Wednesday, February 17, 2010

And A New Day Dawns

I have been looking forward to today for a little over twenty years. It got here, it took its toll, and it has almost passed. What a freaking relief.

My moron kid is gone for good. I seriously could not be happier and there is no pining for him. But, the mistakes that I made parenting were glaringly evident today. I sheltered the kid too much. Without my instruction, that boy could not have figured out how to get on a damned plane. Yeah, I made huge mistakes and I see it all too clearly now.

Right now I envision a future for him of his superiors screaming directly into his face stuff like, "Good Lord, Mitchell, I do believe that you are retarded!" And I saw it first hand today. I am so ashamed.

This leads nicely into the mindset that consumes me. I must control everything that I touch. I am overbearing, too demanding of myself and others, too aggressive, and I like it that way. However, I have a tendency to crush those that I care about with the rigidity. I know it, but there is little I can do to stop that other than warn everyone that gets close to me. "Hey buddy, wear a cup, mmmmkay?"

I am pretty sure that my attitude and demeanor is why I push back so hard against the oppression that comes from the federal, state, and local governments. I simply do NOT want them telling me what to do. And when they do, I try to do the exact opposite. When you couple this mentality of mine with the fact that we have the very least that we have ever had running the show, we got some danged trouble.

I mean really, what kind of special idiot thinks that taking money from the people that earn it, then filtering it through a bureaucracy known for corruption and incompetence, then giving the spoils to people that do not work or produce a damned thing, is a FRIKKIN' GOOD IDEA? Seriously, we elected these buffoons? (Hat Tip: Classicaliberal)



Happy Anniversary Stimulus!

If you watched that, you saw that there was nearly one hundred pounds of bullshit in a five pound sack. To go through it line by line would take a lifetime. Since the "Stimulus Bill" inched over the EIGHT HUNDRED BILLION DOLLAR mark, here's what we have; a net loss of three million jobs, unemployment at nearly TWENTY PERCENT (not 10%, because there are people that have exhausted their unemployment), increasing gasoline costs, a wildly unstable dollar, the Japanese and Chinese vying for top US creditor, Joe FREAKING Biden opening his cakehole to let the lunacy out, and the list goes on and on and on. The transparency comment (rushed through, little debate) or the no earmarks statement (nearly 1000) are especially laughable. Folks, Barry Obama is a lying sack of shit BUFFOON. Never in the history of our great REPUBLIC (the United States is NOT a democracy) have we ever elected someone that is as astoundingly moronic as this dude. He gives imbeciles a bad reputation.

"The dog, so far, at least, hasn't barked." This must come from the very same tattered old cliche handbook as that old saw, "Wee-weed up."

The Mayor has Green Shoots and Leaves.

So what do we do to correct the overwhelming mistake of electing still more Democrats and their hideously WRONG ideology? Well, of course we have to vote them out at every chance and elect responsible representatives that do not want to rob us blind. We elect people that have the good sense that G_d gave a dog at least.

In Mississippi, the very first state to operate in the black, back when Captain Kirk was governor and we still had a Democrat State House (which we still do), we cut the ever loving crap out of spending. We did NOT raise taxes, we slashed government programs, while still adding JOBS. Our welfare rolls were cut in an all out effort to get things under control after four years of Ray Mabus. In a BIZARRE turn of events, Moron Ray is now my kid's head honcho as Secretary of the Navy. Yes, Ray served in the Navy for a fleeting moment from 1971-1972. What is that? A whole friggin' year? Now, a man that was too unqualified to lead the poorest state in the nation, and has never accomplished a danged thing, is my kid's boss. Ah, the irony.

Look, the current government is totally incompetent. You cannot dispute this with anything even remotely associated with facts, but that is always the case when you elect Democrats. You get LOSERS.

These people do not even possess a marginal skill that would allow them to come up with any idea that did not include taking money from people that earned it and giving it to people that didn't. David Hampton, the Op-Ed editor of the Clarion-Ledger, has now called for increasing taxes on people that are employed for eleven straight weeks. How much is enough, sir?

Well, we probably need to break open the piggy bank because we, in the occupied territories of Mississippi, just took on another TOWN to raise. The fun part about Okolona being decimated is that Democrats are 100% to blame for Okolona's ruined economy. Democrats with their minimum wage laws and their NON-PRODUCING unions destroyed the domestic furniture business and in the process, destroyed Okolona. That is ALWAYS the case when Democrats are elected. ALWAYS, it is without fail, too. Weird, huh? As an aside, I wonder why the teachers unions could not pay for running this failing school district instead of financing a murderous regime in Zimbabwe. What can you even say to that?

Can someone puh-leeze point me to a single reason why the Democrat Party is not dead and buried one hundred times over? It is just terribly difficult for me to understand that there could exist a single person that would speak to a Democrat, much less vote for one. Can we take a quick look back at the last time that we had a Democrat President and a Democrat Congress? It only took two years to throw Congress out on its ass, of course, we re-elected Bill Clinton like idiots. Now, his moron wife is Secretary of State. That fucking idiot is the outside sales staf for the United States of America! And she hates our country!

But the time before Clinton, when we had Jimmuh Carter, we kept the Democrat Congress and got into such a mess that it took almost ten years of Republican executive experience to dig us out. Jimmuh also let Muslim terrorism explode.

Weird, this new stuff, with the students rioting in the streets of Iran, does not give me the same heebie-jeebies as when Jimmuh was in office. But, oddly, Jimmuh's incompetence and political correctness (the religion of Democrats) wound up giving us a TSA that makes cripple kids take off their leg braces to board a plane. The CHILD was FOUR YEARS OLD!!! That is the mentality of a Democrat. Do NOT insult someone that will saw your friggin' head off, better get the little child instead.

How do they top making small children remove MEDICAL items that help them function? Well, they remove the very thing from that child's life that allows him to actually live. The Democrats have undertaken the ruining of our medical services. Instead of taking the Democrats at face value and checking out their data from the WHO, a United Nations study, lets offer a good idea that will put a hold on bad Democrat ideology. There are a myriad of different plans that just might do something to save individuals money. The Democrats' plan is NOT one of those. There has been no accounting study of the proposed plan that has said it would decrease costs or increase quality. Every study has said that the plan would INCREASE costs and DECREASE quality. What kind of idiot would want that? Barry Obama, Joe FREAKING Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and the rest of the Democrats that will EXCLUDE themselves for participation. Wait?!?!?! They are going to exclude themselves from participation? Yeppers, that is the plan, y'all.

Do you want a final kick in the head on "healthcare?" The study done by the WHO, which is a body that has a sole purpose of government run medical services, uses data compiled by the United Nations. If my memory is correct, there is another moonbat "science" debate going on right now involving the United Nations.

Anthropomorphic Global Warming has been in the forefront of everyone's mind for years. The primary study was produced by "scientists" hand-picked by the United Nations. Do you want a little tidbit of what passes for "science" if you are a leftist?

How about AGW causes less AND more fog on San Francisco Bay? A allegedly natural occurrence causes diametrically opposing things? WOW! That is more amazing than Howie Mandel with a surgical glove!

Seriously, what happened to the sane people on this planet and how do I get to where they are hiding? And leave us alone, we are armed to the teeth.

Please take the time to comment.

15 comments:

ChristinaJade said...

Pffft. You're proud of the offspring and you know it. :)

Since you brought up the subject of the Clintons...we all know Bill had his heart chopped on last week, and a day-ish later Hillary is off jaunting around the globe as the Sec of State. That in itself should say something about what kind of woman she is. She's the freaking SoS of the US, I'm sure she could have taken at least a couple days off to make sure poor Billy Boy was ok. BUT! As a liberal progressive feminist type person, she is anti-family, therefore she is selfish.

And Bill probably had a hot nurse at home anyway. Cigar, anyone?

Skunkfeathers said...

Bill was serenading his nurses with "will you be my HU-MI-DOR?".

San Francisco fog is easily 'splained:

Democraps talking = fog
Democraps shut up = little/no fog

If your son's now working for Ray Mabus, tell your son NOT to listen to Mabus if Mabus tries to 'splain what that "big boat thang out thar on th' pond" is...

Andy said...

Dude, I'm proud of your boy. E-mail me a picture of the boy for my "Salute" post, would ya'? If you don't want to, that's cool...but I'm gonna make note of his service anyway.

Thanks for the tip on the 4-year-old terrorist...story stolen.

I knew Mabis was the Sec. of the Navy. But I didn't know he ever served. I didn't think we had "don't ask, don't tell" back when he was in there. Hmmmm....

MUD said...

Salute to all those serving in uniform. I think all our children need to go through the training so they will appreciate what they have out here in the real world. Let there be no doubt that the American voters are starting to realize who the enemy is. The Dems are leaving early rather than lose to Republicans. Jimm'a Carter was one of the worst Presidents until Bill Clinton played with an Intern. I don't blame Hillary for not coming home.
MUD

Disgruntled said...

So now I have more military experience than the Commander in Chief and the Secretary of Navy.

Why don't I have one of these awesome jobs? Oh yes I remember, I have me some of that work ethic.

Patrick Joubert Conlon said...

Paul, you must be proud of your son. Congratulations to both of you.

You wrote: "I must control everything that I touch. I am overbearing, too demanding of myself and others, too aggressive, and I like it that way. However, I have a tendency to crush those that I care about with the rigidity."

Oh, I know all about that. Only now in my geezerhood, am I mellowing out. It doesn't help being a single father (or mother), as we both were. It's a lot of pressure.

paul mitchell said...

Dis, if you ever touched a rifle you have more military experience than the president. If you ever carried your wife's purse, you have more than Mabus. Seriously.

Patrick, if I had it to do all over again, I think I would have let that danged boy starve to death as much as that boy embarrassed me on Wednesday. No lie.

Coffee Bean said...

Paul,

You are a say it like you see it Dude. There's good and bad that comes along with that. I tend to sugar coat... good and bad comes along with that too. I appreciate reading your opinions on things because I don't have to guess where you are coming from. I imagine you could be hard to live with in some ways.. but I'm sure you are hard to live without in others.

And... ummmm... kids embarrass their parents. Been there, done that, still doing that. Those moments suck. Your boy is going to make you proud. And, if your boy has kids, those grandbabies of yours will pay him back big time!

paul mitchell said...

CB, my boy and I were sitting in the MEPS center in Jackmalia waiting for his next meeting before going to Great Lakes, I had to tell him five times to sit up that he was at WORK. It was like sitting there with a homeless bum on the sidewalk, seriously. I wanted to beat him in front of everyone. It has been too long since I pounded on him. My failure was all too apparent.

Coffee Bean said...

Oh Puhleeze Paul... He was on his way to Basic Training, right? You can bet he's not the only one. They'll whip him into shape. In fact, he might just be in his bunk right now crying out to Almighty God!

Seriously, I've thought about writing the military to see if we could send our boy for Basic Training even though he's ineligible for service (asthma... which is stupid because he's an athlete and is in better shape than kids without asthma).

paul mitchell said...

CB, twelve inches of snow yesterday, I know he is crying out to God right now. And on your boy, just buy him a ticket to O'Hare and tell him to see the USO when he gets there, they'll get him to Great Lakes.

paul mitchell said...

CB, twelve inches of snow yesterday, I know he is crying out to God right now. And on your boy, just buy him a ticket to O'Hare and tell him to see the USO when he gets there, they'll get him to Great Lakes.

Patrick Joubert Conlon said...

Paul, you must be proud of your son. Congratulations to both of you.

You wrote: "I must control everything that I touch. I am overbearing, too demanding of myself and others, too aggressive, and I like it that way. However, I have a tendency to crush those that I care about with the rigidity."

Oh, I know all about that. Only now in my geezerhood, am I mellowing out. It doesn't help being a single father (or mother), as we both were. It's a lot of pressure.

Andy said...

Dude, I'm proud of your boy. E-mail me a picture of the boy for my "Salute" post, would ya'? If you don't want to, that's cool...but I'm gonna make note of his service anyway.

Thanks for the tip on the 4-year-old terrorist...story stolen.

I knew Mabis was the Sec. of the Navy. But I didn't know he ever served. I didn't think we had "don't ask, don't tell" back when he was in there. Hmmmm....

paul mitchell said...

CB, my boy and I were sitting in the MEPS center in Jackmalia waiting for his next meeting before going to Great Lakes, I had to tell him five times to sit up that he was at WORK. It was like sitting there with a homeless bum on the sidewalk, seriously. I wanted to beat him in front of everyone. It has been too long since I pounded on him. My failure was all too apparent.

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