Friday, May 20, 2005

In Honor of "Sith"

Stolen straight from Beth.......

Your Amazing Yoda Sex Line


"Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"




Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"Wanna play with my 12-inch wookie?"


22 comments:

Oddybobo said...

I can see you now.

Two Dogs said...

Great, I miss you when you're not here.

Oddybobo said...

Oh, and I got: "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby."

Beth said...

heeeheee 12 inch wookie...

soundboyz said...

I don't need NO stinkin' pick up line generator!!!!I am the master of this!!!Check these out!!!!

I can make you feel like Princess Lay-ya!

Hey, how about helping out old Hand Solo?

How about if I show you my light saber?

Wanna hear me breathe like Darth Vader?

I've got plenty if you need some more!!!

Imara said...

I got: "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must." WTH??

Two Dogs said...

Remember Imara, "No glove, no love."

Imara said...

>Remember Imara, "No glove, no love."

Word to Big Bird!

soundboyz said...

> Remember Imara, "No glove, no love."

Isn't that what Michael said to Webster?:(

Two Dogs said...

Whoa, soundboyz, this is a family forum.

soundboyz said...

> Whoa, soundboyz, this is a family forum.

Sorry Two Dogs, it won't happen again!!!

Two Dogs said...

Come on, is that the best you can do? How was Hawaii?

soundboyz said...

More pick up lines!!!!!

May the force be in you.

I'd like to shoot my lazer into your Death Star!!!!!

Repeat after me...I am your father!!!!

Wanna meet Yoda?

soundboyz said...

> Come on, is that the best you can do? How was Hawaii?

Hawaii was great Two Dogs!!!!!The women were wonderful!!!!They kept pointing to me and saying something about "hangin' 10" , but the funny thing was, I don't surf .....The language barrier , you know!!!

Steve B said...

"Hey baby, wanna make the jumpt to light speed?"

"Hey, wanna see my new tattoo-ine?"

"My starship is looking for a port to dock. Wanna be my Mos Eisley?"

"I feel like there's a tractor beam around my heart, drawing me to you. Don't Force me to be without you."

Imara said...

I wonna meet the space chick that actually falls for these corny lines!

soundboyz said...

> I wonna meet the space chick that actually falls for these corny lines!

Someone sounds jealous!!!!:(

soundboyz said...

> Whoa, soundboyz, this is a family forum.

Sorry Two Dogs, it won't happen again!!!

soundboyz said...

More pick up lines!!!!!

May the force be in you.

I'd like to shoot my lazer into your Death Star!!!!!

Repeat after me...I am your father!!!!

Wanna meet Yoda?

soundboyz said...

> I wonna meet the space chick that actually falls for these corny lines!

Someone sounds jealous!!!!:(

Steve B said...

"Hey baby, wanna make the jumpt to light speed?"

"Hey, wanna see my new tattoo-ine?"

"My starship is looking for a port to dock. Wanna be my Mos Eisley?"

"I feel like there's a tractor beam around my heart, drawing me to you. Don't Force me to be without you."

Two Dogs said...

Come on, is that the best you can do? How was Hawaii?

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