Romance - The Two Dogs Way Ongoing Saga Part VII

Excerpt from an actual conversation:

Her: Let's go to Memphis this weekend.

Me: Why in the name of G_d would we do that?!?! Uh, did I say that out loud?

Her: We could stay in the Peabody.

Me: Love me some ducks.

Prior Romance Lessons PART I, PART II, PART III, PART IV, PART V, PART VI