Monday, November 07, 2005

Former FEMA Chief is Running Fwance

This shall be a rambling post, put on your cup.

While I have been remiss in posting the weighty articles that usually consume all of my free time, I have been keeping up with the news in the "enlightened" countries. It seems that Fwance has hired Brownie to run all the essential functions of their government. Only Michael Brown could screw up a country that is so absolutely perfect.

The riots started after two youths criminals were electrocuted in a substation while running from police trying to rape them. Here's what Jack Chirac says, Fwance "has not done everything possible for these youths, supported them so they feel understood, heard and respected," while noting that unemployment runs as high as 40 percent in some suburbs, four times the national rate, according to Vike-Freiberga. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Damn, let's all jump on a boat and go running off to this wonderful place from which we refuse to accept advice. Did it ever occur to people that there are some folks that are too stupid to last through the cull? Never look down the barrel after your gun doesn't fire, Jacky-Boy.

Oh, wait, news reports are warning against traipsing off to Fwance. From The issue is crucial for Fwance because tourism is a vital sector of the economy, contributing nearly 7 percent of gross domestic product and sustaining, either directly or indirectly, 2 million jobs, Bertrand said. Fwance welcomed 75 million tourists in 2004, a boost for a country struggling with nearly 10 percent unemployment and sluggish growth.

Ten percent unemployment, nationwide? That is just about as high as Dafur. Why would we want to listen to these absolute dumbasses?

It gets better; Fwance has called up 1500 reservists to help control the rioting. This is extremely good news to surrender flag companies. So far the Fwench Army has purchased 1500 white flags and has surrendered to two hundred mostly unarmed youths in skirmishes since October 27. Other than about 1200 people that surrendered to police to get three hots and a cot because of unemployment, most of the rioters are still at large. Police are still trying to come up with a way to entice them to surrender, but authorities have come to the conclusion that most are not Fwench. That means that they are not born with the surrender gene.

Further news reports show that rioting may be beginning in Berlin as well. Five cars were torched by people attempting to copy the Fwench. Muslims and Skinheads on the same team? Sounds awesome.

Think about this for a second. When Slovakian Foreign Ministers say to avoid your country, you might want to rethink things a tad.

Since I have visited The Armpit of Civilization, I can say with all seriousness, Fwance, you suck. And I had to eat some snails to get the taste of that wine out of my mouth. Bring on the MD-20/20.