Thursday, July 19, 2007

Happy Birthday from the 101st Winningest Team in the Country!

As usual, Mississippi State University wishes me a Happy Birthday a mere ten days late. Go Dawgs! Beat Gardner-Webb! Who the Hell is Gardner-Webb?

I think that they just want me to come to the All-Star gala tonight. Yeah, it ain't happening.

Since everyone I know is a stickler for punctuation, why do you think that they put the apostrophe in front of "Dawg?" Do you think that the letters that they are leaving out are "Egg-Suckingest?"