Monday, June 09, 2008

Two Dogs Wields the Cluebat

Since we have determined that citizens of the United States are morons and George W. Bush and his cronies have screwed up the gas prices for everyone here, I decided to look at what a gallon of gas costs in all of the places where Chimpy is not ruining the economy. Know what? His power knows no bounds at all. He has singlehandedly destroyed the economy in every place in the world and their plight is twice as bad as here in our country (held hostage until January).

HERE is a table that shows a comparison of gas prices, weekly, since 1996. This table compares the price per gallon of the US, Belgium, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, and the UK. You know, basically the places where white people live. You know, the only places in the world that have the capacity to use petroleum products. They do not show Darfur, Mexico, Panama, China, Kenya, or similar countries because those people are true morons and would blow up their country if they had fire, which they do not. (Please pay particular attention to around 11/06 until the present.)

UPDATE: I just noticed that the linked table keeps going offline, so HERE is the parent page with plenty of other pricing for oil and gasoline. Also, HERE is a graph of those prices. Yes, the US is the one at the very bottom.

Notice anything funny about the prices? Lemme help. In every country listed, the price per gallon is over twice as high as it is here in the United States. Know what else is funny? The other countries listed do NOT have the per capita income that we enjoy in the United States. What does that tell you, Moonbeam? Whip out that degree in sixteenth century poetry and figger out the important issue.

THEY MAKE LESS THAN WE DO AND PAY TWICE AS MUCH FOR GASOLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As of June 2, 2008, the average price of gasoline in the US is four dollars, twenty cents ($4.20) per gallon. The next closest price per gallon is in the United Kingdom, where they pay eight dollars, seventy-four cents ($8.74) per gallon. Thank Allah, Barry McStupiddumbshit will be President in January, maybe He can straighten that unfairness out for everyone.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

And if you need any further proof that Barry is a complete moron, go HERE.

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