Monday, February 23, 2009

The Movie Awards Thingy

I had to drop Big Hollywood from my reader tonight because there was obviously some movie awards happening and they were live blogging. I just checked it out on the headline news.

There was a television program on tonight where they gave away an Oscar (sp?) for like movie greatness or something. Let's check those awards out, okay?

The one that won Best Picture was a movie called "Slumlord Dog." Never heard of it, is it another ridiculous thing by that guy that did "Boyz in Da Hood?"

Sean Penn won an award for portraying that gay councilman in San Francisco. Why would anyone make a movie about that? I would assume that Penn won the award for dumbest moron to ever wear pants.

The corpse of Heath Ledger won an award for being in "The Dark Knight." I actually SAW that movie and cannot even remember seeing him in it.

And a woman that has a weird face won Best Actress. HERE's a photo of her. I have never laid eyes on her in my entire life. She was in a movie called "The Reader." Never heard of it or HER.

Wait, on that picture page, it says the movie that won the Best Picture award was "Slumdog Millionaire." That title makes less sense than the one that I said up at the top of this post. The spell checker can't even make it right. Dumb name for a movie. What in the Hell is a "slumdog?"

Wow, movies must really be getting bad. Thank goodness that I can read and don't have to watch them anymore.

Who in the world votes on these awards? Actors or some other morons?

Please take the time to comment.

2 comments:

christinajade said...

as far as waste of time thingys go, award shows are right up there with beauty pageants.

and speeches by the algore.

christinajade said...

as far as waste of time thingys go, award shows are right up there with beauty pageants.

and speeches by the algore.

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