Spew Inducing Quote of the Day!

I just noticed on the top of G-Mail there was a "Quote of the Day." Today's was from Oprah Winfrey and I searched some of her other quotes. This one almost made me sick to my stomach and I was starving beforehand.

I don't think of myself as a poor deprived ghetto girl who made good. I think of myself as somebody who from an early age knew I was responsible for myself, and I had to make good.

Check it: Oprah Winfrey was born and reared in Kosciusko, MS. The closest "ghetto" is in Memphis, TN, about three hours away from Oprah's hometown.

Another gem from the STUPENDOUS brain that is Oprah:

Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness.

Boy, I certainly hope my queen fails at something, I wouldn't want her to not be great! What part of greatness is produced by failure? And no one can even spell failure without U, Oprah.