Thursday, November 13, 2008

Breaking News - That Obama Thing was all a CON JOB!

Ho-leee sheeee-it, we've been had!

In a devastating blow to millions of unsuspecting Americans, newly elected president and international con man Barack Obama fled the country Wednesday with nearly $85 million in campaign funds.

I always knew there was something fishy about that Obama guy! Fled the country, he did! With your MONEY!

But, in good news, for those people that were not stupid enough to give money to the con artist, the Dow rallied upon hearing this information to close UP 552.59.

Good friggin' riddance.

Please take the time to comment.

5 comments:

Katie Chase said...

All you have left are fantasies--all made up goofy stuff.

Desperate.

But understandable--when no one cares about you anymore, you have to act nutsy to get attention.

Two Dogs said...

It's called "The Onion," moron. Get in the handout line for a fucking sense of humor.

Geez, y'all are the most unfunny people in the world, it matches your glaring lack of intelligence.

A Two-fer!

Skunkfeathers said...

Katie prolly ain't never heard of the Onion, and would try to ban it for offending someone, if she ever does.

What a ditz.

Actually, TD, it's a great dream, but I fear you're wrong: he'll hang around and nail us for a good deal more than $85 mil.

Erik Grow said...

Hahhah! You'll be laughing even harder if Obama manages to reverse the damage and gets even more than 365 electoral votes next time. That is funny though! Satire is good. Highly under-appreciated. Who's gonna win in "footbaw"? Hah.

Two Dogs said...

If he survives this first term without being impeached, Erik, I doubt that he will win the second go around, he is just too damn corrupt. The media is actually starting to report on his corruption now, and he still has to show his birth certificate to the Supreme Court on December first. Not only that, his Selective Service registration appears to be kinda forged. Debbie Schlussel broke that this morning. Obama is in a world of shit and is not yet the president-elect, either, you know.

There is still a very good chance that he is not even a citizen, won't that be a damn hoot! Riots, oh yeah, baby. Lefties with guns? Not so much.

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