Thursday, July 16, 2009

One Word Linkdump

Yesterday, we had an outage of webnettube that extended into EIGHT FRIGGIN' HOURS. I could not retrieve e-mails or any data with my phone, either. Mexican Terrorists (undocumented workers to the idiots) had dug a tunnel through our perimeter and had severed a fiber-optic cable that serves the intelligence wing of the compound. Luckily, they were captured and destroyed.

Define DESTROYED: given amnesty in the reinforced concrete hideout, free "healthcare," free college education, free food, free housing, a Boggle board game, and a pinata. We now call our new friends, "Antique Farm Equipment."

Today, I broke one half of the innahblarx and could not get posts through The Google Reader. So, when I first started reading, I had in excess of 1000 posts to read. I kinda cheated. By the way, Christina Jade broke the other half of the netgoreweb.

So, since there has been an actual lag of posting for two days that was only interrupted by the high quality writing of that smartass, Classical Liberal, I am giving a one word linkdump. If you LURVE the word, click the link, if you HATE the word, click the link. PRO-CHOICE!!!!

Let's get with it.

CHANGE! (Quit it! I know what you are thinking. Click it.)

ChaMge?

Blaxploitation!

Lt. Worf! (A proper noun counts as one word! New rules!)

Non-ir-in-unprecedented! (To HELL with rules!)

LIES!!!!!!!

GhettoDoctabulous!

AnitidisestablishmentSEXatarianism!

PrompterCIDE!

Obama-UniCakes!

Uberpukeness!

Catho-Demostitution!

Velociraptor!

Palin-tage!

HOMO-marketing! (Insert inappropriate Uncle Ned joke here.)

Colonoscopy!

Alibi-o-graph!

Ewwww! A SISSY!!!!


Thirty Ways to Create Twittah Groups.

Microsoft Office 2010 is BUGGY or NOT. SHOCKA!

Google renders your brand spanking new iPhone GHEY and obsolete. This gives me great joy.

Please take the time to comment.

8 comments:

Andy said...

Paul' los vecinos de le causaron muchos problemas!

It looks like Christina did her part to screw things up, too!

Man, I'm trying hard to watch the videos, and hit the links...but we finally got HUGE thunderstorms coming through...glorious heavy rain...and I tried for 10 minutes to look at the video of the African chick 'splaining to the CNN guy that Bush could do the hokey-pokey better than BozoBama.

I'm getting back to it later...once the weather settles down...and I've slept. I did pick up enough of the video of BarackO' being snubbed to realize that he finally figured it out, and decided to act like he was introducing a protege, and not REALLY looking for a handshake. What a waste of oxygen.

Hope this goes through...lightning flashing...thank God!

paul mitchell said...

My neighbors are generally not much trouble, in fact Dewayne cuts my grass, but those DAMN MEXICANS!!!!

Send the rain on, Andy, it has rained every day here this week, and we need it bad, too.

christinajade said...

Yes, I broke it. And I ENJOYED breaking it! DANGIT! :)

I shall not sleep properly for a MONTH after seeing nekkid cartoony Obamas. That was just scary. It has also killed any appetite I ever had for pancakes.

By the way, are hyphenated words TECHNICALLY a single word? Thegoogle gives mixed answers on that one. Hmmm...

Andy said...

Paul, I just figured the Mexican terrorists were your neighbors. I forgot that you live in one of those fancy hoods, unlike me...

paul mitchell said...

CJ, see the disclaimer under link number four and then the addendum under link number five. I think we covered the legalities there.

Andy, I do have a Mexican "couple" that moved in just up the street. The first thing that they did, was remove every single tree on their property and oddly, there are 16 brand spanking new cars parked there every night. The trees kinda took up parking space. I think that might be a large family!

Andy said...

Paul, I just figured the Mexican terrorists were your neighbors. I forgot that you live in one of those fancy hoods, unlike me...

christinajade said...

Yes, I broke it. And I ENJOYED breaking it! DANGIT! :)

I shall not sleep properly for a MONTH after seeing nekkid cartoony Obamas. That was just scary. It has also killed any appetite I ever had for pancakes.

By the way, are hyphenated words TECHNICALLY a single word? Thegoogle gives mixed answers on that one. Hmmm...

paul mitchell said...

CJ, see the disclaimer under link number four and then the addendum under link number five. I think we covered the legalities there.

Andy, I do have a Mexican "couple" that moved in just up the street. The first thing that they did, was remove every single tree on their property and oddly, there are 16 brand spanking new cars parked there every night. The trees kinda took up parking space. I think that might be a large family!

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