Saturday, February 09, 2008

Almost Fifty Percent of British Men Are Gay

I was listening to the radio on my way back from running over little old ladies in the Wal*Mart parking lot and heard this tidbit of information. Nearly half of British men like the meatsicle. I mean, I always knew that having a British accent meant that you were gay, but geez, forty-seven percent! No wonder their country is being overrun with those lovable little Muslim peace lovers. The men in Great Britain are spending all their time plucking their damn eyebrows!

From Reuters, the most reliable news service for America Haters: "Nearly half of British men surveyed would give up sex for six months in return for a 50-inch plasma TV." Substitute the words "tubesteak" or "trouser trout" for "tv" and the appropriate dimension for the measurements and you have deciphered the entire content of this article.

The moneyshot from the article, "It seems that size really does matter more for men than women." I am literally coughing back vomit right now.

Let me be the first to say, I would not give up sex for six minutes for a plasma television the size of the entire world. Simply because I am not gay. 'Scuse me while I go take a Methiolate bath to get the eeeewwwwwwwww off me.

Full article HERE.

Please take the time to comment, unless you are a little panty-wearing booty-boy from Great Britain, we don't play that homo shit at this blog.