I have been so utterly harsh on President Wetbrain that I thought that I would run down his list of lifetime accomplishments, too. Just to be fair, you know?
1. He has made it to the ripe old age of 48.92 years old without ever having DONE anything that rose to the height of mediocre!!!
Aaaaaand, that is about it, y'all!
I'll be back later to list some more of his failures from TODAY. UNBIASED!!!
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