry fails with this tactic to kick off his reelection campaign, men and women in our military DIE. Already, one F-15 has gone down in Libya.

Look, it is not just his fecklessness on the military action against Islamic Libya, but Barry actually said that Nancy Pelosi would go down as one of the BEST Speakers of the House in history. Dude, I have suggested that Barry's IQ hovers around 40 or 45, but to actually say aloud that Pelosi was anything other than a complete failure at everything she has ever attempted and is embarrassingly stupid, has made me think about recalculating his numbers. There is little possibility that his IQ could exceed maybe four or five. The fact that so far I have not seen any video of him eating the heat rocks that Bo drops on the Barry White House lawn STUNS ME and keeps me from making that single digit call right now.

By the way, if you really, really want to see exactly how stupid Nancy Pelosi really is, watch the video that I have linked here. Simply put, she is dumb.

Now, while Barry is partying his wife's HUGH JASS off in South America, he is asking to get him a Czar Czar. To point out that Barry is simply like every other Democrat brain-dead idiot, I offer the Von Anderson Form a Committee to Develop a Committee to Work on a Problem Committee to Determine a Problem Initiative.

Czar Czar.

More Democrats head to the slammer.

More Democrats get unelected because of their love for FASCISM.

Still more correlation of minimum wage and unemployment. I am so glad that this is finally getting some print and airplay.

Iowahawk has figured out how to budget to a mere ten billion a day.

Another Democrat from back in the day admits his faults. In related news, Joseph McCarthy continues to be correct in all his undeniable truths. Odd, with all the Communists in Wisconsin wilding lately, huh?

Oh, coveting is the ideological direction of the Democrat Party.

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Drive-By Blogging - Obama FAILboat

While everything the world over is going to Hell in a handbasket, President Milquetoast has decided to shift even FURTHER to the left in an all-out attempt to completely degrade and destroy the reputation of our country that George W. Bush rebuilt after having Bill Clinton screw things up.

Yes, we knew that Homobama was going to be a terrible President, there was never any doubt. But, did you think that there was ANYONE on Earth that could exceed Bush's 2007 deficit in the short month of February 2011?

Homobama did. Want even more, with graphics?

While Homobama and the Democrats in Congress work overtime to ruin the wealth of the planet, luckily the Religion of Peace continues to be incompetent.

And in a strange twist of events, Homobama backtracks on his military trials of Religion of Peacers. I struggled all morning long to find a single thing that Barry had as a campaign issue upon which he has delivered. Yes, the ObamaCare thingy passed, but has been declared unconstitutional. Anyone?

Do you remember why we were trying those Religion of Peacers in military trials? Yes, it was because the Muslims declared WAR on the United States.

Do you recall why we have Captain Moron as President in the first place? Yes, it is because the Party of Adults ran the McCainiac.

Iowahawk has two great posts describing the situation of public schools in Wisconsin. Post one. Post two. Take plenty of notes, math IS on the test.

After that, we need some meditation.

Late!

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Drive-By Blogging - The Week in Bad News

Please keep in mind, a crisis makes for bad legislation. The big picture ALWAYS gets ignored. Also know, beyond any doubt, the ONLY way that government can "create jobs" is by making government bigger. The ONLY way to make government bigger is to take the money from the REAL economy to falsely "create jobs."

Yes, there are essential government services, but those services have been eclipsed in the race for government to be everything to everyone.

Dr. Robert Owens has a wonderful post at Pundit Press detailing the growth of government and how our Constitution is increasingly ignored.

What does all this mean? Well, it means that the United States of America would not be recognizable to the dudes that created the ideology that built this country.

And then you have Obamabots in the federal government that tell you spending ONE TRILLION dollars, that accomplished NOTHING, has done what it was designed to do. Can there be a more asinine comment?

Oh, and about those folks looking to buy houses? They do not exist.

Then you roll over and notice that in less than fifty years, one single federal agency, Health and Human Services, spends more than the ENTIRE federal government did in 1964 when I was born. That is amazing to me.

Then, Barry Obama releases his Punchline Budget. His budget proposes spending greater than 10,763.63 for every man, woman, and child in this country. I prefer mine in gold or silver, please.

To put the Obamanomics budget in perspective, you HAVE to look at Jim Hoft's graph on the EXPLOSION of the debt since the Democrats took control of DC. Since Democrats like to refer to themselves as the "Adults in Charge," let's just say that the adults are high on meth.

We should be grateful to Chairman Obama because he whittled out 100 BILLION form his budget. Yes, that is less than three percent (3%).

Dan Mitchell (no relation, sadly) says to fix our budgetary problems, we need to bring back Reagan OR EVEN Bill Clinton! He also has two great videos about abolishing corporate taxes.

THAT'S CRAZY, TWO DOGS!!! CORPORATIONS NOT PAYING TAXES?!?!?! Um, look Sunshine, ANY expense that a business incurs is going to have to be covered by COSTS of their product or service. The corporations DO NOT pay those taxes, their CUSTOMERS do. This means YOU!!!

Ruberry has a round-up of mainstream media outlets on Obama's budget. And it ain't good, neither.

DR Scoundrels has a great interview with Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan explaining all of the budgetary stuff. Read it.

Small Business tells Congress to nix ObamaCare's 1099 requirement. What I really want to know is WHO put that provision in the legislation and why have they not been beaten to death in a dark alley somewhere?

But, luckily, Senator Harry Reid (Dumbass-NV) has "created 280k jobs" that he originally killed. Seems that is standard Democrat "accomplishment." Destroy something and then rebuild it the exact same way, but spend a shitload of money doing it.

The Reaganite Republican has the Ten Poorest Cities in the United States and tries to make a point about how and why they are that way. I cannot figure out what they have in common.

One of those cities used to make these.

Hawkins is previewing the 2012 elections. My votes; Republican Party's presidential nominee in 2012: Haley Barbour, SECOND CHOICE for the Republican Party's presidential nominee in 2012: Sarah Palin, the without Palin/Christie question did not change my Haley vote, and for DARK Horse, I picked Herman Cain. GET IT?!?!?!

No Sheeples Here has more on the lying Harry Potter on MSNBC. What happened to that little wizard when he stopped doing those movies, did he get hooked on dope or something?

Middle East? Riots and killings, demonstrations, and Muslim uprising going on TODAY in Bahrain, in Tunisia, and Egypt is going to let Iranian warships through the Suez Canal. I am certainly glad that we elected Barry Obama to repair our relationships with those MUSLIM nations.

The whole world needs another Ronald Reagan or Margaret Thatcher.

Now, let me go cower in the corner and suck my thumb.

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Barry Obama's Race Wars are Blowing Up!!!

I have been saying for an awful long time that Barry Obama was going to start a race war and my predictions have come true. It is just weird that the races have dissolved into exactly what I said they would, too.

It is NOT black v. white or any other skin color, it is the Race of Ideology, which is what I have always said. Skin color means nothing in the larger scale. It is the way we believe that drives us, the intelligent conservatives, and them, the moronic, idiotic, dumb as a barrel of hair, "Progressives."

As usual, Barry is on the wrong side of the ideological debate, just as he has always been for the entire length of his very long life.

Throughout the month of Blackuary (and the whole year really), "Progressives" try to frame things to make their ideology look much more sensitive and caring, however, we intelligent people know that their "Progressive" ideology has brought about the death of around 100 million people in the last century. There is no way to dispute it, either, but the "Progressives" keep trying to rewrite history and they have a great start, too.

The "Progressives" OWN the public school system and the VAST majority of all the government bureaucrat positions. The reason for this is that "Progressives" are generally unable to produce anything for profit, so they have to go into fields that they can legislate more money to themselves without ever having to be successful at their jobs. Why do you think that the REPUBLICAN Congress jacked the President's salary up to 400k and Bill Clinton signed it? Because the President must always be the highest paid federal employee. Until the President got paid more, Congress could not get paid more.

The average salary of a member of Congress has gone from $60,662.50 in 1980 to $174,000 in 2009. Averaged, Congress got a four thousand dollar a year raise, EVERY YEAR FOR THE LAST THIRTY YEARS. Just so you know, the average length of service for a Representative is 10.3 years and for a Senator is 13.4 years. So, they basically double their salary in the time they serve. Weird coincidence, huh?

To the OBAMA RACE WAR.

Wisconsin is simply the beginning of the major ideological battle. It has to spread everywhere and we cannot sit idly by and not call the "Progressives" out on their success-killing agenda.

It is impossible to point out all the ways that the "Progressives" are wrong with the staged, astroturfed, union, government employee, blackmailing, traitorous walkout in Wisconsin. Every last one of the government employees that walked out should be fired, POST HASTE. Pull a damned Reagan on their asses.

When Reagan fired all the air traffic controllers back in 1981, true, air travel got a little tedious for a week. Seven thousand flights were canceled. In two weeks time, it was as if it NEVER HAPPENED.

For some reason, I think that air traffic controllers are kinda more important than a bunch of public school teachers and administrators that have not produced a quality product in over thirty years. In fact, fire them and shut the fucking schools DOWN. Let parents provide for their own kids' education. Let's make it a supply and demand issue, instead of only PROPERTY OWNERS paying for the public schools. Well, except for that "Free Lunch" program, anyway. All taxpayers, regardless of property ownership, pay for that stupid shit.

If you want to actually educate yourself to what the Democrats, the Dumbass President, the corrupt teachers unions, and the self-absorbed GROTESQUELY overpaid teachers are doing, check out the links below. My favorite of all these? The ones that show those "Progressive" teachers comparing Governor Walker (Republican) to HITLER!!! and Hosni Mubarak. Um, what happened to that civil discourse that Pelosi and the Klan Party wanted? Good thing that those violent Tea Party people are staging a protest today, heads NEED to be busted.

Wanna know what they are protesting? Pay and benefits. Since they only make twice as much as the average family of four in Wisconsin.

Pundit Press has got the violent rhetoric from Daily Kos. I feel sorry for Markos, I bet he got his ass beat all the time as a child.

Same old, same old.

Holy crap, you mean this is CLASS WAR, too?

Scott Stalin. there's a new one. Why would the "Progressives" belittle their hero Stalin by equating him with that HITLER WALKER?!?!?!

Oh, at least the teachers that are NOT teaching get some doctors' excuses. That way they can STILL GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING, like everyday.

Maybe it IS a real RACE War, Jesse showed up. Shorter Jesse, "I. AM. RELEVANT. I. AM. REVERENT."

Nancy Pelosi calls it "AstroTurf." But, she was talking about the Tea Parties, not the union protests, organized by Organizing for America, Barry Obama's very own personal Klan. And Pelosi is PROUD of the Democrat legislators that took off to Chicago to keep the state house from having a quorum. Thank goodness that she is no longer Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, she is a sheer embarrassment.

Herman Cain and Andrew Breitbart are in Madison. We might win this one.

Jim Hoft and his crew are there, too. Gotta LURVE Gateway Pundit.

Tim Pawlenty chimes in.

More video.

The moonbats wilding in Wisconsin say that FOX LIES!!! Of course, they are just making up a new stupidity chant like they always do, but Rachel Maddow at MSNBC has been caught NUMEROUS times lying about this "Progressive" protest and its causes. Facts are some curious things, I wish "Progressives" understood just one fact.

Let's give Malkin the final word...

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Drive-By Blogging - Global Warming? Lower Unemployment? Egypt?

It has been the typical week at the Barry White House with failure after failure, while his cheerleaders in the media try to attach all of the Barry FAIL to Ronald Reagan. You would think that they would have SOME shame, but you would be wrong.

Still, yet again, Barry has had a complete week of failure with zero successes. One hundred six (106) straight weeks of fail from the dude that MORONS said was the Smartest President in History. You would think that even a President with marginal intelligence could get one success in 106 weeks and you would be right. We simply have to come to the conclusion that Barry Obama is a complete idiot. He does not possess even marginal intelligence and he has proved it so many times that it is unavoidable. Just like Barry said this past week, "It is time for him to go." Of course, Barry is so stupid that he was talking about Hosni Mubarak instead of himself.

Speaking of Egypt and their officials, what happened to the ridiculous idea that Barry was going to make everyone in the world like the United States even more? Dude, everyone in the world knows that Obama is such an idiot that they would rather talk to Muslim terrorists than his dumb ass. Much like Egyptian Vice President Omar Suleiman has said. From where I'm standing, Jimmuh Cartuh is not looking as stupid as he should compared to the current Imbecile in Chief. Never thought I would be able to say that Jimmuh was smarter than anyone, but that was before we discovered the Obamessiah.

Of course, Barry Obama's suck buddies in the national media are in full blown Cover Barry's Ass Mode. So much so that they cannot even be bothered to try to squirrel their previous writings down the rabbit hole.

Of course, who could blame the Egyptians for snubbing the idiot in the White House when Barry has been actively trying to destabilize their government while he destroys ours?

Dr. Sowell told us all that Obama was an idiot. Watch.



Not only have they been awful at handling everything, including the economy, but, they just lie their asses off when everything goes to Hell in a handbasket.

Stephen Green brings even more on the unemployment issue.

The Mayor of Mitchieville takes down the idiots at Bloomberg on the unemployment issue.

Pundit Press says that the "Progressives" are blaming the unemployment thingy on the weather. AGAIN.

Zero Hedge has a graph showing how the unemployment numbers look.

On the Rio Norte Line, the talk is of the fact that everyone is now a felon. But, you cannot rule innocent men.

Lisa G has an excellent news roundup.

FMP reminds us that children are not going to know what snow even is.

Pundit Press has a post about how Barry Obama has been studying Reagan and that NPR is saying Reagan is Obama's Patron Saint. MADNESS!

To end this on a positive note, Basil has Obama/Egypt $25,000 Pyramid with Nipsey Russell.

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Weekly Update - Da Newz (or How Stupid can Obama Really Be?)

I am just NOT sure what this says, can someone use The Google to find that out for me?

WAIT!!! THAT'S RAAAAACIST!!!

Much has happened since we last visited, but to cover everything thoroughly would take 5000 words. Let's not do that, okay?

To the BLOGSHOW!!!

Chris Matthews proves that he is so dense that refrigerator magnets fly toward him as he walks through the kitchen. Seriously, since Keith is gone, Chris must have to double down on the stupidity. (Just so you know, it takes a special kind of ignoramus to work for both Jimmuh Cartuh AND Tip O'Neill.)

Amazon's in trouble? Boy, I never saw that coming.

Fannie and Freddie are sticking taxpayers with a bunch of bills, too? Yeah, never saw that coming either.

Detroit is Somalia. No, really.

That birth certificate that Barry (and every one of his leftist douchesicles) says he has published online? Yeah, didn't think so, Scooter.

ObamaCare is really helping out the kids that need medical services. Wait, scratch that and reverse it.

President I Hate Jobs and Wealth has caused oil drilling companies to abandon the Gulf of Mexico. I am sure that is not going to have any bearing on the cost of fuel, either.

Full Metal Patriot has been beating up on Time magazine this week for the Reagan-Barry cover. Luckily, he produced a better cover, too.

New Barry Press Secretary. I am really curious to know why we need to pay for this person when we have fully eight television stations and unlimited newspapers doing the job already?

In badder and worser news about Egypt, bad guys are breaking outta jail.

Meghan McCainiac proves that she is as dumb or dumber than her father.

Know whose SOTU address was dumber than W Bush's? The Obamessiah's.

While everyone is getting all upset about the stupid stuff that Barry said, normal people know that the President is an idiot and his ideology is moronic. Here is the rebuttal that I enjoyed. Whittle is on FIYAH.



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Drive-By Blogging - Weekly Newz

Bad news first, this idiot is STILL President. Yes, I am amazed at that, too.

Just so you know, I have been under the weather almost all week long. It seems that the boy brought some kind of flash-eating virus home from school last week. The whole family is ailing, too. On the plus side of that, I have gotten no fewer than one thousand hours of sleep since Monday. But, I have made Alka Seltzer Cold Plus some major money this week.

On to the BLOGSHOW!!!

Tax breaks help small business. Wow, tell us something that we do NOT know.

More unemployed. That Obama recovery sure is painful, amirite?

The Mayor has more on the Obama Unemployment Explosion.

That 1099 thingy in ObamaCare is going to hit hard in 2012. I bet businesses cut vendors by the dozens to keep that paperwork to a minimum.

More and more Moonbats realize that Obama is an idiot. Wow, that took long enough.

Maine's Governor doesn't like black folks. Or, something like that, anyway, according to the Barrystream Media.

Obama brings the energy FAIL. Seriously, he's retarded, right?

Pundit Press is increasing their POWAH. And they want more contributors, too.

Michael Reagan delivers a beatdown to Ron Reagan.

Obama's Pep Rally at Tucson was a rebranded affair. And ghoulish.

Good thing that Obama told his minions when to clap at their Tucson Pep Rally.

Big Al wields the Cluebat on Accountability. Why is it that we have to keep writing posts like this? Why can everyone not see these things?

Understanding "Progressivism" in one photograph. That chick needs to be locked up, y'all.

If you are NOT reading Green Shoots & Leaves, then you are not informed. More Green Shoots.

Basil has more on the HATE SPEECH of Crosshairs. CNN needs to just get their purse and go sit in the truck.

Full Metal Patriot has the Paul Ryan take down of ObamaCare. This dude is going places.

The story of the week was the Philly Baby Slaughtering "doctor." Do not read this on a full stomach.

Roland has a "Progressive" opinion on the baby slaughter.

Finally, Great Moments in Liberal History.

That wore me out, y'all. I am headed back to bed. Be kind to each other.

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Drive-By Blogging - A Plethora of Nothing

Yes, Wednesday is usually the Teh Google day, but this week has been BONKERS with the bad_pool_caller, reloading my whole drive of software, tweaking all my plug-ins and stuff. I now have to use three whole days up, serious eight to ten hour days, getting all the stuff back in order. No fun. Throw a wild-ass twelve year old that is out of school because of FREAKING snow, and dude, Teh Google just gone be late...

But, there were a couple of things that I wanted to dump here.

I want to grab one million page views on this blog in 2011. I know that is possible, because from July to January, we got over half a million. But, I am off a few hits for the year. We have got to average about 2750 hits a day to make the goal. We are averaging about 2570 a day. That ain't gonna get it.

I also want to gross forty thousand bucks this year online without any architectural business. That might prove to be difficult, but with the affiliates site, Ball and Chain's yoga site, and a planned joint venture financial site, it should be doable. I plan on keeping y'all up to date on those things, too.

Also, I am going to get this here blarq back to its humor roots. I have seriously gotten away from that somewhat because of President Douchy McStupidass running the show, but I am going to refocus on what this site was intended to accomplish. Of course, we are a mere eighteen days away from the beginning of Blackuary and that is a huge task to undertake, but I am up to it this year.

Today's blogshow is a short one, but I think that it is pretty danged good.

Mudfence ugly Congresscritters. Ugly, stupid, and corrupt is no way to go through life, son.

The Obamanomic Recovery is on par with the Great Depression. Home values continue the freefall.

Dan Mitchell on the monumental task of changing Social Security.

Steve B tries to sort through liberal "logic."

Paul Ryan pr0n!!! And more.

Oddly, since the CBO now has a majority that is not Hellbent on destroying the way of life in our country, they now have numbers that speak the truth on the debacle that is ObamaCare. The only people that thought ObamaCare would save money are too stupid to stop digging when they are standing at the bottom of a hole.

Food stamp usage is doing what it always does when Dumb-a-crats are in charge.

The Obamas hire some more of their corrupt, criminal buddies.

Cat fight going on between Moron Joe Klein and Moron Ed Schultz. Who is dumber? it's a tie.

Dumbass Frank Lautenberg jumps into the Democrat Stupidity Rally and is surging toward the front of the pack.

Democrat hacks continue to fail miserably at their jobs. Democrats are the Mannings of SUCK.

The Democrat baby slaughter is gaining steam.

Boogie rails on the dumbshit stuff going on about the "Progressive" mass murderer in Tucson.

Chew on those things for a little while and I'll get the Teh Google post up really soon. Promise.

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NO! Michelle Obama was NOT Arrested for Child Molestation on February 18, 1991, Causing Her to Surrender Her Law License

Plus, there were not eight different waivers that had to be sought and procured before she could be in the same general area and take these photos, on the Barry White House lawn, with children, which she is NOT required to avoid.

There was never a child, named Arthur Garcia, that Michelle repeatedly sexually molested, either. There was no settlement PAID for her crimes that did not happen on the Southside of Chicago on innumerable occasions, either.

Simply put, there is no evidence, whatsoever, that Michelle Obama is a child molester.

She is hideously ugly, buffoonish, ungraceful, imbecilic, violently stupid, and married to President Turdy "Captain Failboat" McAssclown, but no child molester.

Do you see what happened right there? It is EXACTLY what the rapier stupidity of the Barrystream Media has been doing to Sarah Palin and other "Conservatives" since the "Progressive" Jared Loughner went on his killing mission last Saturday.

Here are the facts, Loughner is a far-left moonbat that is CRAZY. There is no amount of FEDERAL legislation that can rid us of CRAZY people, but there are plenty of things that the federal government can do to take away our freedoms when stupid people try to make policy and law without any regard for facts.

In a nutshell, if you want to limit terrorism, lock up Muslims for being Muslims. If you want to eliminate random acts of violence, lock up all Democrats because they are eight times more likely to commit crimes. Finally, if you want to stop the majority of corruption in government, abolish the Democrat Party and bar anyone in the Democrat Party for EVER having control over tax money.

You can try other methods of controlling these things, but they will be ineffective because they ignore the TRUE PROBLEMS.

How do we fight back against the Sixteenth Column of Liberals in the national media? I think that we do not have to because Barry Obama is the best argument against liberal policies that we have had in a while.

FDR had his generation of fail, JFK and LBJ had their generation of fail, Jimmuh Cartuh had his time of fail, Bill Clinton his, and Barry Obama has his. Why we continue to elect these idiots is beyond my comprehension, but I attempt to deal with what I am dealt.

Here are the limitless takedowns of the national media trying to make this attempted John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, and John Hinckley, Jr., Jared Loughner into some crazed rightwinger stupidly motivated by some insignificant graphic on Sarah Palin's FAILbook. Carve out hours upon hours to read these posts. You have simply got to understand how corrupt our media has become in this Age of Obama.

Right Girl.

Full Metal Patriot. And AGAIN.

Born Again Redneck.

Pundit Press. And AGAIN.

Michelle Malkin.

Moonbattery. And AGAIN. And AGAIN.

Pirate's Cove.

The Jawa Report.

Patterico.

Left Coast Rebel.

The Other McCain. And AGAIN.

Saucy American in NZ.

Newsbusters.

Stop the ACLU. William Teach from Pirate's Cove.

The Snooper Report.

Joe the Plumber at Big Government.

Darleen Click at Protein Wisdom.

Vodkapundit at PJTV. Steve Green take my idea on this whole thing to the perfect crazy level.

As a final word on this crazy dude that went all "POSTAL," if you want to stop craziness, then you need to prepare to be disappointed. Scientists are not focusing on real science anymore because there are not HUGE dollars to be made from that.

Until every idiotic mantra and divisive policy of the Moonbat Left is abolished, expect more of their creations to perpetrate these heinous crimes.

By the way, I blame Obama and his NOT child-molesting, Klingon-looking wife for all the crazy people in the world.

Speaking of the Moron President, Bill Whittle takes Barry the Dumb to the woodshed...



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Drive-by Blogging - All the Barry News That's Fit to Link!

*Here is Barry checking out his biggest fan*

Listening to the news this morning, I ran across Chris Matthews berating the shit outta a GOP Proud dude on the radio, and then that ridiculous story was followed up with more insanity.

Let's be honest, yet again. If you are a "Progressive," you are dumber than a barrel of hair. Granted, your ideology might be based on "caring" about stuff, but the results of your feelings based actions are detrimental to the world.

You see, RESULTS MATTER.

To help you break that viscous cycle of stupidity, starting filling your head with KNOWLEDGE, instead of spreading your arms open with CARING. Shocker to end all shockers, at no point in history has the liberal ideology accomplished anything worthwhile. Just check the stats.

We have spent untold TRILLIONS in welfare, TRILLIONS in education, TRILLIONS in environmental protection, TRILLIONS in all sorts of programs to alleviate poverty, and NONE of this money has accomplished anything.

Check this crap out, the "Progressive" ACLU, the liberals' only way of getting their ideology enacted, is based solely on Stalinist policy. Who did not know this?

Conversely, "Conservative" ideology is based on actual results. Dr. Sowell explains more.

One of the Left's favorite "Conservative" Obama-Lovers tries to argue that Barry is NOT a big spending "Progressive" hack. Not only that, some of the dumbest people in the world think that Fox News is "Conservative."

The only way that Fox appears remotely "Conservative" is when you compare the network to the shrill and dense moonbattery going on at all the other networks. For David Shuster to say ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, about ideology of a network, is beyond asinine.

Steve B expounds on the truisms that "Progressivism" never works.

What is so terribly UNFUNNY to me is that all one has to do to see the alarming FAILURE of every "Progressive" policy, is turn their gaze toward Detroit. You have every liberal policy for the last fifty years there and it is a total shithole.

By the way, Mississippi, the UAW is gunning for y'all, just like they did Detroit.

Chicago, face it, you cannot avoid Detroit's level of suck.

What the "Progressives" did to Detroit, they are DOING to the United States, too. Our national debt increased by 154 BILLION overnight. To put that in perspective, that is the total ECONOMY of over eighty countries on Earth.

Luckily, since the Dumbass Democrats got slaughtered in November, maybe we can seriously undo all the stupid shit that Barry and his idiotic party have put in place. Of course, Barry is "warning" the Republicans to play nice and all bi-partisan. Why does it seem that the most arrogant people on Earth are always the dumbest f**ks that we ever encounter?

And why does the national media have to continue to push lie after lie upon us? Krugman tries to argue that the federal government has grown in size because of the Census. FALSE. Of course, Krugman is also arguing that there is NO INFLATION!!!

You have to be a special kind of stupid to not recognize how much prices have exploded since the Democrats (with W. Bush's help) jacked minimum wage up to the stupid level. And by "stupid level," I mean greater than ZERO.

Oh, while we are yakking about wages, Morgan Warstler at Big Government has an interesting proposal.

Face it, folks, if you want to see idiocy in action, just watch President Obama daily. Hey, you know what will really help matters of security or economics? Taking a shitload of property out of circulation. The only thing missing when I see any new proposal from Barry, is a mean-ass Vietnamese dude slapping my face, screaming "MOAW*!!!" (* or whatever the Hell that dude was screeching in The Deerhunter.)

Speaking of The Deerhunter, that Meryl Streep is one ugly broad. You know what kind of guys find her attractive? BLIND ONES.

The UN-fun part about the Obama land grab is that is is for some ridiculous moonbat "Save the Earth" bullshit. hey, but since everyone with two brain cells to rub together knows that "Progressives" have no clue about math, science, language, history, geography (57 states), we have to actually sit idly by and watch these dumbasses do stuff based on LIES. ONCE AGAIN, AGW IS NOT HAPPENING.

Since Al Gore flunked out of divinity school, he had to start his own religion. Luckily for Al, there are plenty of stupid people to give him money.

But, Al Gore's Bible, that he wrote, is about as true as the damned spaceship following the comet that the Heaven's Gate cult worshiped. Al needs to slip on his Nikes and eat some applesauce, and just go to sleep. But, please Al, do not forget your freaking towel.

You know how the left doesn't believe in G_d and had to sue Tenn to get the monkey thing taught? Here's my post on that crap. it took them fifty years after that Scopes thingy to get baby killing made legal, but they are patient. Evil always is.

While we are on the topic of how much "Progressives" need stupid people to survive, their school system sure is producing that stupid person supply. But, boy it is pricey.

Kinda like that ObamaCare is going to be. Boehner promises to repeal it, though.

That will NEVER happen, but maybe getting everyone ObamaCare waivers will. Next up, Social Security waivers.

But, having a Constitution Lesson with Justice Scalia simply cannot hurt anything for Congress. Well, other than a bunch of milquetoast nancies getting offended by having to listen to Scalia.

By the way, no one said anything about the Lightbox opt-in form. I have it set on showing up every two days. You can just click the "X" at the top right to kill it. Sign-Up though. I have a new link on the sidebar to my traffic building stuff, see if you can find it.

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