Thursday, October 14, 2010

Well, Wednesday Ain't My Mostest Busiest Traffic Day

The harder I try to figure internet stuff out, the more confusing it gets. Dude, is it really a matter of finding the current hottest chick, adding NUDE to the post title, and then linking a bunch of bikini photos?

OH! It is?!?!?! Why didn't you tell me that nearly six years ago?

A quick bit of site news. I found a referral in my logs that pointed to a site called "Android Boss." Oddly enough, they had hijacked this entire post from us, including the Zemanta links. For some reason, Android Boss is now down and the error says line 24 is fried. Weird.

By the way, if you will let your eyes roam up to the links right under the header, click on FYI-Our Image Policy, and follow along with me:

I don't give a flaming turd if you steal my stuff or not. If you link back, it is certainly appreciated, but seriously I just don't care.

And there you go. I had never had an entire post stolen with images, though. It was awesome.

Also, I put my entire blog on Odiogo playlist today and just listened to computer voice-over guy read what I had written. My writing = FEH. But, go listen to that weird comment that I got the other day!!! The little play button is just under the title.

And ON TO THE BLOGSHOW!!!

Red needs some internet at the crib. Go hit her Pay-Pal that she conveniently placed about seven full pages down the main page. Not to be too much of a jerk, Red, but really, move that damned thing up to about five scroll pages and you'll do better on that. Pull a Stacy McCain, see what happens.

Take a look at where the Pay-Pal is on this new site I added to my reader, Red.

I forgot who the Hell linked this post about the Seven Rules for "Progressives," but it is a good read.

Time says that Obama ain't their boyfriend no more. Didn't that site used to be called "Tiger Beat" or something like that?

GE, the company that owns MSNBC, received 24.9 million in Obama pay-off money. Oddly, they still laid off 18,000 people in 2009. Hinky.

Future and Past Cali governor, Moonbeam Brown, says what would help our economy is more people on welfare and fewer jobs. Moonbeam, Obama has got that plan of action under control, brah.

Then Moonbeam says that he has the police chiefs in his back pocket. Not to mention, he also said that he is not that up to speed being a politician. Man, that learning curve for Democrats must be LONG and SLOW.

Wolf Blitzer says that Delaware Democrat Chris Coons is moderate LIKE Joe FREAKING Biden. In case you do not remember, Joe FREAKING Biden was the THIRD most liberal Senator at the time he was a Senator. Yes, Barry was the MOST liberal.

You know what would help Detroit out of their terrible financial debacle? LIGHT RAIL. (5:47 video)

The Best and the Worst of the Political Ads of the season. Scott Ott, Zo, and Steve Green!!!

And finally, Man v. Dog. Eating contest.

Please take the time to comment.

5 comments:

Dean_L said...

The internet is no easier to figure out than a woman. A non-nude, non-bikini woman at that.

Getting traffic is one thing (admittedly one I can't do all that well), but getting people to keep coming back is another. It's especially tough if you aren't blogging about bikinis, casinos, sports or humor.

I guess it's sort of like what women say about men - all of the good readers are already taken.

Moogie P said...

The Man v. Dog contest is primo funny stuff. Except at the end. Then it has a decided Ewww factor.

And the old Marine who did the essay of 7 rules of progressives is spot on. That anonymous commenter obviously hits the Kool Ade a couple time a day, however.

Women in bikinis? They have to devote too much mental energy to sucking in their abs, and most guys who search for them devote too much energy to other things to remember to come back to visit you. Trust me on this one.

Skunkfeathers said...

Moonbeam and Bela Pelosi drink the same koolaid on welfare being good for the economy. Fewer people workin', the more receivin' welfare. Yup...that's just what Califorlornia needs a big dose of.

paul mitchell said...

Dean, you got that right.

Moogie, I almost died laughing when they switched from human food. Even the dog was not enjoying it.

Skunks, we should just give Cali to the Mexicans and cut them off.

Skunkfeathers said...

Moonbeam and Bela Pelosi drink the same koolaid on welfare being good for the economy. Fewer people workin', the more receivin' welfare. Yup...that's just what Califorlornia needs a big dose of.

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