Romance - The Two Dogs Way Ongoing Saga Part III

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Her: What do you think of this dress?

Me: Have you got a garter-belt and stockings on?

Her: No, it's a sundress. You're not supposed to wear one with this.

Me: Oh, in that case, it makes you look fat.

Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II

Brought to the church as a Covered Dish Special at basil's blog.