Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Uh, Okay, You Lost a Fourteen Point Lead

Last night, my alma mater played a game called basketball in the NIT Tournament. The team, or rather the coach, failed to recognize that there is a pretty big court out there and to actually win a game, you need to use the whole damn court.

Rick, these are kids playing basketball, they are obviously not the sharpest tools in the shed. That is where you, the damn coach, comes in. When someone as stupid as me can realize that every last play is geared to one little quadrant of the court, I can put my five guys there to stop your stupid play.

Well, maybe next year we can eek back into the loser's tournament and maybe get to within a game of the championship again. And if we would happen to win, we would be the 65th ranked team in the country! That's awesome!

And again, before anyone starts screaming "RACISM" about my comment insulting baskbetball players' intelligence, I am also talking about football players too. "Ooooo, you played college football? That's great, can I have my latte now?"

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