Monday, July 12, 2010

Unemployment Benefits are the BESTEST Stimulus

This past week, two of obviously the LARGEST morons ever spawned said the exact same thing. Extending unemployment benefits are the best way to stimulate the economy. Let me say this, "You have to be a ginormous freaking dumbass to even think something so freaking stupid."

Nancy Pelosi said it. There exists no one on Earth that thinks Pelosi is not a ridiculously stupid idiot.

Rachel Maddow said it, too. Maddow has a freaking doctorate in philosophy from Oxford. ALLEGEDLY. She was also a Rhodes Scholar. ALLEGEDLY. Still, she said something that was so unbelievably stupid as to actually prove the need to tear Oxford down and to destroy all evidence that it ever existed. (and to brutally bludgeon anyone that ever allowed Rachel Maddow to receive a degree in ANYTHING.)

Here we have two minute storyboards of how stupid those two idiots are. Click them to see them full screen! It is like magic!

You can actually replace "Paul" with your name if you would like. The gummint makes NOTHING to produce a profit. This could be alleviated if there were actually SPOILS OF WAR, like oil, but no. We only ask for enough ground to bury our dead.

Anyhoo, highly employable people are quickly becoming part of the deadbeat classification because Obamanomics is destroying the wealth of the world. But, those non-working people that have been set in the street by Obamanomics are mainly NOT drawing unemployment benefits, they are normal people that have too much self-respect to take someone elses money.

OH NOES!!! The gummint noticed that I was flush with dust and they want to take it! They have all the guns and I cannot do anything about it. Of course, this is simply a legalized CAR-JACKING!

The gummint then takes the money to wine and dine the folks that have the BIG MONEY to spend on getting these Democrats re-elected! While the deadbeats simply sit around and watch Adult Swim and Sponge Bob Squarepants, while eating Cheetos Puffs and drinking THE KOOL-AID.

Finally, I am reduced to dumpster diving to continue my whiskey habit and find the occasional potato skin. My business fails, no one else is hired, no more TAXABLE income is produced, and I start receiving WELFARE because my gout is not treated anymore by my individually paid-for medical insurance.

All the while, the gummint uses more and more of the money they confiscate to provide more and more office buildings for more and more useless government services like....like....like....well, Hell there are not any more doctors to serve anyone at all, so that ObamaCare thingy? Not so good.

And the deadbeats use their 116 dollars a week for weed and you know, that ain't too taxable. So, since that money is NOT turned over again, except in the criminal world, Hell, the money actually stopped existing for all practical purposes!

Where is the one place that this mentality can lead? It sure as HELL isn't to the point that everyone is wealthy as Hell, huh? But, let's just keep on thinking like the good Progressives do, or think that stating Obamanomics is DUMB AS FUCK is a RAAAAACIST thing.

It is not RAAAAACIST for me, I simply cannot stand anyone that has huge ears and has a Muslim name. (No, Muslim is NOT a race.)

Oh, and if you are so silly to think that unemployment benefits can ever help the economy at all, you probably LOVE LOVE LOVE the minimum wage. Dumbass.

Please take the time to comment.

14 comments:

Andy said...

Nice artwork.

I'm sick of it. It literally makes me ill. Literally.

Boogie said...

I found the visual representation quite helpful...

paul mitchell said...

Thanks y'all, I draw for a living, that is why they are so good.

Herb said...

As far as Nancy, I also think she's a freak of nature, too.
You're not a racist, you're just a stupidist (not -est, for your liberal readers) but I wonder, if there were a race of politicians...

paul mitchell said...

And Herb, since I am a stupidist, that means that I can hate more than half of the entire world. I wish they had to wear hats or something, I want to be able to focus my hate just from appearance.

Herb said...

Well, there's Bill Engvall's idea of making them all wear a sign, of course. Unless they'd all put it on backwards...Well, you know, a lot of 'em do wear signs on their cars, I saw several Obama/Biden bumper stickers this morning and I wanted to ram them. I was smart enough not to, though.

paul mitchell said...

Herb, just give them a couple of days, they'll ram something without any help. Obamabots are not too swuft.

Boogie said...

Herb, I don't ever feel like ramming them, I just sometimes wish I had some Bond-esque missile launchers behind my headlights when I see an Obama/Biden sticker.

Skunkfeathers said...

I thank God each day that Bela Pelosi and Rachel Madcow are LIBTARD bimbos.

That kind of stupidity undermines an entire ideology, and does it anytime their lips move.

Lisa G in NZ said...

I love the stick people!

I also really want to know where one can go dumpster diving for booze: I'm DOWN ON THAT BRO, YEA!

....burp

(just kidding I'm sober and am work and in New Zealand...not necessarily in that order... great post though, cracked me up so that is important)

YOUR POST = A CRACKA

OregonGuy said...

All of your examples are of men. This is sexist.

Please use more triangles in future artwork.
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Staci said...

All the people are red! Racist!

Herb said...

As far as Nancy, I also think she's a freak of nature, too.
You're not a racist, you're just a stupidist (not -est, for your liberal readers) but I wonder, if there were a race of politicians...

Herb said...

Well, there's Bill Engvall's idea of making them all wear a sign, of course. Unless they'd all put it on backwards...Well, you know, a lot of 'em do wear signs on their cars, I saw several Obama/Biden bumper stickers this morning and I wanted to ram them. I was smart enough not to, though.

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