Sunday, August 31, 2008

The Race is ON!!!!!

Yeah, sports fans, college football is back in action and we must immediately start screaming for the head of coach Sylvester Croom of the We Suck Bulldogs! He made the future NATIONAL CHAMPION lose to LaTech! He sucks, he sucks, he SUCKS! **

Well, I am glad to get that out of my system.

Let's look at the rest of the scores from around the nation. In the rest of Division I-A football, better known as the SEC, no one lost a game. Of course, if you are moron, you think that Florida's shellacking of Hawaii means that the Gates are awesome, but you are wrong. You also think that LSU's shellacking of Appalachian State was something, but again you are wrong, Alabama beat Clemson, which was kinda unexpected for morons, but the real game in the SEC on Saturday was Ole Miss'es's win against Memphis. I have no idea why Ole Miss plays so poorly against Memphis, but that MIGHT signal that they will not be as bad as they were last year. We'll have to wait and see if they can employ the Razorhog offense without any of the tools needed to have a successful offense.

Also, Tennesee plays UCLA on Monday night. I expect that even though the Vols have to travel all the way to the uncivilized Mexican colony of California, it should be a slaughter. Also, Kentucky plays Louisville today and I have no idea what to even think about that. I am not sure, but I think that both teams are in the state of Kentucky. According to Barry Obama, Kentucky borders Arkansas, so it can be considered a southern state. I likes me some south.

In Community College ball, USC beat Virginia and tOSU beat Youngstown State. Oddly enough, the CC League decided to have their championship game early this year and the Champs of the West, USC, will play the Champs of the East, tOSU, on September 13. I like the fact that they are going to go ahead and get Pop Warner out of the way. So I am guessing that after mid-September, we won't have to listen to the slurping sounds from Jim Rome about one or the other.

More news, in the Women's Knitting League, the Utes of Whitesville destroyed the Unemployed Kwames of Michigan in a hard fought battle. Those types of games really concern me, because I was taught never to hit a girl.

The BCS is only about seven weeeks away!

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** This is what is known as sarcasm. Sylvester Croom has actually done a really good job in Starkvegas. Awesome MSU Trivia: The Bulldogs average 4.1 wins a season.