Excerpt from an actual conversation:
Her: You know what I want to do?
Me: Worry the ever-loving crap outta me?
Her: No, I was thinking that we would go out on the deck, lay in the sun, and talk.
Me: Yippee! I thought that it would be some exercise in futility. Damn, was I wrong.
Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V