Romance - The Two Dogs Way Ongoing Saga Part VI

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Her: You know what I want to do?

Me: Worry the ever-loving crap outta me?

Her: No, I was thinking that we would go out on the deck, lay in the sun, and talk.

Me: Yippee! I thought that it would be some exercise in futility. Damn, was I wrong.

Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V