Saturday, September 10, 2005

Holy Crap! The Power's Back On!

It has been reported that the power is back on for every resident of Jackson, Mississippi so it's time to crank up the ol' blender again. I know that y'all were missing the recipe segment, so I shall not disappoint. Prepare yourself to be not unredisappointed.

Frozen Black African-American Irish

Round up this stuff:
450 ounces Kahlua coffee liqueur
450 ounces Bailey's Irish cream
225 ounces vodka
900 tablespoons vanilla ice cream

Throw this into a clean 55-gallon drum with 225 glassfuls (eight bags) of crushed ice. Kick on the trolling motor and go to town. Pour into a double-cocktail glass or a Rally's NASCAR cup, garnish with a sprig of mint, and give it one of those table slams that are so popular at Beer-Thirty. This recipe serves 450 people or seven architects.

Or, if you are some fancy-pants, girly drinker, divide this recipe by 450, add a half glass of ice, light up some Aroma Therapy candles, throw on a Jayson Taylor disc, and it serves one Metrosexual or one Dogwood Festival Sexual.