Monday, April 21, 2008

Win, Win, Win, and, uh, Win

Those of you that have been around for a while know that my old dog, Roger, used to help out quite a bit. It seems she just cannot stand stupid people, so she took to writing about the Democrat Senators a couple of years back. Anyhoo, one of her regular reads posts THIS about a fund raiser being held by about ten different animal shelters at the Kansas City T-Bones ballpark.

The ballpark is really close to where Michael Vick hopefully is being gang-raped as we speak. (Yeah, I know that isn't happening, but somehow it would seem fitting.)

Let's check the entertainment value of this promotion.

1. Baseball: check
2. Pissing off criminals: check
3. Pissing off animal rights wackos: check
4. Pissing off the NAACP: check

I think that we can all agree that dollar for dollar this might be the entertainment value of the millenium, huh? If you are even remotely close to this venue, say within a three hundred mile radius, you owe it to yourself to attend.

The best part will be the uniforms.