Monday, October 05, 2009

Drive-By Blogging - A Hit-N-Run Post

Deddy just took on still more work for which to NOT GET PAID, so this shall be a quick one. If you have a blog, run back to your place and link this post to keep the Pay-Pal cheese rolling in here. Remember, I blog for the MONEY.**

And it appears that I might be needing some more money, since the Barry White House has decided to sue us into submission. I think that I am about to make a run to the border to stay two steps ahead of these shake-down artists. Seriously, steel imports fell 76% in August alone, folks, but "the recession is OVAH!!!!" Good Lord, they are friggin' stupid.

The next thing you know, Charles Schumer is going to get elected to some powerful position. HUH?!?!?! Who the fuck did that stupid shit?!?!?!?! Oh! NOES!!!!!

Well, luckily manufacturing volume is picking up. Today is contrarian day, time to celebrate.

And thank goodness that someone is FINALLY talking about how bad minimum wage increases are on unemployment. If memory serves, someone brought that up MONTHS YEARS AGO. (Seven solid pages of posts on The Google search, amazing!)

I am certainly glad that exports are about to pick up. You know, when the internet leaves the United States. Barry lost the internet, people!!! We lost the friggin' internet!!!

But, our illustrious leader is a genius, he must have a plan. Maybe his plan is contained in these videos. These videos where he shows how smart he is.

Thank goodness that he is so very smart. That might come in handy when all of the indictments start coming down. In case you forgot, all Democrats are criminals. That is the first rule of Moron Club.

Stacy McCain unleashes on the new project that I plan on undertaking. Methinks that he is overreacting, Janeane will be just fine after I am through. Really. Trust me.

Morons on Parade reacts to the Saturday Night Live skit about Barry accomplishing Jack and Squat
. Honestly, I did not think that the skit was funny.

Last but not least, Barry assembles the largest contingent of malpractice doctors ever collected in one place. The unofficial name of this gathering was "Loser Convention." Everyone called it that. I promise.

Please take the time to comment.

**Seriously, if you are going to financially support this blog, we do have a method for receiving cash that involves an ancient voodoo ritual, a swamp, a shovel, and some other stuff. If you want the instructions, send me an e-mail written in the special code that has been sent to all regular readers of this blog. Add the subject line, "(Dead) Tommy 5 lurves the Tubesteak!!!" to make sure it is delivered to the right place.

5 comments:

Andy said...

HA! The only thing missing from the Doctors parading on the White House Lawn was the pointy hats. If I was halfway decent at Photoshop, I'd create a massah-piece.

And trust me, I am not brown-nosing here Paul...I much prefer your Barfaffalo post to McCain's. In fact, I laughed about it again this morning...as irreverent as it was...and as many folks as I know, and love with Parkinson's (and bad tattoos)...I am still chuckling.

Just the thought of Little Dog with a bamboo cane in hand (no doubt having learned from the master), and flash cards...aaaaaahhhhh...

paul mitchell said...

Andy, Little Dogs mama's Paw has Parkinson's. Simply awesome dude, great guy. He makes a mean, mean, mean milkshake, too. But, you sure as Hell do not want him arming explosives.

I also e-mailed Janeane's publicist to see if she would agree to reprogramming. I'll keep y'all up to date on that.

Skunkfeathers said...

Dude, if you can get Janeane reprogrammed into a useful human being with a brain that actually works, I am so voting for you in '12 to replace the blight that's screwing the pooch now.

You do that, dang...you IS da Massa!

Andy said...

HA! The only thing missing from the Doctors parading on the White House Lawn was the pointy hats. If I was halfway decent at Photoshop, I'd create a massah-piece.

And trust me, I am not brown-nosing here Paul...I much prefer your Barfaffalo post to McCain's. In fact, I laughed about it again this morning...as irreverent as it was...and as many folks as I know, and love with Parkinson's (and bad tattoos)...I am still chuckling.

Just the thought of Little Dog with a bamboo cane in hand (no doubt having learned from the master), and flash cards...aaaaaahhhhh...

paul mitchell said...

Andy, Little Dogs mama's Paw has Parkinson's. Simply awesome dude, great guy. He makes a mean, mean, mean milkshake, too. But, you sure as Hell do not want him arming explosives.

I also e-mailed Janeane's publicist to see if she would agree to reprogramming. I'll keep y'all up to date on that.

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