Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Uh, It's Tuesday, but Saturday is coming!

I'm sitting here in Bean's apartment about to die from starvation and lack of coffee. Seriously, the coffee that she has, I BOUGHT back in March. It tastes like dirty socks. THIS is what I want to eat, RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW!

Anyhoo, I am getting bombarded with "WHERE IS COLLEGE GAMEDAY NOVEMBER 29?" Google searches, so I thought that I would tell y'all.

Stillwater, Oklahoma shall host the moron crew for the Oklahoma v. Oklahoma State game. This game is only about three hours from where I am sitting right this moment, but I made a personal commitment to NEVER be in the same place as Lee Corso. I am sticking to that commitment. And do not even get me started on how bad I want to avoid places where Desmond Howard has been. Do you think that just touching the same dirt that Desmond touched could make you instantaneously retarded?

By the way, I have made a new label entitled "College Gameday" because obviously ESPN's College Gameday doesn't need to do that. I own the Google Search for "College Gameday"

College Gameday. College Gameday. College Gameday. College Gameday. College Gameday. All together now, College Gameday.

Oh, and my Mississippi blog influence ranking DROPPED this week, OH NOES!! Naw, don't fret, I am still p0wning Jackson Free Press, we be cool.

DONATE TO VALOUR-IT!!!!!!! Top of the sidebar. It ends this week, yo.

Just if you're curious, can you even guess how friggin' stupid some folks are? So sandpoundingly stupid as to view getting kids to dress up as Pilgrims and Indians for Thanksgiving is somehow RACIST. Crap like this makes me want to hate and cry at the same time. (Hat-tip: Malkin)

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