Thursday, July 03, 2008

Barry is a Shit-Eating Lie Bisquit

Look, it's beginning to look like I have some big hatred building for this turd-eater when the actual truth is that I hate the morons that have made it possible for him to be doing anything other than working at a mail-order place, shipping packages of ceramic unicorns sold for $4.99 on QVC. Please do not take offense if you work at a mail-order place, but I didn't want to say "picking up trash" because my trash guy is 5,000,000 times more intelligent and competent than Obama. My trash guy places the can gently down on my driveway and replaces the lid on said can. It's like AWESOME!

Just so you know, the ONLY friggin' reason that this guy won the primary (allegedly) is that he was running against the most disgusting human being in the race, Hillary Clinton. If you think that he won because of his policies or charisma, you are a dumbass and should practice safe sex or shit, we'll let you kill the babies that you spawn. Intelligence IS hereditary, you know? No, you don't because you are a Barry fan.

All that crap said, once again Barry is trying to lie his way out of some idiotic bullshit that he stupidly let slide from his multi-sided piehole.

Barry's Iraq Lunacy

This is a damn screenshot from Barry's idiotic moron site from 7:55pm today. This outlines his plan for Iraq. This is currently on his own damn site HERE.
Since you will not click the image to see it full screen, the bullet points are these.
1. In 2003 and 2004, he spoke out against the war on the campaign trail;
2. In 2005, he called for a phased withdrawal of our troops;
3. In 2006, he called for a timetable to remove our troops, a political solution within Iraq, and aggressive diplomacy with all of Iraq’s neighbors;
4. In January 2007, he introduced legislation in the Senate to remove all of our combat troops from Iraq by March 2008.
5. In September 2007, he laid out a detailed plan for how he will end the war as president.

Not only that, right below that idiotic shit, this...

Bringing Our Troops Home

Obama will immediately begin to remove our troops from Iraq. He will remove one to two combat brigades each month, and have all of our combat brigades out of Iraq within 16 months. Obama will make it clear that we will not build any permanent bases in Iraq. He will keep some troops in Iraq to protect our embassy and diplomats; if al Qaeda attempts to build a base within Iraq, he will keep troops in Iraq or elsewhere in the region to carry out targeted strikes on al Qaeda.

Moron McStupidshithead is COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, AND OVERWHELMINGLY on record on his OWN DAMN SITE! saying EXACTLY what he will do, if by some stroke of Satan's foreskin, he mistakingly gets elected. There can be no friggin' doubt what he has said.


"Hey! My position is the very same that I had four, eight, and twelve months ago, but we might have to send more troops to help train, even when we are bringing troops home."

"Hey! I'm going to get with the commanders on the ground, but I am going to make the decision on what to do."

"Hey! I have been very explicit in what I was going to do, but since I am a complete dumbass that knows absolutely nothing about anything, I am going to pull a Bill Clinton and y'all aren't going to say anything about it, because y'all want me to win. No, no, no, watch THIS hand."

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(Hat-Tip: Rightwing News)