Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Taking Them at their Word

I am what is known in the world as a problem solver. That is what I do, I put out fires and make sure that they do not start back up again. That trait is NOT my superpower, but it is a huge part of my demeanor and psychological makeup.

Politicans tell us all kinds of stuff that we want to hear, for the smart people, they say that they want low taxes and dead Muslims, for the stupid 48% of our country, they say that they want good jobs, universal healthcare, a living wage, blah, blah, blah. You know the drill, stuff that has nothing to do with government.

I have devised the exact way to defeat the Party of the Morons at everything that they propose. The idiotic "Separation of Church and State."

To get any type of answer from a Moron, you have to bait them into saying what they think that you want to hear, like this, "Senator McStupididiot, why do you think that the government should provide 'free' healthcare to the poor folks?"

If they are honest, they have to say, "Because the only way that I can get elected is to bribe stupid people." And if they are dishonest, which they will almost always be, they will say, "Because the BIBLE says that we should reach out to those less fortunate than ourselves."

IF that is the reason given for Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, food stamps, free government subsidized housing, universal healthcare, insert endless list of bullshit here, then I say that all of those programs are in strict violation of the "Separation of Church and State."

Man, we need to get the ACLU in on this one. Good idea, huh?

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