Sunday, September 27, 2009

Um, Are You Cereal? College Gameday Week Four

*You gotta click it to F-E-E-L the insanity.*

May we please just do away with the fact that the College Gameday squad was in State Fucktarded yesterday at a game that had no bearing at all on anything other than to attempt to get tOSU into the BCS Championship Game? Penn State is terrible and they were beaten by a terrible Iowa team that came from 116th to 13th in the frigging country by beating NOBODY. Good Lord, admit it that y'all want Obama (uSCCC) and Biden (tOSU) in the damn game, and then we can move forward.

I am certainly NOT saying that LSU should have moved UP with a win over the HAPLESS We Suck Bulldogs. I told everyone that they should fall TWO with that win. I stand by that statement, but obviously I live in a world that is batshit crazy.

uSCCC barely beat (unranked) Washington State, folks. They moved up FIVE SLOTS!!! with that win. FUCKING CRAZY.

tOSU beat a ridiculously untalented (unranked) Illinois team to oblivion and moved up SIX. Not AS FUCKING CRAZY.

By comparison, the Klansontownville Rebels fell SEVENTEEN SLOTS by losing to the Cocks, a SEC team. Make that make sense. The Klan lost to one of the best twelve teams in the country and fell seventeen slots. Is there ANY possibility that has anything to do with knocking some SEC teams from the top five? From number four to number twenty-one?

Let's just go for broke here. uSCCC and tOSU in the BCS Championship. That is what is destined. The real championship shall be held in Atlanta as it is every year.

Check out Andy's Sunday Morning Quarterback. He ups his winning percentage AGAIN.

Please take the time to comment.

Oh, yeah, CROOM!!!

13 comments:

Staci said...

OU moves up 2 without even playing. Heh, maybe if we don't play for another 4 weeks, we can be #1.

I hear that Miami had a timeline up ending with the OU game, so maybe they made the fatal error of looking right past V-Tech. Kind of like a certain team did down at Dallas against some dudes from Brigham Young...

paul mitchell said...

Staci, that makes more sense than moving uSCCC up with their win.

This poll is nuts.

Skunkfeathers said...

There must have been a bargain basement sale on hallucinagins at the SoCal campus or something...

Howsoever bad Iowa is, THEY BEAT PENN STATE! Woooohoooo! And William & Mary are 4-0!!! Woooohoooo! BsCS, bite me!

(and Paul, I predict you're wrong on the season end match-up...I just can't tell you who will replace the condoms and the bucknuts...but don't discount ol' William & Mary).

Andy said...

Hey man, thanks for the kudos. But my percentage actually dropped.

I made fewer picks...only went with upsets, or potential upsets. If I had gone ahead on and picked "Oklahoma beats Idle," and "Furman beats Compton High," it would have risen a few percentage points.

But the love is appreshunated!

Andy said...

Oh yeah...you are right! If LSU is the 4th best team in the nation, Barry is the 4th smartest retard at the State School.

Skunkfeathers said...

I am ONLY commenting here because of the word verification: peckstr

BWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Andy said...

Skunksy, our Tribe is 4-0, and ranked #5! Actually, LSU had scheduled W & M for the opening game next season...so they must be pretty good.

LSU would not schedule an out-of state patsy. They are obliged to schedule an in-state patsy each season, but that's another story.

LSU had to drop W & M though when they got invited to the Kickoff Classic. I'm glad. I'd be torn betwixt two loyalties.

Texas Shooter said...

This is my first chance to eyeball the polls in-depth, but my time is valuable, so I come here for the hard-hitting College Gameday analysis.

This is got to be the worst poll evah! Years ago I figured that a ranked team losing to an unranked team will drop you consistently NINE positions. Rooting for the Vols will get you plenty of practice with this, trust me.

Penn St loses to a nobody and drops a fair 10 places, but Ole Mess dropped 17 positions for losing to the ole ball coach himself?

That right there, folks, is HATE of the SEC, spelled right out for everyone to see. It doesn't get any plainer than this.

TXMarko

paul mitchell said...

TXMarko, you know it. Seventeen slots for losing to Cocks is nuts. Also, the rate for uSCCC to drop with their loss averaged right at four before the loss to Washington which promptly made the Top 25 with the win. And then got the shit beat of them again.

I cannot keep up.

Andy, instate patsys like Alcorn or JSU? Bwahahahahaha.

And peckstr, I mean Skunkfeathers, that was awesome.

Andy said...

Paul, it is usually either LA Tech, or UL Lafayette. None quite approach the weakness of Alcorn, or Jackson State.

However, there has been a big push to get LSU to schedule a game against Grambling. You know don't you, that Oklahoma State actually played Grambling last Saturday. Nyuk!

LSU has resisted...and has even dropped Tulane from the annual rotation. But one in-state patsy is always expected. I mean, everybody wants a chance to go get their asses whipped in Death Valley at least once.

paul mitchell said...

The Clarion-Ledger just chastised Ole Miss this past week for not scheduling Valley State. Dude, that would end up 600-0. Fah reals.

Skunkfeathers said...

There must have been a bargain basement sale on hallucinagins at the SoCal campus or something...

Howsoever bad Iowa is, THEY BEAT PENN STATE! Woooohoooo! And William & Mary are 4-0!!! Woooohoooo! BsCS, bite me!

(and Paul, I predict you're wrong on the season end match-up...I just can't tell you who will replace the condoms and the bucknuts...but don't discount ol' William & Mary).

paul mitchell said...

The Clarion-Ledger just chastised Ole Miss this past week for not scheduling Valley State. Dude, that would end up 600-0. Fah reals.

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