I Finally Found It!!!!!!!!

Man, when I signed up for My Space it was mainly for just knowing what the chillun' was up to. I found that I could no more understand these folks than I could Rafael. Damn Portugese talking farner.

Then I found THIS and now I can sound just like them.....

Try my new and improved profile.

Original: After being voted sexiest man alive for the last four years, I have decided to try to meet women online. My interests include: creating seasonal floral centerpieces, purchasing vast amounts of women's shoes, cooking and cleaning, changing diapers, going to the mall, traveling to obscure seaside villas in foreign countries, horseback riding on moonlit beaches in exotic places, small showdogs, plowing the Joneses under, writing love letters, poetry, and Christmas cards, redecorating and moving furniture, washing and folding clothes, romantic candle-lit dinners, pedicures, weekends at the spa, talking about our lives and your feelings, talking to your mother on the phone, and "just" cuddling.

My Spacized: After being voted sexiest nig alive fo' da last four years, I gots decided ta try ta meet biAtchez online. My interests include: creating seasonal floral centerpieces, purchasing vast amounts o' biAtchez'skicks, cooking an' cleaning, changing diapers, going ta da mall, traveling ta obscure seaside villas in foreign countries, horseback riding on moonlit beaches in exotic places, small showdogs, plowing da Joneses under, writing love letters, poetry, an' Christmas cards, redecorating an' moving furniture, washing an' folding gear, romantic candle-lit dinners, pedicures, weekends at da spa, jivin' about our lives an' yo' feelings, jivin' ta yo' mudda on da phone, an' "just" cuddling. Ya' dig?

Damn, I'm going to have a million friends in no time. Oh, I mean, Damn, I'm going ta gots uh million niggas in nahh tyme with muh beeotch!