As most of y'all know, I have had a couple of headbutt run-ins with Comcast that has left my interwebz kinda intermittent. Hopefully, that is in the past. I do now have WIRELESS interblarq at my house. After a solid month. They has still yet to bury the cable in my yard, though. I am kinda freaked out that they didn't just hook directly into the existing cable in my house though. The new cable comes into the crib less than eight inches away from the one that was already here. Strange.
But, since this has turned into a "political" blog instead of the humor blog that it has always been, I had to back up and try to refocus on the things that we originally set out to accomplish. Anyhoo, on to the bashing of the Retarded President...
Oh, his sport is basketball? Having only marginally played the game for a relatively short time, I would stuff the ball down his pencil neck throat over and over again. Barry Obama is a punk. He is the guy that leans against the lamppost outside the malt liquor bar and screams sexual obscenities at the young men that flounce by. A punk with no intellectual curiosity and a negative curve of upper body strength.
Let's check in on the happenings since we last spoke.
Food Stamp usage, a patently unconstitutional idiotic program, has increased by THIRTY PERCENT since The Moron was inaugurated. Surprised? You shouldn't be. This is exactly what happens when Democrats are elected. EVERY TIME.
By the way, according to President Dipshit, the FUTURE of electrical power is the technology from over 150 years ago. Again, this is not surprising. Democrats do not understand math, history, language, or science. Barry refuses to look into the REALITY of wind power. And in the off chance that Barry is having someone with an IQ exceeding 40 read this blog post to his dumb ass, here is some actual DATA for normal people to peruse.
By the way, Barry is doing EXACTLY what Jimmy Carter did thirty years ago. His concept is to cross his fingers and HOPE really hard that something CHANGES that allows us to refuse to deal with reality. In case you are wondering what Barry will be doing in thirty years, he will probably be heading to the places that HATE HATE HATE the United States IF the US survives four years of Barry.
And do you actually realize why the "Progressives" want to return to camel transportation and powering our lives with cow turds? It is because of their "faith" in global warming. No, I have no clue how "Progressives" survive a normal day when they are so absolutely stupid as to defy all possibility of them surviving a bath. They are so stupid that we had to start putting tags on electrical appliances so "Progressives" would not bathe with the toaster.
On the economy front, the very thing that everyone knew was happening four years ago, is finally getting airplay. Lemme just say, anyone that did not know that increasing minimum wage by almost fifty percent was going to have a calamitous effect on our economy doesn't need to leave the insane asylum.
Here's the shorter version of Barry's plan for the economy. It is hard to get around the point that Barry really doesn't understand that money COMES FROM SOMEWHERE. But, remember, Barry is the SMARTEST "Progressive." That means that he is an idiot.
Oh! Look at the comparison of the media coverage of W. Bush and President Moonbat. In case you are unaware, unemployment has increased by forty percent with President Changy McDumbass and gas has doubled.
Now, some simple observations on where to save some tax money. There are currently about 150MM people working in this country. We are carrying the load for a total of 330MM people, PLUS about 40MM illegal Mexicans, the majority of whom collect WELFARE. The "Progressives" say that those criminal Mexicans come here to work, but nothing could be further from the truth, they come here because they are criminal freeloaders.
There is a looming government shutdown coming today if the DC idiots do not figure out how to get blood from a turnip. Even the Republicans are proposing MORE spending. Now, keep in mind, this is the BUDGET FROM LAST YEAR. The budget that was never passed with a FULLY Democrat Congress and President Dumbo in charge. To blame this shutdown on Republicans is DISHONEST.
But, in good news, Paul Ryan, the mancrush of all normal people, has decided to be an honest, responsible adult and release a REAL BUDGET for 2012.
Dan Mitchell, no relation, on the Ryan plan v. the Obama stupidity.
Goldstein on the Ryan plan.
Marathon Pundit has the Ryan budget video, which is almost pr0n to normal people.
Also in the good news, the 1099 economy-crushing insert of ObamaCare, has been repealed and it appears that Dumbshit McStupidass will sign it. Whew! That was due to start this year and I would have closed my business doors instantaneously if it did.
It appears that the Democrats are going to shut down the government over Planned Parenthood funding. We did always know that the main platform for Democrats was baby slaughter, though. I have always wondered why Democrats hate human beings so much, since they are SUPPOSED to be humans...
Dean has a three part series on The American Roadmap. Part One...Part Two...Part Three.
Not all Democrats are in the Klan, but every Klansman is a Democrat.
And when the Democrats are looking for someone to lead their party, they go by IQ. The lower, the better. The only way they could have been MORE successful is to hire Donna Ladd from the JFP or Cynthia Tucker from the AJC.
Here's the latest in a LOOOOOONG line of Democrat chicks that could make you unhungry when they brought the sammich. Damn!!! Kloppenburg is Geddy Lee!!!
More humor later. Promise....
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