Well, the new theme finally decided to complete itself. That is really good news for me because I had forgotten what I did with it. The image to the left is this blorx W-A-Y back in February 2008 before Obama ruined the world. There are still quite a few hiccups with the new design and I am certain that some stuff doesn't work because I did the html.
I can already see that the post body text is not right and the grid is so translucent that you cannot tell that it is #FF4500. That's right, you did not imagine that I would not make the grid #FF4500, did you?
And dang, what the Hell happened to the other split sidebar at the bottom? And why can I not see the footer in the damn Design Tab Thingy?
Anyhoo, grab the Big Chief and start writing down all the crap you find wrong.
Certainly let me know if those damnable inline comment thingies are working.
Please take the time to comment.
Showing posts with label Problems in the Workplace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Problems in the Workplace. Show all posts
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Wednesdays Make No Sense
It never ceases to amaze me that Wednesday is our lowest traffic day here at MoM. We get more traffic on Sunday than on Wednesday. Of course with posting being as light as it has been lately, pretty much all of the NUDE traffic is gone and we are playing once again with typical traffic.
Please, do NOT let BrittFarr whip out his junk, again, okay?
But, tell me why Wednesday is the lowest traffic day for this blirc?
Please take the time to comment.
Please, do NOT let BrittFarr whip out his junk, again, okay?
But, tell me why Wednesday is the lowest traffic day for this blirc?
Please take the time to comment.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Sexi, No?
I have been busy as Hell trying to learn new tricks. I am jazzed about it, too. Dude, learning BE fun, too much enough.
You wanta see what I done done? Well, okay then, but gimme your HONEST opinion. It is a little racy, so I chunked it below the fold. Put the kids to bed.
(sorry, I don't think the "below the fold" thingy works on Reader, so EYEMUFFS!!!)
You wanta see what I done done? Well, okay then, but gimme your HONEST opinion. It is a little racy, so I chunked it below the fold. Put the kids to bed.
(sorry, I don't think the "below the fold" thingy works on Reader, so EYEMUFFS!!!)
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Another Day, Another Rant
I have started four blog posts in the past day and have failed to even get through the first paragraph. Bear with me, please.
This blog has apparently become nothing but still another bitching board for me. For some reason, it seems as if I am griping about everything all of the time, yet nothing could be further from the truth in reality. I am exceedingly happy every stinking day. Life is fun and muchly enjoyable.
BUT.......
I am seriously worried about the state of the nation, the mindset of our people, and the onrushing economic calamity. If you think that the economy is getting better, try to find a new job, compare prices on daily staples, watch the prices of gasoline daily, keep an eye on a totally decoupled stock market, or take the time to count cars of people heading into work in the morning. Unstable is an UNDERSTATEMENT.
If you are marginally aware of the current situation in our country, you MUST be well aware that things have not been in such a terrible state since the late 1970s when the last simpering moron was running things. And daily things seem to be getting more and more unstable.
This is TOTALLY the fault of the Democrat Party and the ideology of idiots. There is NO OTHER reason that things are this terrible. You can attempt to blame things on anything else, but you are just WRONG.
How is it even possible that some folks just do not see things for what they are? How is it even possible that there is STILL a single person that believes in the "Progressive" ideology? How can that be when there is unlimited evidence that "Progressive" ideology has failed miserably every time it is tried? There has NEVER been a single success of "Progressive" philosophy in the entire course of history, yet some folks continue to adhere to it? SILLY.
This past week, still more evidence of the sheer and total failure of "Progressive" ideology was discovered. (Like we need any more at all!)
The cost of the United States Census increased by a WHOPPING 325% because of the multi-cultural bent of the questioning and the overwhelming waste of government workers' ideology. If you did not answer the census, there is no way for you to know that most of the questioning was not about ACTUAL ENUMERATION as required by The Constitution, but about your "Hispanic" ancestry.
Also, this past week, it has come to light that insurance that President Obama told you in no uncertain terms would be maintained, will NOT be maintained. This is NOT a shocker to ANYONE that is even remotely tuned in to what is actually happening.
Not only that, the ObamaCare estimates did not take into account the HUGE cost overruns of this "Grandfathering" of most insurance plans.
In layman's terms, NO! Most of you cannot keep your present medical insurance plan and the few of you that can are going to see monumental increases in your coverage costs.
And you also might not have heard about the BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION stuff that Barry put into place, either.
FOLKS. WE KNEW THIS.
Those are not the only major stories about your medical future. There is also going to be a rationing of medical services and a decrease in the number of doctors.
AGAIN. WE KNEW THIS.
We also found out that the idiots in Hollywood do not like normal people. Yes, they like the good Marxists in Haiti, the idiots in the Lower Ninth Ward of New Orleans, and the morons in Gaza, but they do not like people that do not need Hollywood to survive.
Speaking of Gaza, do you find it shocking that one of the participants in the blockade in Gaza, Saudi Arabia, has given the other participant, Israel, the permission to use the airspace over Saudi to launch attacks on Iranian nuclear sites? Maybe Saudi is concerned about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad having nukes, too?
Wonder why Obama is not too concerned about that? It could NOT be because he is an admitted Muslim, could it?
If you want to read a very good description of our current Douchebag in Chief, check out what Mark Steyn has to say about Barry.
And finally, if you are in my industry, check out this .pdf on the current state of the construction employment figures. I think that those stats tell us something that the Barrystream Media is ignoring.
There is a bright spot on the horizon however. I just know there is because I always look for the good stuff. At some point, those bright spots will reveal themselves, but not until THIS CRAP is destroyed with the most violent response we can muster.
You NEED this book, folks. NEED IT.
Please take the time to comment or click one of the 'Share/Save' buttons.
This blog has apparently become nothing but still another bitching board for me. For some reason, it seems as if I am griping about everything all of the time, yet nothing could be further from the truth in reality. I am exceedingly happy every stinking day. Life is fun and muchly enjoyable.
BUT.......
I am seriously worried about the state of the nation, the mindset of our people, and the onrushing economic calamity. If you think that the economy is getting better, try to find a new job, compare prices on daily staples, watch the prices of gasoline daily, keep an eye on a totally decoupled stock market, or take the time to count cars of people heading into work in the morning. Unstable is an UNDERSTATEMENT.
If you are marginally aware of the current situation in our country, you MUST be well aware that things have not been in such a terrible state since the late 1970s when the last simpering moron was running things. And daily things seem to be getting more and more unstable.
This is TOTALLY the fault of the Democrat Party and the ideology of idiots. There is NO OTHER reason that things are this terrible. You can attempt to blame things on anything else, but you are just WRONG.
How is it even possible that some folks just do not see things for what they are? How is it even possible that there is STILL a single person that believes in the "Progressive" ideology? How can that be when there is unlimited evidence that "Progressive" ideology has failed miserably every time it is tried? There has NEVER been a single success of "Progressive" philosophy in the entire course of history, yet some folks continue to adhere to it? SILLY.
This past week, still more evidence of the sheer and total failure of "Progressive" ideology was discovered. (Like we need any more at all!)
The cost of the United States Census increased by a WHOPPING 325% because of the multi-cultural bent of the questioning and the overwhelming waste of government workers' ideology. If you did not answer the census, there is no way for you to know that most of the questioning was not about ACTUAL ENUMERATION as required by The Constitution, but about your "Hispanic" ancestry.
Also, this past week, it has come to light that insurance that President Obama told you in no uncertain terms would be maintained, will NOT be maintained. This is NOT a shocker to ANYONE that is even remotely tuned in to what is actually happening.
Not only that, the ObamaCare estimates did not take into account the HUGE cost overruns of this "Grandfathering" of most insurance plans.
In layman's terms, NO! Most of you cannot keep your present medical insurance plan and the few of you that can are going to see monumental increases in your coverage costs.
And you also might not have heard about the BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION stuff that Barry put into place, either.
FOLKS. WE KNEW THIS.
Those are not the only major stories about your medical future. There is also going to be a rationing of medical services and a decrease in the number of doctors.
AGAIN. WE KNEW THIS.
We also found out that the idiots in Hollywood do not like normal people. Yes, they like the good Marxists in Haiti, the idiots in the Lower Ninth Ward of New Orleans, and the morons in Gaza, but they do not like people that do not need Hollywood to survive.
Speaking of Gaza, do you find it shocking that one of the participants in the blockade in Gaza, Saudi Arabia, has given the other participant, Israel, the permission to use the airspace over Saudi to launch attacks on Iranian nuclear sites? Maybe Saudi is concerned about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad having nukes, too?
Wonder why Obama is not too concerned about that? It could NOT be because he is an admitted Muslim, could it?
If you want to read a very good description of our current Douchebag in Chief, check out what Mark Steyn has to say about Barry.
And finally, if you are in my industry, check out this .pdf on the current state of the construction employment figures. I think that those stats tell us something that the Barrystream Media is ignoring.
There is a bright spot on the horizon however. I just know there is because I always look for the good stuff. At some point, those bright spots will reveal themselves, but not until THIS CRAP is destroyed with the most violent response we can muster.
You NEED this book, folks. NEED IT.
Please take the time to comment or click one of the 'Share/Save' buttons.
Monday, May 24, 2010
Fascist Architecture or Ambiguous Architecture?
Some things in my industry never cease to amaze me. The driving need to FORCE people to live in an environment that is NOT desired is one of those things that I just cannot grasp. I simply cannot figure out why architects seem to want to practice the dictatorial control over the way that people live. While we actually debated this concept many times in school, how architects can change behavior, I always thought that we were attacking that problem by imposing our own personal concepts upon our clients, instead of satisfying the individual needs of those clients.
The top photo is of Pruitt-Igoe, a government subsidized housing complex in St. Louis. It was designed by Minoru Yamasaki, the same dude that did the World Trade Center. Mile High Pixie posted about this housing complex last June and to this day, folks are still commenting on her post. Check it out.
The second photo is a concept by Shelter Architecture called Bearden Place. In the article, they hit every single current talking point. Sustainable, affordable, passive building, you name it, they hit upon every little buzzword in the article. And just like Pruitt-Igoe, this planned development is hideous. And just look at Mr. Bespectacled Sweater Vest strolling the grounds!!!
Even though the two housing projects are vastly different in their appearance, P-I is very ambiguous looking, where the windows make the thick-fingered, clunky looking buildings appear lighter, and B-P has very few windows and becomes basically a highboy with drawers sliding out of it, they are very much the same in their delivery.
In a word, UNLIVABLE.
While talking to The Old Ball and Chain this morning, I realized one of the many, many reasons that I think developments like this fail, CONTRADICTION.
I guess you could break designers into two camps, one would be the folks that think they are creating ART, and the other would think that they are creating SPACE. Yes, I realize that there are plenty of different ways to divide the architectural profession, but this way seems to make the most sense to me.
These types of developments satisfy NEITHER camp. In other words, they are failures from the jump because they ignore the primary reason for building, protection or security. This protection can be from weather, from crime, or from NOISE. To satisfy this very basic requirement, you simply cannot shoehorn folks into a block of multi-family housing. Sorry, it is just not feasible unless the spacial requirements demand it. But, then again, I have never understood why four million people would want to live on a very small island, either.
There is another drawback to developments like this. Illustrated perfectly from a comment on Pixie's post:
This statement tells me everything that I need to know about the reasons for developing something as inhumane as a Pruitt-Igoe or a Bearden Place, SLAVERY. And you can delve as deeply into the theory as you want, but the bottom line is dictatorial control of the SHEEPLE who live there. The basic philosophical ideology of tenements ignores the individuality necessary for successful living. You SURRENDER your individuality for the "greater good of all." Of course, the greater good ALWAYS reduces the best to the level of the worst.
Herein lies our lesson for today. To have success in ANY society, be it Pruitt-Igoe or Nebrastenntuckysaw, you simply must have the capacity for everyone to get RICH. When you limit individuals to the pinnacle of every other person, the only thing that you promote is failure. And I am NOT going to like everyone that I meet. Certainly I do not want to be FORCED to see them every day and have to interact with them. Losers exist and they affect everything that we see, touch, think, and feel.
And then Barry Obama becomes president.
Please take the time to comment or click one of the 'Share/Save' buttons.
The top photo is of Pruitt-Igoe, a government subsidized housing complex in St. Louis. It was designed by Minoru Yamasaki, the same dude that did the World Trade Center. Mile High Pixie posted about this housing complex last June and to this day, folks are still commenting on her post. Check it out.
The second photo is a concept by Shelter Architecture called Bearden Place. In the article, they hit every single current talking point. Sustainable, affordable, passive building, you name it, they hit upon every little buzzword in the article. And just like Pruitt-Igoe, this planned development is hideous. And just look at Mr. Bespectacled Sweater Vest strolling the grounds!!!
Even though the two housing projects are vastly different in their appearance, P-I is very ambiguous looking, where the windows make the thick-fingered, clunky looking buildings appear lighter, and B-P has very few windows and becomes basically a highboy with drawers sliding out of it, they are very much the same in their delivery.
In a word, UNLIVABLE.
While talking to The Old Ball and Chain this morning, I realized one of the many, many reasons that I think developments like this fail, CONTRADICTION.
I guess you could break designers into two camps, one would be the folks that think they are creating ART, and the other would think that they are creating SPACE. Yes, I realize that there are plenty of different ways to divide the architectural profession, but this way seems to make the most sense to me.
These types of developments satisfy NEITHER camp. In other words, they are failures from the jump because they ignore the primary reason for building, protection or security. This protection can be from weather, from crime, or from NOISE. To satisfy this very basic requirement, you simply cannot shoehorn folks into a block of multi-family housing. Sorry, it is just not feasible unless the spacial requirements demand it. But, then again, I have never understood why four million people would want to live on a very small island, either.
There is another drawback to developments like this. Illustrated perfectly from a comment on Pixie's post:
The architect's intention was to promote interaction and more socializing within those open 'galleries' for the residents who lived there; not as a cost saving measure. What all of these buildings lacked a strong resident manager for each unit who could keep tight control of who belonged there and who did not.
This statement tells me everything that I need to know about the reasons for developing something as inhumane as a Pruitt-Igoe or a Bearden Place, SLAVERY. And you can delve as deeply into the theory as you want, but the bottom line is dictatorial control of the SHEEPLE who live there. The basic philosophical ideology of tenements ignores the individuality necessary for successful living. You SURRENDER your individuality for the "greater good of all." Of course, the greater good ALWAYS reduces the best to the level of the worst.
Herein lies our lesson for today. To have success in ANY society, be it Pruitt-Igoe or Nebrastenntuckysaw, you simply must have the capacity for everyone to get RICH. When you limit individuals to the pinnacle of every other person, the only thing that you promote is failure. And I am NOT going to like everyone that I meet. Certainly I do not want to be FORCED to see them every day and have to interact with them. Losers exist and they affect everything that we see, touch, think, and feel.
And then Barry Obama becomes president.
Please take the time to comment or click one of the 'Share/Save' buttons.
Saturday, March 06, 2010
Michael Moore Obviously Has No Friggin' Clue About Anything
Does this have to even be said? Moore's fictional movies that masquerade as documentaries in the world of mouth-breathers and morons have one common thread, a complete absence of any truth. Most marginally intelligent people know that, but at least 52% of the population of the United States does not.
I actually watched Sicko and debunked most of the movie before the final credits had finished running. It was that sophomoric. Of course, the leftist moonbats loved the movie, because they are stupid.
Anyhoo, Michael Moore took a huge step into MY particular realm of expertise when he suggested that Haiti suffered so much from the earthquake damage because it is a "Republicans' Paradise" with relatively few building codes or standards.
Please ignore the fact that Haiti is the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere because of its SOCIALIST government (the political system that Michael Moore advocates), we are talking about philosophy. Well, as much as we can when responding to a mental midget like Michael Moore.
I am in the construction/architecture/development business and I am very serious about what I do. The fun part about this is that I do not even NEED building codes because of my ideology. Yes, I follow them, but they are utterly unnecessary for me, because my PRIMARY focus on anything that I design is that my stuff NEVER kills anyone.
Yes, that is my very FIRST task. I don't need the government to tell me how to accomplish that because of the way that I think. As a matter of FACT, building codes do the exact OPPOSITE of what they are intended to do. They REDUCE the quality of buildings for people that are normally very meticulous in all of their actions. Because of the existence of building codes, designers do ONLY what they have to do to meet code instead of designing a building that is exceedingly AWESOME!
For instance, instead of placing fire extinguishers in logical places that normal people would look, we have to make sure to space them seventy-five feet from any place in the building. Instead of gauging human reactions to an emergency and placing things where they make the most sense, we have to go on an arbitrary distance set by the government and that actually endangers people because THEY (the people faced with an emergency) do not know the building code. Those normal people simply react like normal people.
For anyone to give Michael Moore a forum to spout this asinine stupidity should be criminal. Of course, in a sane and just world, Keith Olbermann would not be allowed to screech his asinine stupidity, either. This is NOT censorship at all. Blatant lying that endangers individuals is NOT protected speech.
Of course, if that was the case, we would have to lock up the President of the United States, too. Like that is ever going to happen.
Please take the time to comment.
I actually watched Sicko and debunked most of the movie before the final credits had finished running. It was that sophomoric. Of course, the leftist moonbats loved the movie, because they are stupid.
Anyhoo, Michael Moore took a huge step into MY particular realm of expertise when he suggested that Haiti suffered so much from the earthquake damage because it is a "Republicans' Paradise" with relatively few building codes or standards.
Please ignore the fact that Haiti is the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere because of its SOCIALIST government (the political system that Michael Moore advocates), we are talking about philosophy. Well, as much as we can when responding to a mental midget like Michael Moore.
I am in the construction/architecture/development business and I am very serious about what I do. The fun part about this is that I do not even NEED building codes because of my ideology. Yes, I follow them, but they are utterly unnecessary for me, because my PRIMARY focus on anything that I design is that my stuff NEVER kills anyone.
Yes, that is my very FIRST task. I don't need the government to tell me how to accomplish that because of the way that I think. As a matter of FACT, building codes do the exact OPPOSITE of what they are intended to do. They REDUCE the quality of buildings for people that are normally very meticulous in all of their actions. Because of the existence of building codes, designers do ONLY what they have to do to meet code instead of designing a building that is exceedingly AWESOME!
For instance, instead of placing fire extinguishers in logical places that normal people would look, we have to make sure to space them seventy-five feet from any place in the building. Instead of gauging human reactions to an emergency and placing things where they make the most sense, we have to go on an arbitrary distance set by the government and that actually endangers people because THEY (the people faced with an emergency) do not know the building code. Those normal people simply react like normal people.
For anyone to give Michael Moore a forum to spout this asinine stupidity should be criminal. Of course, in a sane and just world, Keith Olbermann would not be allowed to screech his asinine stupidity, either. This is NOT censorship at all. Blatant lying that endangers individuals is NOT protected speech.
Of course, if that was the case, we would have to lock up the President of the United States, too. Like that is ever going to happen.
Please take the time to comment.
Thursday, January 07, 2010
Architecture Debating and the State of the Industry (actually ANY industry)
UPDATE: Read the post below before checking out this link. Pixie continues the discussion with a great point, INDIVIDUALISM, which is a decidedly UN-Progressive idea.
I read quite a few architecture and construction blogs to get a feel on the state of the industry around the country and, to a lesser extent, the world. Most of the blogs concentrate on the "philosophy" of my chosen profession, but a couple delve into the actual practice. Those that cover literal practice are infinitely more interesting to me, but you have to keep an eye on the philosophy of anything to attempt to predict the future.
Yes, I know, y'all friggin' hate philosophy posts.
Anyhoo, Why Architects Drink is one of my favorite industry blogs, because it combines discussion of the actual work while covering a young architect fleshing out her career/personal life and attacking the problems of our industry. Since politics are really not the focus of her blog, I really have no clue what her personal ideology is, but architect, young, female kinda lends one to believe that she would fall much further toward the end of the "Progressive" line than I do and I certainly take no issue with that.
On this post, Mile High Pixie answers an e-mail she received from someone that is contemplating joining Crazyland. I commented and then a debate started about the length of time that someone should contribute to their job.** BLAM! Huge philosophical differences between me and most other commenters became utterly apparent.
The main gist of the debate came from Pixie's discussion of the nature of our business. We work seventy hour weeks through projects that are under-staffed and then sit idle other times trying to find stuff to do. This kinda has something to do with the weather and the envelope we have for building, but the main thing I notice is that architects are notoriously BAD, BAD, BAD businessmen. I can say from experience this utter failure in business administration comes from the fact that most architects are usually artists that want mainly to do the design portion of the work and care very little for turning out the actual end product, THE BUILDING.
Of course, with ARTIST comes a unique, stereotypical philosophy. Not only that, but those in my profession tend to think of themselves as intellectuals and certainly that brings still more evidence into the nature of the ideology of architects today. Sometimes it is a rude awaking to an intern that enters the field to find that they must produce an actual building in the end. They have been taught throughout college that the design work is the most important part and they have no concept of the billable time that is involved. Design is only around 25% (or less in my case) of our fee, so it is only a quarter of the receivable amount associated with a project. At an eight percent fee, design time should be at a premium, but with the artist mentality, that is SO usually not the case.
Remember, we are in business to make a freaking profit and profit is GOOD.
Anyhoo, the discussion was centered around quality of life and the ability to separate work and personal time, so I shall address that and the ideology associated with that.
In our country, business owners are FORCED to pay a certain amount for labor, they are FORCED to provide certain levels of safety, and soon, they are going to FORCED to provide a minimum of benefits. These rules apply to most businesses equally and government has become a huge, wasteful drain on all industries. Bottom line, making steel is a dangerous industry. If you want to avoid that danger, do NOT go into the steel making business, but government insists on making steel making as safe as office work. Safety standards should not be regulated by our government. Salary requirements should not be regulated by our government. Benefits above salary should not be regulated by our government. BUT THEY ALL ARE.
If you want to see the end result of these moves by government, LOOK AT DETROIT. Using these very same concepts promoted by labor unions, the automotive industry in the United States was effectively destroyed. But, with the incrementalism that the federal government uses, no one really notices the CHANGE. Of course, if the proposed increase in withholding tax is actually instituted, everyone's paycheck shall decrease and that SHALL be noticed. Maybe those wage slaves shall finally get enough of the federal government meddling in things the government does not understand.
And every single bit of this government interference was to increase the quality of life for NON-PRODUCTIVE time. The side effect was to reduce the quality of PRODUCTIVE time. This should be apparent to anyone that is intellectually curious. What this issue ultimately boils down to is that any time you have the opinion that a company is in business to provide a certain quality of life for the employees, you miss the ONLY REASON for a business to exist. PROFIT. Or TO CREATE WEALTH. Not only for the owners of the business, but also to provide incentives and additional wages, equipment, and benefits for the employees.
Again, the differences are all too apparent to someone that actually takes the time to study what is in actually fact and what is ideology. And yes, liberal ideology is WRONG.
Please take the time to comment.
** Forty hours a week represents fully 24% of the hours in a week. Weekly labor is limited to less than a quarter of your week without additional compensation. WTF?!?!?!
I read quite a few architecture and construction blogs to get a feel on the state of the industry around the country and, to a lesser extent, the world. Most of the blogs concentrate on the "philosophy" of my chosen profession, but a couple delve into the actual practice. Those that cover literal practice are infinitely more interesting to me, but you have to keep an eye on the philosophy of anything to attempt to predict the future.
Yes, I know, y'all friggin' hate philosophy posts.
Anyhoo, Why Architects Drink is one of my favorite industry blogs, because it combines discussion of the actual work while covering a young architect fleshing out her career/personal life and attacking the problems of our industry. Since politics are really not the focus of her blog, I really have no clue what her personal ideology is, but architect, young, female kinda lends one to believe that she would fall much further toward the end of the "Progressive" line than I do and I certainly take no issue with that.
On this post, Mile High Pixie answers an e-mail she received from someone that is contemplating joining Crazyland. I commented and then a debate started about the length of time that someone should contribute to their job.** BLAM! Huge philosophical differences between me and most other commenters became utterly apparent.
The main gist of the debate came from Pixie's discussion of the nature of our business. We work seventy hour weeks through projects that are under-staffed and then sit idle other times trying to find stuff to do. This kinda has something to do with the weather and the envelope we have for building, but the main thing I notice is that architects are notoriously BAD, BAD, BAD businessmen. I can say from experience this utter failure in business administration comes from the fact that most architects are usually artists that want mainly to do the design portion of the work and care very little for turning out the actual end product, THE BUILDING.
Of course, with ARTIST comes a unique, stereotypical philosophy. Not only that, but those in my profession tend to think of themselves as intellectuals and certainly that brings still more evidence into the nature of the ideology of architects today. Sometimes it is a rude awaking to an intern that enters the field to find that they must produce an actual building in the end. They have been taught throughout college that the design work is the most important part and they have no concept of the billable time that is involved. Design is only around 25% (or less in my case) of our fee, so it is only a quarter of the receivable amount associated with a project. At an eight percent fee, design time should be at a premium, but with the artist mentality, that is SO usually not the case.
Remember, we are in business to make a freaking profit and profit is GOOD.
Anyhoo, the discussion was centered around quality of life and the ability to separate work and personal time, so I shall address that and the ideology associated with that.
In our country, business owners are FORCED to pay a certain amount for labor, they are FORCED to provide certain levels of safety, and soon, they are going to FORCED to provide a minimum of benefits. These rules apply to most businesses equally and government has become a huge, wasteful drain on all industries. Bottom line, making steel is a dangerous industry. If you want to avoid that danger, do NOT go into the steel making business, but government insists on making steel making as safe as office work. Safety standards should not be regulated by our government. Salary requirements should not be regulated by our government. Benefits above salary should not be regulated by our government. BUT THEY ALL ARE.
If you want to see the end result of these moves by government, LOOK AT DETROIT. Using these very same concepts promoted by labor unions, the automotive industry in the United States was effectively destroyed. But, with the incrementalism that the federal government uses, no one really notices the CHANGE. Of course, if the proposed increase in withholding tax is actually instituted, everyone's paycheck shall decrease and that SHALL be noticed. Maybe those wage slaves shall finally get enough of the federal government meddling in things the government does not understand.
And every single bit of this government interference was to increase the quality of life for NON-PRODUCTIVE time. The side effect was to reduce the quality of PRODUCTIVE time. This should be apparent to anyone that is intellectually curious. What this issue ultimately boils down to is that any time you have the opinion that a company is in business to provide a certain quality of life for the employees, you miss the ONLY REASON for a business to exist. PROFIT. Or TO CREATE WEALTH. Not only for the owners of the business, but also to provide incentives and additional wages, equipment, and benefits for the employees.
Again, the differences are all too apparent to someone that actually takes the time to study what is in actually fact and what is ideology. And yes, liberal ideology is WRONG.
Please take the time to comment.
** Forty hours a week represents fully 24% of the hours in a week. Weekly labor is limited to less than a quarter of your week without additional compensation. WTF?!?!?!
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Democrat Libtards KILL People
Since I am struggling to develop the BATSH*T crazy trait of understanding Leftist-ology Cause and Effect, I keep listening for those teachable moments.
Well, come to find out, Seung-Hui Cho, the VaTech murderer had been going to counseling. Not only had Cho been bats*t crazy in the past, but he had been seeing a counselor for his batsh*t craziness.
BUT!!!! The college's Head Libtard in charge of psycho-babble stole the records and carried them home to hide them, because he knew that it was his damn fault those people got killed.
On other words, guns do NOT kill people, Liberals DO! Guess which philosophical ideology is in charge of ruining your medical services, TODAY?
Please take the time to comment.
Well, come to find out, Seung-Hui Cho, the VaTech murderer had been going to counseling. Not only had Cho been bats*t crazy in the past, but he had been seeing a counselor for his batsh*t craziness.
BUT!!!! The college's Head Libtard in charge of psycho-babble stole the records and carried them home to hide them, because he knew that it was his damn fault those people got killed.
On other words, guns do NOT kill people, Liberals DO! Guess which philosophical ideology is in charge of ruining your medical services, TODAY?
Please take the time to comment.
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Texting Betwixx Buddies
Me: Check your email, Mr. FuckyouIain'tcallingyouback.
Him: I just finished 5 minutes ago twatwaffle.
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Him: I just finished 5 minutes ago twatwaffle.
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Feng Shui FAIL
Since it is very easy for me to make fun of my chosen profession because the industry is OVER-populated with MORONS, I thought that it would be fun to show you THIS.
At one time in the not so distant past, architects were known as MASTER BUILDERS. That is completely forgotten now with the profession plagued with an influx of "artists" that do not understand even the most basic of building practices. Corners are shaved with regularity to maintain an artificial aesthetic in the name of ART.
To further compound the problems endemic to intellectually incurious artists that have rushed into the profession, there exists an even more crippling deficiency of corruption by an ever more intrusive government bureaucracy. Whether by design or by fecklessness, the government and its henchmen have made life safety issues into the most confusing and contradictory morass of asininity. China proves that point well.
As MASTER BUILDERS, architects should be more concerned with the issue of safety rather than the art of building design. "First, do not harm" comes to mind from the jump. Our primary concern in all cases should be to make certain that our buildings DO NOT KILL people.
Pushing the envelope of mathematics and science, while jeopardizing human life is kinda stupid. And fatal. Know your architect and his/her grasp of construction safety and dependibility or DIE.
By the way, only one workman was killed in this "accident." Wonder how many people would have died if this thirteen story (eeeek!) building would have survived the construction phase?
Clarification: The title of this post makes a reference to Feng Shui. This building was in China? Get it? By the way, architecture done properly does not require further consultants. Just saying.
Please take the time to comment.
At one time in the not so distant past, architects were known as MASTER BUILDERS. That is completely forgotten now with the profession plagued with an influx of "artists" that do not understand even the most basic of building practices. Corners are shaved with regularity to maintain an artificial aesthetic in the name of ART.
To further compound the problems endemic to intellectually incurious artists that have rushed into the profession, there exists an even more crippling deficiency of corruption by an ever more intrusive government bureaucracy. Whether by design or by fecklessness, the government and its henchmen have made life safety issues into the most confusing and contradictory morass of asininity. China proves that point well.
As MASTER BUILDERS, architects should be more concerned with the issue of safety rather than the art of building design. "First, do not harm" comes to mind from the jump. Our primary concern in all cases should be to make certain that our buildings DO NOT KILL people.
Pushing the envelope of mathematics and science, while jeopardizing human life is kinda stupid. And fatal. Know your architect and his/her grasp of construction safety and dependibility or DIE.
By the way, only one workman was killed in this "accident." Wonder how many people would have died if this thirteen story (eeeek!) building would have survived the construction phase?
Clarification: The title of this post makes a reference to Feng Shui. This building was in China? Get it? By the way, architecture done properly does not require further consultants. Just saying.
Please take the time to comment.
Friday, June 05, 2009
We Design and Build Buildings
Most folks know what I do for a living and how much I do enjoy my work. It is an integral part of who I am, but it is NOT the primary reason for my continued refusal to die. When you are employed in the architecture field, the majority of your peers and colleagues are far to the left in ideology. The closest that I can come to the reason for that is because they got into the industry because they liked to draw and realized that feeding themselves by producing art was too risky. Therefore, we do not have a bunch of folks that are interested in buildings for the right reasons, the buildings come much further down the list. The art is the primary reason.
That is why buildings these days SUCK. Artists do not take the time necessary to study the reasons for a building in the first place. What could those reasons possibly be? Well, of course they are simply to protect a man and his belongings from the elements. If you fail to meet the primary reason, you fail to meet all subsequent reasons. Sorry, Frank Lloyd Wright was AT BEST a poor architect. While Wright is the best known of all American architects, he was NOT a good one. His ART was nice, his buildings were failures. Hence, the only ones that people continue to talk about are the three of his main works that survive, Guggenheim, Falling Water, and Robie House. Of these three, only Robie has NOT had continuous work on it performed to keep it from collapsing from the element bashing the other two suffer daily.
Now, to the ideology. I read a great post this morning on Why Architects Drink on the history of Pruitt-Igoe, a Saint Louis housing development that was a failure from day one. While it does seem that the complex was adequate for keeping the elements at bay, the ideology of collectivism was the reason for their construction and proved beyond any doubt why collectivism is an abject failure wherever it is tried.
Understand please, that Saint Louis is a poster city for the failure of an activist government. Even as far back as the 1940s, working people were fleeing the city for the safety of the suburbs. Today, virtually no employed person lives in St. Louis proper, they are all on the outskirts of town and the downtown area rivals Detroit, Cleveland, Little Rock, and Jackson, MS in the crime department. This further proves the point of this post. Philosophy is the key to success in personal life, in townships, in cities, and in countries.
You can search across our country and diametrically opposing ideologies exist virtually within rock-throwing distance of each other and the contrast is STARK. DC/Alexandria, Memphis/Germantown, Forth Worth/Plano, and Jackson/any surrounding city sans Clinton, the list is endless.
The first real ideological battle that is well documented that I can find is the one that presented the United States with its first real influx of capable men, women, and children that brought about our industrial revolution. In the United Kingdom around the mid 1840s, the introduction of machinery started to reduce the need for skilled artisans and those craftsmen that were replaced suffered hard times. Local townships had always had poorhouses that were supported by the township's citizens to take care of their less than wealthy folks. But, alas, those poorhouses would NOT allow anyone that possessed a skill to live there.
If you were replaced in your job, you were EXPECTED to find another. If another job was not to be found in that area, you grabbed everything that you owned and migrated to WHERE THE JOBS WERE. That is why Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and the Great Lakes area received so many Irish, Scots, and British folks during the mid-1800s. There were no jobs in the UK, but there were plenty here, so the people came to WHERE THE JOBS WERE. Potato Famine? Uh, not really, it was a jobs famine. We had at that time, the greatest influx of new workers into this country that did the unthinkable, they sought and took JOBS.
Then the ideology began to slowly shift. People started to FEEL as if they were owed something from the greatest country in the history of the Earth. At the present time, we now have around fifty MILLION people that do not possess the slightest work ethic and they continue to expect more and more from those of us that do. One only need to point to the residents of New Orleans and the shit-fit crying jag that arose when two days after Hurricane Katrina hit Mississippi, they starting DROWNING in New Orleans.
But, in the same vein, these are those government subsidized apartment complexes that were provided as "low income" housing on the Mississippi Gulf Coast. Twenty-two of these apartment complexes are scheduled to be constructed in Mississippi. Nine have already been completed.
Oddly, the number of jobs unfilled since the hurricane has NOT increased, yet we are making great strides to move people into these apartments in areas where there are no jobs available. What can the outcome of this effort possibly be?
Please note the covered PARKING at these apartment complexes. COVERED PARKING FOR POOR FOLKS. Our poor folks in this country OWN CARS. In other countries, most of the RICH FOLKS do not own cars.
Indoor plumbing is also provided. Do you realize that OVER seventy percent of people on the entire planet do not have ANY plumbing? This bathroom would be inconceivable to the overwhelming majority of people living in Mexico, wonder why exactly they want to come here illegally and also wonder why we let them do that?
Do you wonder why those in the Middle East hate us so? It is because we do not have to shit on the GROUND.
In many areas of the world, BATHING is unheard of. Imagine what someone that was transplanted here from the Amazon basin would actually think of a knob that you could turn that would produce potable water? They would think that we were SORCERERS that can conjure up the great spirits of MAGIC!
Oh man! We can make MAGIC FIRE, too!
Let's see, an electric range, a microwave, kitchen sink, places to store canned goods....HOLY SHIT! CANNED GOODS!
No flat rock and a pointed rock is needed either to prepare food in our MAGIC SORCERER kitchen for "poor people." And dang, we do not even have to travel eight miles to the dirty, crocodile infested river to fill a wooden bucket with muddy water, then travel the returning eight miles with a wet bucket on our heads.
This is our circa 1840s UK poorhouse, folks.
OH LOOK! Holy spotted leopard G_d! There are things made from shiny magic material that receive our dirty garments and offer them to the cleaning spirits so we no longer have to go to an area covered over in Malaria and Yellow Fever mosquitoes, too!
Please consider the shark sufficiently jumped if this is what we regard in this day and age as "affordable housing." Admit it, the phrase means "FREE HOUSING FOR DEADBEATS."
And also take a brief glimpse at the SIX-PANELED DOORS! None of those flush, hollow-core bullshit doors for our poor people! That is elitist and shall NOT STAND.
By the way, swimming pool with fountain. Beach volleyball court. Free internet and cable television. Yeah, they are poor.
Do you understand that we have produced a class of "poor" people that shall never, ever hit a lick at a snake for their entire lives? How can that survive? Dunno, just ask those mythical people that Ayn Rand wrote about at The Twentieth Century Motor Company.
Who's the MASTER and who's the SLAVE?
Please take the time to comment.
That is why buildings these days SUCK. Artists do not take the time necessary to study the reasons for a building in the first place. What could those reasons possibly be? Well, of course they are simply to protect a man and his belongings from the elements. If you fail to meet the primary reason, you fail to meet all subsequent reasons. Sorry, Frank Lloyd Wright was AT BEST a poor architect. While Wright is the best known of all American architects, he was NOT a good one. His ART was nice, his buildings were failures. Hence, the only ones that people continue to talk about are the three of his main works that survive, Guggenheim, Falling Water, and Robie House. Of these three, only Robie has NOT had continuous work on it performed to keep it from collapsing from the element bashing the other two suffer daily.
Now, to the ideology. I read a great post this morning on Why Architects Drink on the history of Pruitt-Igoe, a Saint Louis housing development that was a failure from day one. While it does seem that the complex was adequate for keeping the elements at bay, the ideology of collectivism was the reason for their construction and proved beyond any doubt why collectivism is an abject failure wherever it is tried.
Understand please, that Saint Louis is a poster city for the failure of an activist government. Even as far back as the 1940s, working people were fleeing the city for the safety of the suburbs. Today, virtually no employed person lives in St. Louis proper, they are all on the outskirts of town and the downtown area rivals Detroit, Cleveland, Little Rock, and Jackson, MS in the crime department. This further proves the point of this post. Philosophy is the key to success in personal life, in townships, in cities, and in countries.
You can search across our country and diametrically opposing ideologies exist virtually within rock-throwing distance of each other and the contrast is STARK. DC/Alexandria, Memphis/Germantown, Forth Worth/Plano, and Jackson/any surrounding city sans Clinton, the list is endless.
The first real ideological battle that is well documented that I can find is the one that presented the United States with its first real influx of capable men, women, and children that brought about our industrial revolution. In the United Kingdom around the mid 1840s, the introduction of machinery started to reduce the need for skilled artisans and those craftsmen that were replaced suffered hard times. Local townships had always had poorhouses that were supported by the township's citizens to take care of their less than wealthy folks. But, alas, those poorhouses would NOT allow anyone that possessed a skill to live there.
If you were replaced in your job, you were EXPECTED to find another. If another job was not to be found in that area, you grabbed everything that you owned and migrated to WHERE THE JOBS WERE. That is why Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and the Great Lakes area received so many Irish, Scots, and British folks during the mid-1800s. There were no jobs in the UK, but there were plenty here, so the people came to WHERE THE JOBS WERE. Potato Famine? Uh, not really, it was a jobs famine. We had at that time, the greatest influx of new workers into this country that did the unthinkable, they sought and took JOBS.
Then the ideology began to slowly shift. People started to FEEL as if they were owed something from the greatest country in the history of the Earth. At the present time, we now have around fifty MILLION people that do not possess the slightest work ethic and they continue to expect more and more from those of us that do. One only need to point to the residents of New Orleans and the shit-fit crying jag that arose when two days after Hurricane Katrina hit Mississippi, they starting DROWNING in New Orleans.
Oddly, the number of jobs unfilled since the hurricane has NOT increased, yet we are making great strides to move people into these apartments in areas where there are no jobs available. What can the outcome of this effort possibly be?
Please note the covered PARKING at these apartment complexes. COVERED PARKING FOR POOR FOLKS. Our poor folks in this country OWN CARS. In other countries, most of the RICH FOLKS do not own cars.
Do you wonder why those in the Middle East hate us so? It is because we do not have to shit on the GROUND.
In many areas of the world, BATHING is unheard of. Imagine what someone that was transplanted here from the Amazon basin would actually think of a knob that you could turn that would produce potable water? They would think that we were SORCERERS that can conjure up the great spirits of MAGIC!
Let's see, an electric range, a microwave, kitchen sink, places to store canned goods....HOLY SHIT! CANNED GOODS!
No flat rock and a pointed rock is needed either to prepare food in our MAGIC SORCERER kitchen for "poor people." And dang, we do not even have to travel eight miles to the dirty, crocodile infested river to fill a wooden bucket with muddy water, then travel the returning eight miles with a wet bucket on our heads.
This is our circa 1840s UK poorhouse, folks.
Please consider the shark sufficiently jumped if this is what we regard in this day and age as "affordable housing." Admit it, the phrase means "FREE HOUSING FOR DEADBEATS."
And also take a brief glimpse at the SIX-PANELED DOORS! None of those flush, hollow-core bullshit doors for our poor people! That is elitist and shall NOT STAND.
Do you understand that we have produced a class of "poor" people that shall never, ever hit a lick at a snake for their entire lives? How can that survive? Dunno, just ask those mythical people that Ayn Rand wrote about at The Twentieth Century Motor Company.
Who's the MASTER and who's the SLAVE?
Please take the time to comment.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
People Expect Me to be MAGIC
Excerpt from an actual conversation:
Client: This is simply too much money, we have to cut the cost.
Me: Not a problem, there are plenty of things we can remove to lower the cost.
Client: OH NOES!!!! All of those things have to be kept, but the price has to be cheaper.
Me: You want me to lower the cost WITHOUT removing anything from the project?
Client: You're the professional, that's your JOB!
Me: You do realize that these things are TANGIBLE items, they are not IMAGINARY?
Client: Why are you such a smartass?
Me: You are asking me to BE MAGIC.
Client: You have been up until NOW.
Please take the time to comment.
Client: This is simply too much money, we have to cut the cost.
Me: Not a problem, there are plenty of things we can remove to lower the cost.
Client: OH NOES!!!! All of those things have to be kept, but the price has to be cheaper.
Me: You want me to lower the cost WITHOUT removing anything from the project?
Client: You're the professional, that's your JOB!
Me: You do realize that these things are TANGIBLE items, they are not IMAGINARY?
Client: Why are you such a smartass?
Me: You are asking me to BE MAGIC.
Client: You have been up until NOW.
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Thursday, March 05, 2009
Seriously, I Just Got Nothing
Just so you know, (Dead) Tommy 5 sent me some great stuff for White Trash Wednesday and I have not had the opportunity to post it. For that I am truly sorry, because I am all too aware how much you enjoy seeing folks from Mississippi do what we do.
We heard the gleeful noises from the Barrystream Media yesterday about the Dow bouncing back but what they failed to tell you was that even though yesterday WAS a gainer, the Dow was still DOWN over 185 points for the week. This morning is a slaughter house. The Dow is now below 6700 (6624). Obama's musings have returned us to Clinton Era levels in the market. Two months, roll back the economy to 1996. Awesome. I do hope that you are going to stay charged up until 2010 so we can turn the morons out of Congress and get back to making money again. DO YOUR PART. FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!
Obama is urging you to buy stocks. In other words, Obama is urging you to take a known quantity and put it in a market that he is actively DESTROYING. Barry wants everyone to be equally POOR. Just so you know, if you had invested 1000 dollars on Monday morning, you would now be the proud owner of 800 dollars. IN FOUR DAYS. That is called a LOSER of TWENTY PERCENT in FOUR DAYS.
Not only is Barry destroying your life savings and the ability to make money in the future, he is actively BLAMING George Bush for his own administration trebling the deficit in two months. If you are a Barry voter and you DO NOT have buyer's remorse already, you, my friend, are an IMBECILE.
Here's some more graphic representation. Dang, you gotta lurve you some YODELING.
Good thing that Barry's administration is BASED on SCIENCE, though. Too bad the science on which it is based is science from a crazy, stupid scientist that has no clue about any science. Halt "Global Warming" by shooting MIRRORS into space. Why don't they just shoot a bunch of disposable diapers into space, nothing gets through those things. Folks, the people in DC are FUCKING NUTS.
Kevin Jackson's BlackSphere Radio shall have Zo on tonight at 9:00PM Central. Tune in and check these guys out. Read Kevin's blog here.
I don't link Right Girl enough, but I always read. Controversies for you to chew on. Wendy does a podcast, too, so you should definitely take the time to listen to that. I think that we are up to Cast 39, if memory serves. I download and listen while I am drawing. GOOD SHIT.
Oh by the way, you remember that little Nancy-boy, John Edwards that was running for president but got caught with some FLOOZIE in a hotel room with what he denied was his baby? Yeah, he lied, it's his crumb-cruncher. I like to refer to that as Monkey Business II.
Good thing that Rahm Emanuel found the new person to isolate and polarize, otherwise the Party of the Morons wouldn't have a bogeyman to re-focus the attention on. Yes, that is the DEMOCRAT CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE website. Seriously, Democrats are too stupid to be allowed in public. Bi-Partisanship, y'all.
This is the SMARTEST Libtard in the world. Snoop goes Muslim. PEACE.
Check out the photograph of Monica Conyers of the Obamatroit City Council. Trust me, I laughed.
To our good friends in Taiwan, DO NOT DO ANYMORE ARCHITECTURE. You embarrass IDIOTS. No "Good Architects" label for you!
Remember The President of Awesome? It was made into a cartoon.
(Image Stolen from: EDSBS)
Please take the time to comment.
We heard the gleeful noises from the Barrystream Media yesterday about the Dow bouncing back but what they failed to tell you was that even though yesterday WAS a gainer, the Dow was still DOWN over 185 points for the week. This morning is a slaughter house. The Dow is now below 6700 (6624). Obama's musings have returned us to Clinton Era levels in the market. Two months, roll back the economy to 1996. Awesome. I do hope that you are going to stay charged up until 2010 so we can turn the morons out of Congress and get back to making money again. DO YOUR PART. FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!
Obama is urging you to buy stocks. In other words, Obama is urging you to take a known quantity and put it in a market that he is actively DESTROYING. Barry wants everyone to be equally POOR. Just so you know, if you had invested 1000 dollars on Monday morning, you would now be the proud owner of 800 dollars. IN FOUR DAYS. That is called a LOSER of TWENTY PERCENT in FOUR DAYS.
Not only is Barry destroying your life savings and the ability to make money in the future, he is actively BLAMING George Bush for his own administration trebling the deficit in two months. If you are a Barry voter and you DO NOT have buyer's remorse already, you, my friend, are an IMBECILE.
Here's some more graphic representation. Dang, you gotta lurve you some YODELING.
Good thing that Barry's administration is BASED on SCIENCE, though. Too bad the science on which it is based is science from a crazy, stupid scientist that has no clue about any science. Halt "Global Warming" by shooting MIRRORS into space. Why don't they just shoot a bunch of disposable diapers into space, nothing gets through those things. Folks, the people in DC are FUCKING NUTS.
Kevin Jackson's BlackSphere Radio shall have Zo on tonight at 9:00PM Central. Tune in and check these guys out. Read Kevin's blog here.
I don't link Right Girl enough, but I always read. Controversies for you to chew on. Wendy does a podcast, too, so you should definitely take the time to listen to that. I think that we are up to Cast 39, if memory serves. I download and listen while I am drawing. GOOD SHIT.
Oh by the way, you remember that little Nancy-boy, John Edwards that was running for president but got caught with some FLOOZIE in a hotel room with what he denied was his baby? Yeah, he lied, it's his crumb-cruncher. I like to refer to that as Monkey Business II.
Good thing that Rahm Emanuel found the new person to isolate and polarize, otherwise the Party of the Morons wouldn't have a bogeyman to re-focus the attention on. Yes, that is the DEMOCRAT CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE website. Seriously, Democrats are too stupid to be allowed in public. Bi-Partisanship, y'all.
This is the SMARTEST Libtard in the world. Snoop goes Muslim. PEACE.
Check out the photograph of Monica Conyers of the Obamatroit City Council. Trust me, I laughed.
To our good friends in Taiwan, DO NOT DO ANYMORE ARCHITECTURE. You embarrass IDIOTS. No "Good Architects" label for you!
Remember The President of Awesome? It was made into a cartoon.

Please take the time to comment.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Ah, Architectural Interior Awards!
The American Institute of Architects* has released it annual Best Inside Stuff List for 2009. I was unaware that the competition had even started, otherwise I would have rushed down to my local Sam's Club to take photographs of those interiors, too.
The slideshow is right below that photograph of the primary color painted walls of that empty distribution center. Dang, that is really clean OSB on the wall of that place. Did this used to be a sorting place for UPS or something?
Seriously though, do you see anything in that whole slide show that is even remotely interesting? Well, to someone other than the owner of a dull, boring warehouse?
Please take the time to comment.
(*Judging by the winning designs, AIA really stands for All Insane warehouse pAinters.)
The slideshow is right below that photograph of the primary color painted walls of that empty distribution center. Dang, that is really clean OSB on the wall of that place. Did this used to be a sorting place for UPS or something?
Seriously though, do you see anything in that whole slide show that is even remotely interesting? Well, to someone other than the owner of a dull, boring warehouse?
Please take the time to comment.
(*Judging by the winning designs, AIA really stands for All Insane warehouse pAinters.)
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Architects Damn George W. Bush
Really, I have no idea if this firm blames Bush or rightly blames the Democrat Congress that took all of one year to destroy our economy.
From the Seattle Daily Journal of Commerce:
DAMN YOU, GEORGE BOOOOSH!!!!!
A tight economy demands good business practices if you want to survive. Architects are notoriously bad businessmen and Democrats are notoriously bad legislators. Get yo' shit in one sock, guys.
Please take the time to comment.
From the Seattle Daily Journal of Commerce:
Sienna Architecture company is closing
PORTLAND (AP) — A Portland architectural firm that designed Fred Meyer stores and later worked on projects around the world says it will end operations.
Sienna Architecture Co. CEO Gary Reddick says the faltering economy is to blame.
DAMN YOU, GEORGE BOOOOSH!!!!!
A tight economy demands good business practices if you want to survive. Architects are notoriously bad businessmen and Democrats are notoriously bad legislators. Get yo' shit in one sock, guys.
Please take the time to comment.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Language is the Key to Wealth
The title of this post means one thing, that unless you are unable to make yourself understood, no amount of intellectual awesomeness can help you succeed. I have repeatedly discussed how poorly architects communicate. I guess that I am no Adolf Hitler in the cat herding department, but I do possess the language skills necessary to talk with my clients and come to a meeting of the minds, then convey that information to Cletus the plumber.
BUT....here's a published architect in the Netherlands, talking to other architects. See if you can figure out what in the mortal Hell is being discussed. Yes, it's in English.
The whole lump of gibberish is HERE.
They have already rolled out the face of new building material in the Age of Obama. It's used soda bottles. No, they are not just for SHOES anymore!
Please take the time to comment.
BUT....here's a published architect in the Netherlands, talking to other architects. See if you can figure out what in the mortal Hell is being discussed. Yes, it's in English.
In 2008, the NAI Maastricht is sketching longer lines on the interface of architecture and design, centred on the theme of the interior.
The whole lump of gibberish is HERE.
They have already rolled out the face of new building material in the Age of Obama. It's used soda bottles. No, they are not just for SHOES anymore!
Please take the time to comment.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Advances in Building Material
He suggested Laminated Veneer Lumber (LVL) for the application and I did some checking. This product is great. It takes wood frame construction to additional realms. An LVL of dimensions of 1-3/4" x 18" will span up to 26'-0" and carry a load of 286 pounds per foot at that length. Since you rarely have the desire to build anything of the thickness of 1-3/4", the LVL is doubled to make up the typical wall thickness, and that doubles the supporting capacity to 572 pounds per foot. Typical design range is around 30 pounds per foot in my area, so you get almost twenty times the bearing capacity you need. Crazy.
HERE'S MORE ON LVL.
Dude, I am about to design some ridiculously long span stuff from this point forward.
Please take the time to comment.
Friday, January 09, 2009
The AIA* Redefines "Excellence"

What is HEROIC in the basic statement?
This is the New York Times Building in Manhattan, one big microchip standing on its end. Ignore the fact that it was built in 2006 and these are the 2009 awards. What is the important part of a tall building? Is it the way that the building enhances the skyline? Is it the way that it is perceived by those that are crawling around on the ground below? Or is it the way that a tall building uses the footprint to offer the most available space in a restricted area? Opinions are myriad, but still, the fact that this building is on an award list shows that there is only one criteria, the massing of the building as art. Wow. (Never mind that this building is now hocked to the friggin' gills to keep The New York Times afloat.)

Not to even mention that the function of this building is a youth center. What is missing from the photograph? How about HUMAN LIFE OF ANY KIND? Is there a bomb scare at the facility? Is it in a neighborhood where people are too afraid to walk the streets even in broad daylight? Probably a mixture of both, huh? It is in Chicago.
How about this, you put a HUGE sign on your building, no where close to the entrance of the building, and then you tuck the door in an area where no one can find it?
Just so you know, if there is one single place, on the face of the Earth, that teenagers avoid like the plague, IT IS A YOUTH CENTER. Tax money WASTED.

For all you unwashed, hillbilly rubes, a "plaza" is a public square or open space in a city or town. To my obviously uneducated eyes and translated by my obviously deformed brain, I cannot see a single square inch of unencumbered area in the entire city block.
Why not just call this "The Magical Wonderland of Free-Floating Acrobatic Shrews with Amazing Powers of Mind-Reading and Flying Powers?" That makes the same amount of sense, ZERO.
Also, in the world of normal people, this building looks like an experiment gone painfully awry in the art of making ugly shit that stands out like a syphilis sore on the face of a runway model. The only thing missing in this photograph is dirty laundry hanging from clotheslines that span the entire breadth of the street.
This building would be very much at home in the slums of Jakarta, the only drawback to that is that it is not constructed out of wax-impregnated cardboard. Congrats on your award!

Design Concept: Come up with a house that for all practical purposes renders MOOT the reason for even picking a beautiful piece of property on which to build. Instead, let's throw together a loose, steaming pile of industrial rubble, stack it up in forms resembling those of a heat sink and drop it from a helicopter while blindfolded.
"Topher, I think that you have summed up the mind of an architect in one fell swoop."
I would so like to see the plan and the sections of any of these buildings. I cannot imagine how screwed up they are. I bet the contractors of all of these projects looked at the designers much like contractors looked at FLW back in the day. "Mister, you are a blithering moron."
Goodness, I am ashamed at the morons that reign over what is quickly becoming the fourth dumbest profession on the planet.
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*It's the American Institutes of Architects, a dinner club for architects to get together and talk about how awesome they are.
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
"Green" Architecture FINALLY Defined
Having only been involved in the building trades for my entire life since I was 13 years old, I really didn't have the understanding necessary to fathom what in the mortal Hell "Green" architecture meant. Thank goodness that someone finally took the time to actually point out what it means.
EMPLOYING THE SAME TACTICS THAT MEDIEVAL EUROPE DID TO STAY WARM.
Just scu-rew that danged technology, bring on the damn CURTAINS.
Please take the time to comment.
EMPLOYING THE SAME TACTICS THAT MEDIEVAL EUROPE DID TO STAY WARM.
Just scu-rew that danged technology, bring on the damn CURTAINS.
Please take the time to comment.
Saturday, January 03, 2009
"Urban Sprawl" is Bad?
There rages a heated debate regarding living conditions in our country among those in the architecture industry referred to lovingly as "Urban Sprawl." What is meant when someone uses this term is that they believe that people should all live in cities. Bodies stacked upon each other, not unlike cord wood. What they fail to even attempt to understand is that theirs is a limited, anti-intellectual opinion of man and man's individual desires. They look upon the profession as designing buildings rather than focus on the important aspect, the client, the man. The HERO.
They claim to want the best for man, by forcing him to submit to being the least that he can possibly be. Such is always the case for an architect with an elitist mentality. He claims to be a humanist, with no regard for his personal benefit, but he removes from his thought, the love of his fellow man and the desire for everyone to be great. He desires mediocrity and failure for everyone, equally.
Who is the client and what is his philosophy?
Freedom from other men is desirable to even the lowliest janitor. I am not saying that janitorial service is a menial task, I certainly appreciate my trash collector, but that as far as intellectual prowess is concerned, a janitor is not on par with an anesthesiologist.
Why do supposedly intelligent people deny what is the desire of most men? Men want to be free to do as they please, increase their personal wealth, and to provide and protect their families. And why is city life contradictory to that desire? A few reasons, all are philosophical.
If you live in the city, chances are good that even you attempt to migrate to people that you like unless you are crippled in that endeavor by poverty. Poverty, or likewise, wealth, is the determining factor, for a lot of people, in exactly where they live. This cause and effect is not considered by those in the architecture field that possess the elitist mentality of knowing what is best for everyone else. I do not adhere to that philosophy. My clients choose me, and I them, for individual reasons upon which we agree.
Let's push that concept further. When a poor person acquires a job that allows them the FINANCIAL FREEDOM to move from the ghetto, that is usually the very first thing that they do. Well, unless the ghetto offers something that individual ownership of their personal property does not permit. Such as continuing to be a deadbeat, all while keeping more of what they earn and bleeding the honest man to death. Their philosophy and morality matter.
I also have no problem with someone that recognizes their limitations in the financial realm, and accepts their role of a serf. Their lack of ambition to rise to a higher station in life is their decision to make. I completely appreciate that need to surrender their life and their will to their master. However, when someone is forced into the serf role for decades and generations, while others pay for their sustenance, who is the serf and who is the master?
I refuse to participate, and people that actually possess the ability to think beyond the minute do as well. When cities become too crowded with those that possess the serf mentality, our new style of government MUST provide for those that have no ability. Never mind that this action is completely contrary to the entire philosophy upon which our country was founded. The Free Man flees those that attempt to remove from him physically, that which he has earned.
This move is absolutely NOT because that man wants to DESTROY the planet, yet urbanists screech about saving Mother Gaia. They use all kinds of language to disguise the fact that they want man to fall back into the herd and be miserable like everyone else. Such is the case when you are trying to reshape the United States of America into the image of Bangladesh.
Now, to further understand the concept of concentrated population, let's look at the results of their philosophy. Think of a very pretty CITY. I can only think of one that has any type of picturesque vistas and offers any type of quaint community interaction and that is San Francisco. What is unique about that city?
San Francisco has one of the most restrictive building codes of any place on the planet. They also have a fixed rent law that FORCES the landlord to keep his rent at an artificially reduced rate. This foments a sub-sub-sub-lease black market that has removed any possibility of any type of diversity at all. The final result is complete and total fascism. The government determines the profit of all men equally, but you do not see anyone getting richer in the confines of that reasoning. And poor people simply do not exist in San Francisco. The city has outlawed poor people by passing restrictions. And the minority population is physically and legally removed.
Government subsidized housing is yet another way that they legally and forcefully keep the minorities on their side of the tracks. These housing projects are actually springing up throughout the country, even in non-urban areas. And they produce crime, poverty, and continuing failures. But, they accomplish exactly what they are designed to do, force dependence on an ever-diminishing number of the ruling class and remove wealth from those stuck between the two IMPORTANT castes. Those being ruled do not possess the mental faculties necessary to understand what is being done to them. Those ruling do not care what is happening to anyone BENEATH them.
There is a philosophy and there is self-determination. If, and only IF, you recognize it for what it is. What is the solution?
Leave man to his own devices. Every single person was given their necessary tools at birth. Some folks are less capable than others, but you wouldn't be able to tell that from the political opining of the day. The very reason that there are people in this country today that possess the damn wheel and the beast of burden, is because some folks in Europe so hated the oppression of anti-intellectualism, that they jumped on a boat, not knowing what lay ahead, and fled the inner-cities of Europe.
Think about it, New Urbanists. You are dreadfully wrong and history can prove it to you, IF you simply take the time to attempt to understand your clients.
Last point, Ayn Rand was wrong in regards to what New York City actually represents. It is most definitely NOT the pinnacle of achievement for man and his abilities, it is the proof of the caste system being alive and well in the United States of America and the utter failures of the collective.
Please take the time to comment.
They claim to want the best for man, by forcing him to submit to being the least that he can possibly be. Such is always the case for an architect with an elitist mentality. He claims to be a humanist, with no regard for his personal benefit, but he removes from his thought, the love of his fellow man and the desire for everyone to be great. He desires mediocrity and failure for everyone, equally.
Who is the client and what is his philosophy?
Freedom from other men is desirable to even the lowliest janitor. I am not saying that janitorial service is a menial task, I certainly appreciate my trash collector, but that as far as intellectual prowess is concerned, a janitor is not on par with an anesthesiologist.
Why do supposedly intelligent people deny what is the desire of most men? Men want to be free to do as they please, increase their personal wealth, and to provide and protect their families. And why is city life contradictory to that desire? A few reasons, all are philosophical.
If you live in the city, chances are good that even you attempt to migrate to people that you like unless you are crippled in that endeavor by poverty. Poverty, or likewise, wealth, is the determining factor, for a lot of people, in exactly where they live. This cause and effect is not considered by those in the architecture field that possess the elitist mentality of knowing what is best for everyone else. I do not adhere to that philosophy. My clients choose me, and I them, for individual reasons upon which we agree.
Let's push that concept further. When a poor person acquires a job that allows them the FINANCIAL FREEDOM to move from the ghetto, that is usually the very first thing that they do. Well, unless the ghetto offers something that individual ownership of their personal property does not permit. Such as continuing to be a deadbeat, all while keeping more of what they earn and bleeding the honest man to death. Their philosophy and morality matter.
I also have no problem with someone that recognizes their limitations in the financial realm, and accepts their role of a serf. Their lack of ambition to rise to a higher station in life is their decision to make. I completely appreciate that need to surrender their life and their will to their master. However, when someone is forced into the serf role for decades and generations, while others pay for their sustenance, who is the serf and who is the master?
I refuse to participate, and people that actually possess the ability to think beyond the minute do as well. When cities become too crowded with those that possess the serf mentality, our new style of government MUST provide for those that have no ability. Never mind that this action is completely contrary to the entire philosophy upon which our country was founded. The Free Man flees those that attempt to remove from him physically, that which he has earned.
This move is absolutely NOT because that man wants to DESTROY the planet, yet urbanists screech about saving Mother Gaia. They use all kinds of language to disguise the fact that they want man to fall back into the herd and be miserable like everyone else. Such is the case when you are trying to reshape the United States of America into the image of Bangladesh.
Now, to further understand the concept of concentrated population, let's look at the results of their philosophy. Think of a very pretty CITY. I can only think of one that has any type of picturesque vistas and offers any type of quaint community interaction and that is San Francisco. What is unique about that city?
San Francisco has one of the most restrictive building codes of any place on the planet. They also have a fixed rent law that FORCES the landlord to keep his rent at an artificially reduced rate. This foments a sub-sub-sub-lease black market that has removed any possibility of any type of diversity at all. The final result is complete and total fascism. The government determines the profit of all men equally, but you do not see anyone getting richer in the confines of that reasoning. And poor people simply do not exist in San Francisco. The city has outlawed poor people by passing restrictions. And the minority population is physically and legally removed.
Government subsidized housing is yet another way that they legally and forcefully keep the minorities on their side of the tracks. These housing projects are actually springing up throughout the country, even in non-urban areas. And they produce crime, poverty, and continuing failures. But, they accomplish exactly what they are designed to do, force dependence on an ever-diminishing number of the ruling class and remove wealth from those stuck between the two IMPORTANT castes. Those being ruled do not possess the mental faculties necessary to understand what is being done to them. Those ruling do not care what is happening to anyone BENEATH them.
There is a philosophy and there is self-determination. If, and only IF, you recognize it for what it is. What is the solution?
Leave man to his own devices. Every single person was given their necessary tools at birth. Some folks are less capable than others, but you wouldn't be able to tell that from the political opining of the day. The very reason that there are people in this country today that possess the damn wheel and the beast of burden, is because some folks in Europe so hated the oppression of anti-intellectualism, that they jumped on a boat, not knowing what lay ahead, and fled the inner-cities of Europe.
Think about it, New Urbanists. You are dreadfully wrong and history can prove it to you, IF you simply take the time to attempt to understand your clients.
Last point, Ayn Rand was wrong in regards to what New York City actually represents. It is most definitely NOT the pinnacle of achievement for man and his abilities, it is the proof of the caste system being alive and well in the United States of America and the utter failures of the collective.
Please take the time to comment.
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