Excerpt from an actual conversation.
Young girl behind the lunch counter in a small town: Do you want salsa on your moo?
Jimmy Pete: Why yes, yes I do.
Two Dogs: I got wood.
Yep, folks, I am twelve years old.
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The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
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