Friday, July 11, 2008

The Unemployed Stage a Protest

Today is a curious day in our nation's lifeline, with morons forming lines outside of retail outlets in preparation for the Moron National Convention to be held in Denver starting August 25, 2008. Readiness is key.

Seen sporting humongous pluggy things in their ears and wielding their parent's credit cards, wearing clothing that strippers would be embarrassed to wear, sandpoundingly stupid humans have been waiting in line to purchase the newest form of proof of no intelligent life left remaining on the globe.

For reals, yo, if you are standing outside of your local wireless store, waiting to purchase a new iphone, from this point forward, you are prohibited from reproducing. I mean it.



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