Thursday, February 03, 2005

Thursday is Stupid.

Pretty much all the days of the week make sense to me except Thursday. Why in the world would someone decide to do anything on Thursday? Think about it. Monday, well everyone hates Mondays, Tuesdays are two fer. Two drinks, two songs, two Blue Plate Specials all for the price of one. Wednesday=Hump Day. Friday is the beginning of the weekend and usually payday. Dammit, everyone loves Friday. Saturday, you get to sleep late and do stupid things in the afternoon. Sunday is Mass and chicken, potato salad, and that congealed Jello crap on the lawn, then back to Manic Monday.

Thursdays suck. Why can't we have a free chicken and beer Thursday? Oh wait, we can.