Teh Google, Internet Marketing, and My Earball.

A quick ear update because y'all axed. It's better, another coupla' days and I'll be fine. Sleeping for about 500 hours the last two days kinda helped a bunch. Thanks for the concern.

To the BLOGSHOW!!!

I think that we can all agree that Technorati does NOT know footbaw!!! And they cannot add either. My "AUTHORITAY" adds up to 445.

Whatever.

Blogger has another "Help Us Make Blogger Better" thingy going on. I want REAL trackbacks, what about you?

By the way, have you Blogger users noticed the "Report Editor Issues" link right below the Post Editor? It was not there for me until today.

The Stats gadget moves from the Draft testing ground. I am still using Google Analytics mainly. What do you do?

G-Mail has rolled out a feature where you can turn off conversation view. I am not going to do that, if I wanted that, I would go back to Outlook.

And for further oddities, Teh Goggle Enterprise has this about switching to G-Mail from Outlook.

There is also a new Recent Buzz section on G-Mail as well. I don't know about you, but I am just not loving Buzz just yet.

But, I just upgraded to Android 2.2 and got the updated G-Mail on my phone! It is awesome and I am loving THAT.

Does anyone else think that it is funny that G-Mail is on Twittah? Yeah, I follow them, what of it?

Oh, and for those of you with Android, check out Listen.

For students, check out Online Office Hours for Google Docs. This is kinda like Go to Meeting.

And revision history has been added for Google Docs collaboration. I think that this must have come out of the Wave testing period, so it was good for that, huh?

AdSense has rolled out some new videos to help you with optimization. It's a pretty good show, but not as good as simply putting "Ines Sainz NUDE" in your blog titles.

Here's some of you You Tube ads questions answered. Do you think that Dude has ever been in a video before?

Here's a video about You Tube Promoted Videos. Honestly, my personal opinion is that the internet money IS in video right now. Now, if I can just figure out how to sound like Sean Connery instead of Earnest T. Bass, we can make a killing!

Here is a tidbit on Postini, Google's Security Network. Dude, this is impressive.

From Problogger, Eleven Ways to Convince Readers to Buy Your E-Book. I told y'all I was gonna start writing, and y'all are gonna start buying, too!

Also from Problogger, Eight Reasons to Add an E-Course to your Blog. If y'all will think back a coupla weeks, I put that e-course up on how to watch college footbaw from my Scoreboard. Want some more of that?

I am going to make a video and e-course to show y'all how awesome the Google Wonder Wheel is. The only problem with the Wonder Wheel is that you have to turn off Instant Search, but it is wicked cool. Gimme a coupla' days and I'll get on that.

Finally, Dave Navarro's 2010 More Buyers Mastermind is live! If you do not sign up tomorrow, the price is going up, up, up!

Boy, I have been asleep for two days. Things are piling up. Tomorrow morning, I got a HUGE linkdump to drop with over twenty-four links. Sorry, I get sick and you gotta read the posts from three days accumulation.

Really, you need Dave Navarro's Mastermind if you want to make a living on the internet.

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Teh Google Post and Teh Droid X

I purchased the Motorola Droid X on Tuesday, July 27, 2010. This is the most amazing hunk of electronic hardware that I have ever owned. It is going to take me forever to figure out all that it can do. I am seriously impressed.

BUT.

There are two hiccups that I have encountered. Number one, the battery does not last forever. Since I purchased it, I have run it through the motions every minute that I have been awake. The longest period that I have experienced to date is six hours between charges. This weekend I am going to try to keep my little grubbies off of the damned thing to find out how long standby is for me. Promise.

The other hiccup is the slow interface with text messaging. The main problem with that is no phone number can have parentheses and I imported my entire set of contacts from G-Mail, Twittah, and Facebook. Of course, I had no idea that the phone was going to do that when I hooked those services up on it. Also, in defense of the text messaging, I have not typed but maybe three, the voice messaging works swimmingly.

My score, 679 stars out of five. Seriously, the Droid X is a game changer. Get rid of your iPhone, it is a POS and shall never catch up. The Droid X can actually place phone calls.

With the X firmly in hand, I attempted to surf the webbyblargs and found that it is as fast as I need it to be and is surprisingly large. With the unit rotated, it is perfectly readable. Also, Teh Google has rolled out Search History for Mobile. I have not taken the time to actually go through the widgets and apps that could maybe let me get my bookmarks from Teh Google, but I am certain that there is one. Here's more on Search History.

I also ran into the multiple log in this week. This comes in very handy for me because of the number of G-Mail accounts that I have. This is not only on G-Mail, it is also for your Reader, Calendar, Sites, Voice, and Code. Docs is soon to be included as well. If you have multiple log ins activated, you cannot use the OFFLINE service, though. Makes sense to me. Also, you can only log into three accounts at the same time, unless you open another browser. I keep three loaded in Firefox and three loaded in Chrome. Get used to it. I get a bunch of e-mails, yo.

G-Mail has also added Drag and Drop for attachments. This is not so important for me, but I know that a lot of folks do not use Windows Explorer or their documents folder to put stuff where they want it. In case you are just a home computer user that plays Farmville, I guess that is okay, but I gotta know where my stuff is and I move it around all the time.

If you are not storing your documents in the cloud, you are probably not using Teh Google Docs, but they are adding even more features lately. Adding words to your dictionary, resizing tables, and web clipboard are just a few of the nice features in Teh Google Docs.

In case you have not noticed, Teh Google Search has now added a dictionary at the very top.

Also, Teh Google Wave is going away. Classicaliberal, Christina Jade, (both have not posted on their blogs since my birthday) and I had some great fun with that ridiculous crap, but none of us could figure out the benefit of using it. Maybe we made fun of the service so bad that Teh Google just shut it down.

But, while Teh Google is getting rid of Wave, they are also buying Slide, a social app company. I am not sure what they are planning, but I am pretty sure it involves Buzz. Another service that I really see limited use for right now. Yes, I can share posts easily, but not too many folks use it. That is why I have taken to spamming FAILbook.

One thing that you can bank on with Teh Google, they are not going to sit around the job trailer drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes, they want to fail at new stuff. Funny thing about liberals, they always say that you learn by failing, making mistakes, and ruining stuff. At least Teh Google puts their own money into those failures.

Just one little other thingy. After I got my business site all set up, then started building my business blog in Wordpress, I wanted to start learning more and more about the different languages. Then, I actually used Teh Google Search to find some way to short circuit the learning curve. This site takes your own Photoshop design and turns it into code for a myriad of different formats.

No matter what, SEARCH IS STILL KING, BABY. I should use it before I run off half-cocked and try to learn something new.

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DUDE! Finally, the traffic is back to normal.

After catching Miss Muslim America exhibiting her pole dancing stripper skilz, I made the mistake of jumping on Teh Google to get traffic. (I am still numero uno for 'rima fakih nude.') After that traffic began to wane, I leaped upon the cell-tits-phone kickball chick. (I am still numero uno for 'larissa riquelme nude.') We broke traffic records for this low-level blog, doubling historical traffic in the span of one month. Since we have now finally come down from our ridiculous pr0n surfing pre-verts gazing, I can begin to develop legitimate traffic from our kinda people. Help me in this endeavor by sharing as many posts as you can to some of the big sites that can boost my bank account.

I make no qualms about what I am doing here. I now blog for the jack. This has officially become a money-making outfit. Get in on the ground floor and you too may experience the wealth creation machine that is MoM. WE GONNA BE RICH!!!

Just some brief updates on the various sites, here.

On MoM, we have always used this blog as a sandbox for all the stuff that we want to test. Yes, I have tried almost everything ever invented for web use on this blog. Bunches of stuff did not work at all and other things worked swimmingly. Everyone that reads this crap and comments on this crap should feel extremely proud of participating in my learning stuff. Y'all are true friends and I appreciate everything that y'all do to help me become more knowledgeable.

Y'ALL ARE SCIENTISTS!!! You should get your certificate suitable for framing in the mail from me very, very soon. We had some pieces of parchment left over from our last certification thingy and yours is in the MAIL!!! Sorry that it is so very large, I do not trust myself to cut the parchment down to a reasonable size. So, your frame needs to be 78 inches by 67 inches, minimum. I know that is a weird size and all, but such is the nature of parchment.

You should e-mail me your full name, address, bank account numbers, and medical records so I can get you your certificate. Hey! Look! I am just like the federal government!

Anyhoo, the website trial/teachy/techy thing is not going as well as I would like. It takes much time for me to figure things out because I am a moron and I do not want to upload anything that is LESS than PERFECT. So far, I have made one How-To video for a social media menu. Here are the reviews of that.

"Dude, that sucked HARD. Take me off the e-mail list, YOU FAILBOAT."

"Yeah, this is uninteresting, please never e-mail me again."

"Um. I hit 'Mark as Spam' on your last e-mail and I have no idea how to unmark as spam."

So, this venture is going as well as I thought it would! If you want on the Super Secret Private E-Mail List Only for Cool People, just hit me up at meanolmeany@gmail.com and I'll sign you up. I finally got to the point where Wordpress is uploaded to the server and I have my new blog address, too. Hopefully we can ramp up the development side of things.

I swear that next time I will not be making the How-To at four AM so I will be able to speak up and be myself rather than being quiet to keep from waking up the prison guards and my cellmate.

Here's a quick little DO THIS NOW thingy. I know that all of y'all use FAILbook, but some of you use Twittah, too. You do not need to use either of these services without accessing them through a client like TweetDeck, Seismic, or MarketMeTweet. The reason that I have switched from Seismic to MarketMeTweet is because I am going to ramp up my social media money grubbing and MMT has a great feature that will offer me more control of those spammy messages that I am going to send.

Here is one of the main reasons that I switched. Do you see the "Posted Via" link on the FAILbook and the Twittah? I am giving someone else traffic by giving them a link in my post. And all they are giving me is a way to post to a free website all the while grabbing links for PageRank, authority, importance, and reach.

NOT FAIR.

With MarketMeTweet, I can add anyone to that line I want. I can link to my own site, like shown, or I can link to any other url on the WebbyNets. This develops links for my friends and gives them more VALUE and authority. Hopefully.

By the way, MarketMeTweet is not a free software. It is $119 and it is well worth the money for me. It features unlimited accounts on Twittah and unlimited pages on FAILbook.

AND if you buy it, I get some change!!! MarketMeTweet is a WIN-WIN for everyone, especially YOU, MY DEAREST FRIEND IN THE WORLD.

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Twitter Stuff to Supplement the Last Post

The main thing that I have noticed about Twittah is that you can immediately drive someone to click on your post if it is interesting. Coupled with the NUDE knowledge we have gained, that should be fairly easy to do, too. Of course, tricking folks to click on links is not beneficial in the long run, you know?

Here are nine benefits of Twittah for bloggers. These are solid reasons to use the Twittah.

And here are some of the ways that bloggers can use Twittah. Our good friend, Baby Basil, does a bang-up job at the Twittah. Of course, he is swamped right now with the beauty pageants and all......

Mashable has some good ideas to show you how to work out your Twittah branding and increase your followers. Of course, the sheer volume is unimportant, again we are looking for QUALITY.

If someone follows you, but you do not really know this person, check them out first. Do not just add folks to have a bunch of contacts. SocialWhois works well for Twittah and Friendfeed to find out who someone is.

And occasionally, you need to check through Friend or Follow to find out who added you and then dumped you just to jack up their stats. If you have a bunch of folks that you are following, but few folks follow you, then your ranking and value are diminished. One of the main problems that I see with Twittah is that there are some folks that add a bunch of people to get followed back, then immediately dump those folks to jack up their own stats. That is cheap bullshit, NEVER DO IT.

Finally, HubSpot created Twitter Grader to see how important you are. Yes, we blog to have fun and to make friends, but we also want to add to the conversation. We want to be important. Then be important.

Oh, and before I forget, do NOT use Twittah or FAILbook from their homepages, it is just too damn dangerous. Get you a client, there are quite a few good ones that handle both sites concomitantly. I use Seesmic Desktop, but bunches of folks use TweetDeck. There is also TweetGrid which I use quite a bit, and TweetVisor is another good one.

The main reason to Twittah is to drive traffic to your joint. Do it.

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OH NOES!!! I Gotta Up my Twittah Game Again

Since I have been blogging, I have read thousands (daily) of posts from different blogs that seem to come and go. There are very few blogs that have been around as long as Kathy Shaidle at Five Feet of Fury and have maintained such a large footprint. I think she has been blogging since 2000, maybe? Imagine my surprise when I got home today and THE Kathy Shaidle was following me on Twittah.

I promise that I am going to start my damn Twittah feed going again, really soon. I have not completely quit using the service, I just got kinda tired of seeing the same stuff over and over again, but the service RAWKS. Where else can you have a conversation with Right Girl, Stacy McCain, and Michelle Malkin all in the course of ten minutes?

Anyhoo, read Kathy's blog and follow her on Twittah, she is the bees knees.

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In Case You Forgot

The guy that occupies the White House is a "basketball guy." He attended Occidental College, Columbia, and Harvard, none of which play in the SEC.

In other words, he is a loser. And tonight the loser shall address a joint session of the Idiot Body Politic. He shall utter the words, "We need a public option on healthcare." and "The opposition to ObamaFAILcare has not come up with an alternative." Well, he'll say that if the TelePrompTer doesn't fail. If the Prompter fails, he'll say, "Uh, um, hmmm, specificity, uh, uh, uh, mmmm, above my paygrade."

He is wrong on both counts, he knows it, and he continues to lie about it. If you are unaware, the President is a Democrat, which means he is a criminal and very stupid.

Here is the alternative plan (and video of Barry saying exactly what I said above)that would have backing with seventy percent of the country and also WORK. Why will he not try this plan? Because he is an idiot criminal and he hates people that are not him.

Here's another one of President Twatwaffle's friends headed to the pokey. Oddly, that is only 100% of the people that Barry has known in his entire life that are criminals. This is an astounding record.

It is just UNpossible that the Democrats have spent so much money that they already have to raise the debt ceiling again. But, they have. (Hat-Tip: Christina Jade)

Just so you know, when I am president, I am going to cut spending across the board (minus military) minimally ten percent per year. In my second term, it shall be twenty percent a year. When the Congress repeals the Twenty-Second Amendment to allow me a unlimited terms, fifty percent across the board. Fourth term, one hundred percent. By this time, everyone in the country shall be millionaires and we will be back to a one page Constitution. So there is that to look forward to.

Under the new President Paul, DC shall have no schools that are funded by government. And those people that live in DC shall not vote on anything. Sorry, if you live in DC, you are a criminal and I ain't putting up with that bullshit. (When I am President, I shall be running the country from my house. I shall only go to DC if there needs to be a very public veto of something stupid that comes from Congress. Like them voting to get paid for doing what they do.)

By the way, I am abolishing their retirement, salary, living expenses, medical insurance, and anything else that they spend money on. I am going to take it up with the Justice Department, pay off the Supremes to find in my favor, and then abolish all government agencies, too. Taxes shall never be needed again for anything. The military shall be funded by voluntary contributions. Five brigades (about 25,000 men) of our military shall be deployed to secure the border with Mexico with orders to shoot to kill anyone swimming across the river.

Anyhoo.

Remember back earlier this year when I said watch what happens with the additional minimum wage increase on July 24th? As always, I was right. Wonder what kind of fallout having a bunch of high school kids that cannot find summer and after school jobs is going to have on the work force in ten years? Well, other than the fact that they will have ten years of public schooling and never working?

I might have to swap Twittah/Facebook clients. TweetDeck done broughted their A-Game, today.

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Twittah for the Smile Nazi

Since obviously, I am THE MOST powerful user of Twittah in the entire city of Jack-troit, it must fall on my exceedingly broad shoulders to give everyone the reason that I enjoy and use the service.

*Click the image to the left to see how IMPORTANT I am. The Clarion Ledger is the NUMBER ONE NEWS SOURCE? R-I-G-H-T.*

Ultimately I am first and foremost a blogger and I need traffic to increase the conversation on this here thingy. Anything that I can do to drive more folks here to talk the better, and I originally started my Twittah account for that purpose. You also have to know that I ditched my blogger pseudonym after opening the Twittah, so I have enlarged the target on my back one thousand fold and that is somewhat unnerving. I was all too aware that was going to happen, too.

Feh, I have been shot at, no big deal. The powder burns ruined my jacket though.

As far as someone that is using Twittah as a personal communication device, certainly I would protect my Tweets. That is easily done on the very bottom of the "Settings" page of your Twittah account. In case you were unaware, there are some twisted folks on the Worldwide Computer*. Attractive females, ONLY add someone you know completely and totally. Ugly women, add whomever, they will realize that you are not HAWT and never bother you anyway. Well, unless they are so twisted as to be into that sick kinda thing. That is why prisons exist. **

Sidebar: If you really want to know how exposed you are to the world, check out 123people.com, you would be shocked to see how NEKKID you really are. With my name, I am completely obscured by the hair products company, but still....

It was asked how Twittah differs from text-messaging and the answer that I have is that texting is a personal message to a chosen recipient. Twittah is BULK MAIL. I always have trouble figuring out if I am supposed to respond to a declarative sentence in a text.

For instance: "Dammit, there is a long line here at Lowes."

My first reaction to that is "Yeah, well, why would I even care? I am NOT at Lowes." The additionally unspoken part of that exchange is me exclaiming loudly, "I hope you die in a fire while drowning for sending me that useless, boring crap. I'm IMPORTANT!"

When that message is sent through Twittah, it is NOT rude to ignore it. Let's be honest, 98% of the text messages that you send are very unimportant and I am busy being important.

One more thing. Since our military is currently ramping up efforts to restrict social networking, Twittah is close to the only service they can use. I am pretty sure that shall become a thing of the past pretty quickly, too. But, currently, the guys and gals over there can text to Twittah and get it posted. Maybe that will let you communicate a little better. Been there, done that, and HATED not being able to snatch up the phone on a whim to talk to my dimepiece.

Oh, and you might want to NOT use your real name on Twittah unless you are suicidal. Just saying.

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* Terminology stolen with no qualms from Andy.
** Ugly women, no offense, you do have a lovely personality and that IS important to other ugly people.

The Week in Review

First let me apologize for being a bad, bad blog buddy this week. I have been jumping through flaming hoops of KILL and have had little time to comment much on anything. Most of my replies in my own comment section were penned while driving hither and yon on the highways and byways of G_d's Favorite State. Hopefully I did not misspell too many words or otherwise all of the ditch cleanings and crashes were for NAUGHT.

Now, straight to the news. This shall be a linkdump of EPIC proportions. Or not.

With the World's Smartest Human™ in the White House and the former holder of the title as SecSate, we are experiencing a bumper crop from the FAIL GARDEN.

But, also since the WIN ADMINISTRATION controls media outlets, a full fifty percent of the population thinks that we are doing just fine. Oddly, this percentage roughly equals those folks that do not work or are either in school. Weird how things work out, huh? Kinda like having a friend that thinks "You are like the smartest dinosaur" is a compliment.

A Market Update: The week of July 6-10, DJIA down -134.22, NASDAQ down -40.49, S&P 500 down -17.29. One thing that capitalism needs to be successful is CAPITAL. When a government is installed that is decidedly ANTI-business, they tend to slaughter people with starvation and rewards for NOT working. Just so you know, the DJIA is down -134.70 since the President was sworn in to sign the legislation that kills jobs, capital, and progress. But, let's keep saying that there is some magical metric that tells us things are getting better while all the REAL metrics are telling you otherwise. DO NOT TRUST YOUR LYING EYES!

By the way, if you are using the old adage of "It is management against labor," you are ignoring that the two are the same thing. Plus, even though there is CAPITAL and there is LABOR, MANAGEMENT is a part of LABOR, y'all. Yet, the success of either, CAPITAL or LABOR, is inextricably tied to the other. Sorry Democrats, intelligent people do not vote for you. But, fuck me to Hell, stupid people DO! Give me back my money, you thieves!

I really have trouble understanding how it is that there are actually people that do not know these factual things that are so easily found with a minimum of effort. It is dumbfounding.

BUT......Robert Reich, FOOL.

John Cougar Mellencamp, MOONBAT. I like calling an old guy a COUGAR. That is fitting.

I have been wanting to respond to Cynthia Tucker's weekly tidbit of cuh-razee moonbattery, but I have just not had the time. Read it for yourself, add some really funny thought bubbles to it, and pretend that I wrote it. EFFICIENCY!

When you start an e-mail with the greeting "Dear YOU," things are getting progressively worse. Michael Steele has been nothing less than an utter disappointment as RNC Chair and finally people are seeing that for what it is. Kevin Jackson admits that the only reason he was in the Steele camp is skin color. Good on you, Kevin, now help bring the intelligent people into the fold. I am not talking about Steele, you know?

The more things CHANGE with regards to RACISM, the more they stay the same. If there is anyone left on the face of the Earth that doesn't know that Democrats are ALL racists, this is your FINAL NOTICE. Get a grip, folks.

A follow-up on the Pedophile President. Keep in mind that Barack Obama is the same general age as 80% of our presidents in the past, and is checking out the package of a child. He is so Clintonesque, but he is a Democrat, you know.

By the way, I am a fan of the ASS, too.

And not only does Obama like having sex with children, he is delusional and obviously wigged-out crazy, too. And his wife is an alcoholic that is no longer sober, so there is THAT.

Terrorist Dictator? Profuse apology.

I am certainly glad that our prison system is finally banning HATE TRACTS. Weird that one is called "Dreams from my Father" and another is called "The Audacity of Hope," though. Those sound like Obama book names, huh? Maybe with that banning, GANG participation shall drop.

Greenpeace? Still operating like crazy people. "Hey, Topher, let's deface Mount Rushmore!"

David Brooks has utterly gone insane. No one finds him attractive, seriously. NOT. ONE. PERSON.

In case you missed it, President Moonbat hates our military and is driving the suicide rate through the roof.

Wonder why Barry's approval numbers are in the shitter? Well, that is because it is Barry, no one with any intelligence likes him.

Seesmic launches their web-app and mobile-app. I checked it out briefly early this morning and it seems pretty cool. I still like Grid best, I wish it was more stable, though.

Will a player break down and Tweet mid-game? Odds say NO, but the fact that there are even odds, lends me to believe that someone will.

More on Chrome OS. Folks, things are still heating up and money may be made.

Is it Todd or Heywood?

If you are wanting the economy to improve, we need to push it over quickly. Spend zero money for the next ninety days and we shall escalate this Obama/Dem Congress debacle and get back to making money.

And saving money has just been made easier since you never have to see Star Wars now.



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There is NO INTELLIGENCE on the Left

I remain forever in search of a devout leftist that has any clue why they are the way that they are. So far, they are as elusive as the Albino Hipraffefalump. I mean, they simply must exist, but no one has ever seen one.

Whenever I get on Twittah, the Top Conservatives on said service hashtag is usually overrun with the moronic idiots that do nothing but attempt to disrupt the members of the group. This doesn't concern me much, because a simple Tweet to one of these idiots and you can draw them from the feed to pretty much just bug you. Then those that are passing information to each other can do so in peace without having to block every swinging dick that comes down the pike.

This is the "debate" that I have had with the most intelligent leftist that I have ever encountered. Translation: He may be able to tie his shoes. In other words, only marginally more intelligent than out current president.

CLICK IT TO SEE IT FULL SCREEN.

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be leftists. At some psychiatric facility, I am sure that you can still purchase shock treatments. HOPEFULLY.

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Ain't No White in a Rainbow, Yo

If you search The Google for "I hate white people," of course this very blog shall show up in your search. Where exactly ranges from the front page to the third, depending on how awesome you are.

BUT! The Obama Forum shows up much, much higher than this hater blog. Wonder why?

Just so you are well aware, I had a twenty thousand word essay written on the EXACT meaning of life this morning, but it was too good for this blog (we have very low standards that must NOT! be raised), so I submitted it to the Vatican to put on their webnetsite. I'll keep you informed on how that is going, but it appears that my article shall rock the very foundation of Catholicism. They kinda frown on that, you know. Keep your eyes peeled earnestly for that 20k+ word beauty to never appear on the whirlwhinewebbyblarqs.

Since you asked, I woke up in the middle of the night from a dream of actually going to a We Suck v. Kentucky game back in the Fall of 1983. Yes, We Suck lost as usual, but I did get to see a big farmer guy beat down three Kentucky preps in a brutal bloodbath that was very reminiscent of the final scene of the movie "300" BACKWARDS. Yes, two campii security guys were standing nearby, and did NOTHING. Izod sweaters, Sperry Topsiders, and Oxford cloth shirts were destroyed in the making of that memory. (That is where the one point five liner post below originated, for those of you that do not exist in my head, the number of whom is still in dispute.)

And the little white car no longer exists in the known world, either.

For more interwebs news, know in your soul that if you use Internet Explorer, any version, you have what is known as COMPUTER AIDS. Dude, it is time to quit your love affair with Microsoft. They are cheating on you!

Also on the technology front, I know that you are really studying SEO and want the latest in up-to-date info regarding the same. Here's a little primer to help you understand better the Keyphrase Research thingy. (If you EVAR understand that, send me an IM and let me in on the secret, too. Mmmmkay?)

Also, in archaic history news, on this day W-A-Y back in 2005, the Mule-slums attacked Great Britain and SLAUGHTERED fifty-two commuters. But, MICHAEL JACKSON BRAIN!

Jackoff was an "Accidental Civil Rights Leader," you know? Folks, I just have no idea what to even make of that. And Bruce Springsteen is NOT A ROCKET SURGEON, either! SHOCKA!

When I heard from Firedoglake that Sarah Palin was about to get indicted by the FBI, I was heartbroken. I just knew that Firedoglake would NEVER publish anything ever regarding a Republican that was NOT 100% true. Alas, I was mistaken. It seems that there was not one ounce of truth to be attached the STELLAR article published at FDL. And it even seems that little blogs that offer ZERO CREDIBILITY to anything whatsoever were right about Sarah Palin all along!

Not only that, but now it seems that some folks, that are RIGHTWING zealots, are trying to say that Obama is not doing so good in the governing part of his jobby job. Why would all those HATERS try to belittle the mostest! smartestest! President in the history of the world? They must be racists!

But, it is certainly okay for known morons to say that Dr. Genius McPerfect was misled by REPUBLICANS! in the severity of the Depression that he inherited. Tax cuts would have worked MO' BETTAH.

Just so you know, we are only seventeen days away from double digit unemployment and the Sooper Dooper Media shall tell you that it was unexpected, that the economy was worse than anyone imagined, that Obama inherited this mess, that Democrats love poor people, and that no one could have known that raising minimum wage would cause further unemployment, BUT! They are fucking lying, that one little government manipulation of private enterprise does more to stall the economy, put more people on unemployment, and increase the number of illegals in this country than anything else could ever do. The fun part is that IT ALWAYS DOES, EVERY TIME THAT THE MORONS DO IT, TOO!

Sarah Palin, waterproof bibs, Bill Dance wraparounds, and rubber glove PR0N!!!!!

If I get a chance this afternoon, I am going to FISK yet another Cynthia Tucker Plethora of Liberal Stupidity. This one is just primo, too! Exactly how Cynthia managed to spawn is beyond my comprehension and just thinking about it makes me retch.

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Obama's Idiot Week in Review

There are some weird things going on in the markets today, over two hundred stocks are not being recorded and the trades are only being performed through online trading. I am unsure exactly what the Hell the Obamoron did last night to destroy those industries, but I am certain that the news regarding them shall be released late this afternoon. I am guessing that they are medical and pharmaceutical stocks, but I could very well be wrong.

There are plenty of other things going on in the market that raise eyebrows, not the least of which is the Barrystream Media being complicit in the cover up. Why are they hiding the very clear signs of skyrocketing INFLATION?

Could it be that Obama has completely spent our country into a devastating downward spiral that can never be righted?

The overwhelming transparency practiced by the Obamoron Administration and his public relations agencies, ABC, CBS, NBC, MoronSNBC, and CNN is unreal. Dang, NOTHING is hidden from the public.

What else is the most transparent executive branch up to? Well, they have kinda got tangled up in a situation similar to Hillary Clinton's Travelgate thingy. That was kinda bound to happen when Barry re-hired all of the Clinton Administration folks that are not in jail or dead from really weird circumstances.

Well, President Moobs O'Vapidstare has decided to start firing Inspector Generals that are investigating his financiers. (Hat-Tip: Doubleplusundead)

Malkin says that First Lady Hillbilly Piranhaface is kinda involved, too.

Patterico piles on.

Since "healthcare" is back in the news, every flake-idiot is up on The Hill pushing his pet crystal-worshiping douchery. Instead of heart medication, the Democrats propose using MEDITATION. I propose roving bands of prostitutes, that would employ MORE Democrats, so it fits the Obamoron model.

But, the Democrats also do NOT want any medical personnel talking to Republicans. What the Hell does that matter? The Democrats do not want to use medical personnel to craft a policy concerning medical services, FACTS scare them.

In another field that Democrats do not want to know anything about, here's a blind taste test between Google, Yahoo, and Bing. Technology is the Kryptonite of Democrats.

To get you organized on Twittah to fight the anti-knowledge crowd of Democrats in the federal government, here are some tools to help sort your followers.

If you allow the federal government to continue to reduce the innovation of the private sector, inventions like this will be things of the past. And joy shall DIE!



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Saturday Evening Folder Cleaning

For some reason, the link folder is getting full and I have even been posting the links that I had this week, too! Here's some stuff that I didn't post for some reason.

I did not post on D-Day this morning because Andy did and it is a great post.

Malkin has a post on the Department of Justice issuing a statement to protect Muslims in the wake of the KILLING rampage that a Muslim went on in Little Rock. How much WRONGNESS can the Obama Administration dump at one time?

By the way, I wonder how many individual Muslims took it upon themselves to commit Jihad in our country? Well, here's the list of murdering Muslims in case you missed it in this morning's post.

Some dumb as fuck actor says that Sicko needs to be shown over and over again since the healthcare debate is rolling around again. Why not just listen to tomatoes rather than actors? As you shall certainly recall, I actually PAID money to watch that movie and debunked it in about fourteen seconds. I took a total of one million pages of notes during it, NOT ONE THING in that movie is worth viewing. Even making this movie served no purpose at all. Michael Moore should literally have the shit beat out of him daily, then be sent every single day to Cuba for his medical treatments. I have five dollars that should handle the costs quite nicely of the AWESOMATIC doctors in Castroland.

General Powell, I do appreciate your service, sir, but will you please sit down and shut up? You voted for Barry Obama, you are an idiot. But, maybe intelligent people should all become Democrats that vote Republican.

And General Powell, how are those "saved or created" jobs working out since your chosen candidate was elected? Maybe they are really doing worse than ever in the history of our country?

The most "transparent" government in Democrats' minds kinda are politiczing every single thing. Republicans come from an intel briefing and spill the beans.

Who is running the banking industry now? Is it those same folks that destroyed the economy to begin with? Have they changed the way they were doing business? OF COURSE NOT.

Here's ABC's list of the 100 most influential blogs. Oddly, this here little blarg did NOT make the list. But, then again, NEITHER DID HOT AIR! WTF?!?!?

If you are on Facebook, you should definitely become a fan of wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubeman. That is just friggin' bizarre.

If you are a reader of BOOKS (not blogs), you should buy your books online from Mr. Happy Beard Guy. He is one of my Twittah buddies and has an awesome beard.

Girl on the Right tip-toes around the issue of the lone Muslim woman that protested outside the funeral of the young soldier murdered by another Muslim in Little Rock. (With video of the protester.)

We all know that Chris Matthews is an imbecile, but Van Thomas is a idiotic, fucktarded, douchematic, moronflake. (WATCH. THIS. VIDEO.)

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The Murder of an Abortionist

If any of y'all are watching the news, I am assuming that you are getting minutely updates on the murder of Kansas abortionist, Dr. George Tiller.

On Twittah, the leftist idiots are doing their usual trolling on Top Conservatives on Twittah (#tcot), but with a somewhat different slant. They are ghoulishly GLEEFUL that Dr. Tiller was MURDERED. It is sickening that they are exhibiting a SUICIDAL bent. They are literally joyous over the fact that this man is dead.

Never mind the FACT that I vehemently oppose every single thing that Dr. Tiller did, never mind the fact that an abortionist was in church when he was murdered, never mind the fact that obviously his murderer opposed Dr. Tiller's actions enough to kill him, THE MAN WAS MURDERED.

The left has even compiled a list of Tweets celebrating Dr. Tiller's death and are placing the blame at the feet of TCOT. Here's the list of the Tweets that they accumulated so far. Of all the Tweeters that are linked on that page, ONLY ONE has EVER added the #tcot hashtag. ONE. The rest have NEVER used that hashtag.

I read them ALL. They are LYING.

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Getting Back to Basics

When this blog was enjoying the greatest traffic, I was spending all day, every day talking about the stupidity of racism. From all parties involved. Since I have lost almost all of the daily traffic, I decided to continue the model that has caused me to lose all the traffic.

Yes, this blog has OFFICIALLY decided to follow the model set by the new Moron President. If something doesn't work, double down and keep trying that very tactic. I anticipate that traffic shall start booming again, very soon.

So, let's linkdump.

I am struggling to get a grip on exactly what the ramifications are for Chrysler dumping dealerships. Oddly, Chrysler is trying to dump under-performing dealerships, doesn't this DIRECTLY CONTRADICT the economic plan of the Obamoron? Why would the Obamoron Administration sign off on a bankruptcy plan that is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what they are trying to accomplish on a national scale?

My favorite part of this? The LOSER DEALERSHIPS are suing. Come on, when Democrats EAT Democrats, it is funny and you know it. Yes, all losers are Democrats. Facts are important here, you know.

In case you were unaware, every time that the Democrats control government, everyone gets poorer. This is a known FACT, proven beyond any doubt with math. Anyone want to take me up on the bet of the FACT that unemployment will skyrocket right around the end of July?

The big dust-up over the weekend was the Obama-Sex-Fest at Notre Dame. Being a Catholic, I have never understood how other Catholics could actually vote for Democrats. I have never understood how Blacks, or Jews, or Asians could vote for Democrats either, but that is unimportant to this diatribe. You see, the outreach arm of the Democrat Party, the Ku Klux Klan, actually assaulted and killed Catholics almost as often as they killed Blacks, Jews, and Asians, so in order to support the Democrats, you must support the Klan. Why Democrats embrace the Klan is beyond my comprehension, but I have never been an idiot or a moron, so I guess I do not have to understand what idiots or morons do.

Here's the best post that I saw regarding Barry Obama's "Graduates, You Have to Kill More Babies" speech at Notre Dame.

By the way, yesterday when I posted that about NOT watching Barry's speeches, I did not take into account that maybe there are even more sinister elements at work here. Gateway Pundit has a You Tube video of the protesters that actually has 175 comments, yet only 308 viewers on the You Tube counter. Wow! A comment ratio that high has never been achieved in the history of the world! Oddly, it is simply MORE proof that there are no truths or facts surrounding the alleged support for this president and his policies. SHOCKER!

While Barry was in South Bend promoting the slaughter of the unborn, Doddering Joe Biden was drunkenly stumbling around DC, assaulting Black people, raping women, and divulging NATIONAL SECURITY SECRETS. When Barry said, "Nobody messes with Joe," he meant that nobody ever wants to hear Joe speak, see Joe in the immediate area, or ever hear anything about what Joe has ever done in his lifetime. I have just been sent the actual questionnaire that the search committee used to pick the Vice Presidential candidate. It had one question, "Who is the MOST fucktarded, imbecilic, douchebag that has ever been to DC?" There was only one possible answer. (Plus, you gotta love that photo on the linked page. I mean really, that guy even looks like a pompous asshole with DEAD eyes. Damn, that photo creeps me the Hell out!)

When we heard all that hub-bub about all the stimulus money that was going to be spent for "infrastructure," I really never thought about the FACT that there would be "Obama for President" propaganda involved with every single project. But, THERE is. Dang, we need to get busy on producing that ONE BILLION dollar bill with Barry's FACE tattooed all over it.

Belittling link of the day: Obama is SPOCK! The Spock in the Special Olympics!

Coffee Bean has a post up at her political blog asking the all important question, "What do you think is the most important or several most important things to pay attention to right now in regard to American politics?" Obviously, the answer is "Paper or plastic?"

Here's some Twittah hashtag services. Without the Twittahers using hashtags, I would never know who to ignore. That is important to know when you are the NUMBER ONE Twittaher in Jackson, Mississippi. INFLUENCE, it's what's for dinner. (Yes, I am more influential on Twittah than the largest newspaper in the state of Mississippi.)

Finally, Girl on the Right and Brass Balls Radio has their FIRST ANNIVERSARY EDITION posted for your enjoyment. Mark Steyn guest hosts, too! It is just like Rush Limbaugh! I haven't listened to it yet, but that Mark Steyn guy talks funny. Odds say that he ain't from around here.

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The MOST Reliable Twittah Source in Jacktroit

In an effort to overly stress the importance of this little blog's reach and superiority, I have attached the screengrab of the Twittah Elite in Jacktroit, MS.

Yes, we are NUMBAH ONE!!! The largest newspaper in the state is SECOND and the governor of Mississippi is TENTH!

By the way, from the state rankings, we are at fifteen, directly in front of the Clarion Ledger. Also, there are ZERO Twittahers in front of us on the state list with FEWER followers than we have. We choose quality over quantity.

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MLB, Teith Tolbermann, and Maco Mell

In the forty-seven year history of this blog, I have received death threats, I am still alive; I have received hate mail, I am still joyously happy; and NOW, I have received ORDERS to remove content and publish a retraction. Below, you shall find my response to said orders.

SUCK. MY. DICK.

While I have no friggin' clue if the contact was even legitimate, I must respond.

I made a comment like this, "When Teith was fired from ESPN, I figured that he would have to get a job working at Taco Bell. Then I found out MSNBC hired him to do political commentary. What MORONS."

Or maybe it was this one, "What does MLB think will help their traffic on their site? Hiring Teith Tolbermann to BLOG for them. That is just fucking stupid."

Lemme handle the important things first. I eat at Taco Bell regularly. I "enjoy" the food and the price. However, it does NOT take a degree in Rocket Surgery to handle the tasks required to work at Taco Bell. Sorry, it just doesn't. That does NOT mean that I think less of anyone that is employed at Taco Bell and I have had many debates with Bean regarding this and other supposedly menial jobs. I respect anyone that WORKS to support themselves and working at Taco Bell is a job and performing that job is admirable. By the way, the guy that picks up my trash is friggin' awesome. On Tuesdays and Fridays my trash is removed from my home. The man that removes that trash replaces the lid on my garbage can. How COMPETENT is that?

Anyhoo, when your guy (the hypothetical Teith Tolbermann) is all out in front of everyone screeching about how smart he is, offending everyone that possesses an IQ over 80, and just being a typical douchebag, he should expect to be called out for the preceding hiccups in his manners. Calling out douchebags for being douchebags is MY JOB. Granted, it pays LESS than working at Taco Bell, but it is MY JOB.

And since your guy (the hypothetical Teith Tolbermann) did not have the STONES to contact me himself, I award him today's "Morst Merson (Fucktard) in the Morld" Award.

In case you missed it above, SUCK. MY. DICK.

(Yeah, I got the text, ten Hail Marys and ten Our Fathers. Same ol', same ol'.)

And so, I did not watch the Barry concert last night, I read the comments on Twittah instead. Seriously, it was the funniest heckling that I have ever witnessed. "Conservatives" eclipse "Liberals" in the humor department. Here's just a taste.

@KatyinIndy: @pir8gold Thought the Mrs. was the only one in the country NOT getting screwed by BO!

@GEValle: @stephenkruiser He's a disgrace to former ballerinas everywhere.

@DennyWarren: When he says WE, is he talking about the Communist party? Just asking.

@GEValle: Useless Typical Reporter: "Mr. President, if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?"

@MichiganTaxes: Does anyone else have broken plaster, and a bloody forehead yet?

@d2davidson: What, no TelePrompTer? Unpossible!

There were so many more, I would fill the entire InnerWobblyblegs to the hilt. Folks, y'all are hilarious. I was perpetually amused throughout the whole concert. I salute you. Yes, you are here for my amusement, and you performed admirably. There shall be a little EXTRA on your check next week.

Here's the breakdown of what Barry actually addressed at last night's concert. Typical, tired, old, liberal claptrap. You know, CHANGE according to Barry.

Here's the reaction to Barry's CHANGE from Patrick. Define: niggle - A minor complaint or problem.

Czech head of EU presidency Mirek Topolanek responds to Barry's concert, "Holy SHIT, I get it, NOW! That guy is a moron!" Or something really close to that.

While Barry was performing his greatest hits from Das Kapital, Ass-orney Analeral Eric Holder was informing San Francisco police that they should NOT be investigating Billy Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn because Barry needed them to perform backing vocals at his concerts. Plus, no one shakes a tambourine like Billy.

Since that floozy ice-billy, Sarah Palin, had the temerity to OPPOSE Barry Obama's stupidity, she is now facing legal expenses from frivolous lawsuits filed by libtards. This is the era of post-partisanship, you know.

Odd how Barry always seems to send the wrong letter to the wrong person, huh? To a Communist, in Italy, exact same wording as the one he sent to Chirac. "Smartest man to ever be President."

But, at least we have a new slang cropping up around our president. That spells "CLASS." Barack you.

We interrupt this blog post to insert the word, "MAGMA." (Yes, if you want a link from this blog, casually toss the word "MAGMA" about. Instant linky lurve.)

"When I hear Obama speak about the economy, I feel as if I am listening to a first year economics student at a community college." 'Nuff said.

I absolutely love it when parents make fun of other parent's kids. It gives me joy. In case you were unaware, you too should be homeschooling unless you want your kids to grow up to read The Nation.

In case you want to laugh your ass off, HERE's video of Maxine Waters! Yes, she is a tee-total moron, but there exist people who vote for her. What does that say about them?

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The Obamoron HATES, HATES, HATES Contractors

From a heads-up on Twittah. This is the first thing you see on whitehouse.gov.

Just so you know, contractors and building is a MERE ten percent of our national economy. And the president is an idiot.

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