Sunday, September 11, 2005

Remember

Remember.

And to help you, I received this e-mail from a friend of mine and knew that it needed my response. Remember who we are dealing with, it is not just Islamic terrorists, it is also the Far-Left that hates this country as much as the Muslims.

A Letter from Michael Moore:

To All My Fellow Americans Who Voted for George W. Bush: (That would be me. Why is this dumbass addressing me?)

On this, the fourth anniversary of 9/11, I'm just curious, how does it feel? (It still feels the same way it did four years ago. I am still f**king p**sed, you dumbass.)

How does it feel to know that the man you elected to lead us after we were attacked went ahead and put a guy in charge of FEMA whose main qualification was that he ran horse shows? (Uh, this e-mail didn't take too long to fall into the abyss, but lets see if I can help you out here. The hurricane was obviously retribution from Allah for the War on Islamic Terrorism, right?)

That's right. Horse shows. (That's right, you're six hundred-fifty pounds of horse manure in a five pound sack.)

I really want to know -- and I ask you this in all sincerity and with all due respect -- how do you feel about the utter contempt Mr. Bush has shown for your safety? C'mon, give me just a moment of honesty. Don't start ranting on about how this disaster in New Orleans was the fault of one of the poorest cities in America. Put aside your hatred of Democrats and liberals and anyone with the last name of Clinton. Just look me in the eye and tell me our President did the right thing after 9/11 by naming a horse show runner as the top man to protect us in case of an emergency or catastrophe. (No, this disaster was the fault of some kind of pressure changes and weather. Were you in New Orleans and threw the world off its axis?)

I want you to put aside your self-affixed label of Republican/conservative/born-again/capitalist/ditto-head/right-winger and just talk to me as an American, on the common ground we both call America. (Okay, you Leftist, Socialist, Fascist, racist, hunk of excrement.)

Are we safer now than before 9/11? When you learn that behind the horse show runner, the #2 and #3 men in charge of emergency preparedness have zero experience in emergency preparedness, do you think we are safer? (Well, are you asking if we have learned to control weather or are you asking if there has been ONE terrorist attack in the United States since your Minutemen attacked us on September 11, 2001? It would be NO on both counts, but I'm sure if we had elected Kerry we would now be able to control hurricanes because he's MAGIC.)

When you look at Michael Chertoff, the head of Homeland Security, a man with little experience in national security, do you feel secure? (Uh, no, because he is a government official not a soldier. Wait, I keep forgeting are we talking about terrorists or controlling Mother Nature?)

When men who never served in the military and have never seen young men die in battle send our young people off to war, do you think they know how to conduct a war? Do they know what it means to have your legs blown off for a threat that was never there? (I am f**king curious, since obviously you are ex-military and have had your legs blown off, which branch? I bet you were a Marine. Ahhhh, you didn't serve? Then why are you any more qualified than those you trash? Doesn't your argument seem somewhat stupid now?)

Do you really believe that turning over important government services to private corporations has resulted in better services for the people? (Yep, I believe it with all my intellect because I know plenty of folks that work for the government and intelligence is not their strong suit.)

Why do you hate our federal government so much? You have voted for politicians for the past 25 years whose main goal has been to de-fund the federal government. Do you think that cutting federal programs like FEMA and the Army Corps of Engineers has been good or bad for America? GOOD OR BAD? (Twenty-five years? You could only be speaking of Ronald Reagan now. Republicans have only controlled Congress for eleven years except for that six months with Jumping Jim on your side. Kinda hurt y'all in that next election too. Damn, you are crazy and dangerous. Have you ever really considered that you might be the dumbest human alive today other than Hillary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, and Harry Reid?)

With the nation's debt at an all-time high, do you think tax cuts for the rich are still a good idea? Will you give yours back so hundreds of thousands of homeless in New Orleans can have a home? (Now is not the time for a lesson in economics, but I do have a couple of primers in my archives that could explain to you money and how it works. And I'm guessing that the enormous tool shed that you have built right above your belt could house the entire island of Cuba and your lunch could feed every man, woman, and child that has been displaced by Katrina. Is this about the terrorist attacks or the hurricane? Man, your movies must suck if they are this disjointed.)

Do you believe in Jesus? Really? Didn't he say that we would be judged by how we treat the least among us? Hurricane Katrina came in and blew off the facade that we were a nation with liberty and justice for all. The wind howled and the water rose and what was revealed was that the poor in America shall be left to suffer and die while the President of the United States fiddles and tells them to eat cake. (Damn, you need a primer in government and religion too? Is there anything that you do know at all?)

That's not a joke. The day the hurricane hit and the levees broke, Mr. Bush, John McCain and their rich pals were stuffing themselves with cake. A full day after the levees broke (the same levees whose repair funding he had cut), Mr. Bush was playing a guitar some country singer gave him. All this while New Orleans sank under water. (Terrorists or hurricane? And you are now taking aim at McCain? See John, don't get in bed with these folks. Your boy Kerry, was sitting in his living room doing lines of coke off the belly of a twelve year old boy. I choose playing guitar to that. And it is equally as relevent.)

It would take ANOTHER day before the President would do a flyover in his jumbo jet, peeking out the widow at the misery 2500 feet below him as he flew back to his second home in DC. It would then be TWO MORE DAYS before a trickle of federal aid and troops would arrive. This was no seven minutes in a sitting trance while children read "My Pet Goat" to him. This was FOUR DAYS of doing nothing other than saying "Brownie (FEMA director Michael Brown), you're doing a heck of a job!" (First things first. You know that Bush wasn't reading My Pet Goat, that was a YOUR MOVIE, dumbass. And there was NOTHING factual in it, you are the only one that believes it. And you also know that the Federal Government can do nothing until the Governor declares a state of emergency. Bush actually asked Blanco to give him control of the evacuation process on Friday BEFORE the hurricane and she refused.)

My Republican friends, does it bother you that we are the laughing stock of the world? (You being the laughing stock of the world tickles me no end. Your loyal followers are the most uninformed people in the world. Try to have a conversation with them and all you hear is the whistling noise of vaccum in their collective heads.)

And on this sacred day of remembrance, do you think we honor or shame those who died on 9/11/01? If we learned nothing and find ourselves today every bit as vulnerable and unprepared as we were on that bright sunny morning, then did the 3,000 die in vain? (Uh, no more terrorist attacks since that time. Are you still trying to make the hurricane tie in with Islamic terrorists? Sorry, I just don't understand Moronese.)

Our vulnerability is not just about dealing with terrorists or natural disasters. We are vulnerable and unsafe because we allow one in eight Americans to live in horrible poverty. We accept an education system where one in six children never graduate and most of those who do can't string a coherent sentence together. The middle class can't pay the mortgage or the hospital bills and 45 million have no health coverage whatsoever. (Look dumbass, without the one in six never graduating you would have no audience. Thank Allah that there are stupid people in this world and they spend enough on your crap to keep you in Chili-Cheese fries. And there have been no coherent sentences in this e-mail. Remember that there must be the plot cohesion to tie all the events together. No wonder your movies suck.)

Are we safe? Do you really feel safe? You can only move so far out and build so many gated communities before the fruit of what you've sown will be crashing through your walls and demanding retribution. Do you really want to wait until that happens? Or is it your hope that if they are left alone long enough to soil themselves and shoot themselves and drown in the filth that fills the street that maybe the problem will somehow go away? (As long as people of your ilk have no chance of getting elected, I FEEL safe. Then again, I do have an arsenal at the house.)

I know you know better. You gave the country and the world a man who wasn't up for the job and all he does is hire people who aren't up for the job. You did this to us, to the world, to the people of New Orleans. Please fix it. Bush is yours. And you know, for our peace and safety and security, this has to be fixed. What do you propose? (Look here chief, you DO NOT know me. I am your kryptonite. When anyone compares my ideas with yours, they ALWAYS choose my way. You have never won over anyone that is an achiever or a producer. And I don't remember you being from New Orleans. Is that kinda like the fable that you are from Flint? Why not tell your minions where you were really born? They wouldn't believe it even if you told them.)

I have an idea, and it isn't a horse show. (Yep, you missed two letters there. It's HORSE SH**.)

Yours, (I love you, too, you tool.)
Michael Moore

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