Sunday, November 06, 2005

Romance - The Two Dogs Way Ongoing Saga Part X

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Her: Your mother called while you were gone.

Me: Damn, she probably wants to talk about going to garage sales and other stupid sh*t.

Her: Call your mother back.

Me: Dammit, throw me the damn phone. (She does and it hits me just above the right eye, spewing blood everywhere.)

Me: Gee, thanks.

Her: Are you really hurt?

Me: Blood give it away?

Her: Does it need stitches?

Me: Probably.

Her: Sorry, call your damn mother first.


Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI, PART VII, PART VIII, PART IX

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