Thursday, August 06, 2009

Drive-by Blogging - News

Well, getting the news is difficult when the Democrats are attacking social media this morning, so I figured I would throw out some links. Read every one of them, too, folks. Our country is LITERALLY under attack today. Do not skip a single link, I'm CEREAL.

Obama's "HEALTHCARE" logo is really familiar.

John "Silky Pony" Edwards is a crook and is in court this morning. So is the mother of his extra-marital FUCK TROPHY.

Cash for Clunkers money buying foreign cars 4-1. Load and cock pistol, insert in mouth of US autoworkers, pull trigger.

Burn Jesse Griffin kindergarten teacher, pedophile, Sarah smearer. OH!

Republicans forward calls to Party of the Morons. Uh, who is the unhinged astroturfers?

How to recover the economy and unemployment stats? Send half of the money overseas.

And "Nirthers" are crazy?

And rat out your friends and family.

Boxer is so anti-un-racist and shit. Cali? You suck.

Funny, this might mean that old Papaw media consultants might not be liberal. Maybe they are trying to make money and are just stupid.

Maybe you want to rethink which side you take. Remember the jizz covered BLUE DRESS?

Two words: GLUED PENIS. (Easy, easy, (Dead) Tommy 5)

Skip Gates goes to the gym. (*PUKE*)

RACISM!!!



Please take the time to comment.

11 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

The View's as much a joke as Babs Boxer and the whole Chicagoland corruption bile that Barry's sycophants are happily swimming in.

And you glued Dead Tommy 5's penis to him? Whoa.

(Dead) Tommy5 said...

Why do you want to do anything with my penis?

Of course more folks are buying foreign cars. Foreign cars are cheaper, last longer, and have better options.

paul mitchell said...

Skunkfeathers, I try to post all video of Malkin, she makes me squirm.

DT5, I do not want anything to do with your penis, even though I do like Gavin DeGraw.

And unions are the very reason that our cars are more expensive and of lesser quality, SOMETIMES.

(Dead) Tommy5 said...

Death to the unions, and putting glue on my penis.

ChristinaJade said...

Ya'll, Malkin makes every human on the planet squirm. Whew.

That whole "super glue on the ding-ding" thing is an old trick. First time I've heard of it making national news, though.

paul mitchell said...

Let's be honest, super glue on the TEE-TEE would be uncomfortable and embarrassing, but ultimately harmless. Wimmerns, if you really get pissed, slather some Vick's Vapor Rub on that meatsicle, you shall achieve your desired response.

Skunkfeathers said...

I agree with death to unions, super glue or not.

Andy said...

Why is it that all the lib chicks on The View weigh in above the George Foreman range, and the conservative chicks look like they actually give a damn about their appearance?

What is that Mammy/Aunt Jemima outfit that the Whoop is wearing? I mean, is she "trying out" for a syrup commercial?

Jeepers!

Hey Paul, I was right in your town today. I almost fell asleep at the wheel, headed back on the super-slab from GA. I needed gas, and pulled off at the "middle" exit in your neck of the woods. I stopped at the Shell station across from the bank, and in front of the Subway (I think).

I'm wondering if there is ANY BUILDING IN YOUR CITY THAT IS NOT BRAND NEW? I'll swear man...it looks like somebody came up with a good idea 10 years ago, and started building!

Right there near 20 is something that looks like a new school, or maybe a school board office (not sure).

I almost called you. But I decided that I'd rather get home than waste my time...nyuk!

Seriously man...I have not been in your town for about 9 years, when I was working on the road...Dang!!!...a whole bunch of junk has got built since then.

ChristinaJade said...

Andy - It is because the gummint does not come in and dress liberal chicks and comb their hair for them. We all know that liberals, male or female, cannot function without the gummint doing stuff for them. Us conservative chicks have enough work ethic to do our own damn make-up and nails. There fore the whole "conservative chicks are hot" compared to "liberal tree-hugger chicks don't shave."

paul mitchell said...

Mammy/Aunt Jemima outfit?!?!?! HAHAHAHA.

Andy, that must have been at the Crossgates exit. Was that right by the Home Depot?

CJ, shaving is imperative.

ChristinaJade said...

Andy - It is because the gummint does not come in and dress liberal chicks and comb their hair for them. We all know that liberals, male or female, cannot function without the gummint doing stuff for them. Us conservative chicks have enough work ethic to do our own damn make-up and nails. There fore the whole "conservative chicks are hot" compared to "liberal tree-hugger chicks don't shave."

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