Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Pardon Me While I Go Punch The Neighbor's Kids in the GULLET

All morning long, the neighbor's children have found the need to rid themselves of the surplus fireworks that their moron parents have purchased. Good thing that it has been raining for the past two days here, otherwise Mrs. Leary's FUCKING cow couldn't have done as much damage as these little psychos.

Let's be honest, there needs to be a test to spawn and if you fail, you shall be leaving a few body parts at the DAMN testing center. Can I get a ruling on disciplining the neighbor's children? Am I allowed to actually DRAW BLOOD while administering the beatdown that they so aptly deserve?

I started typing this post at about 2:00pm and they are still going strong. Would it be rude to walk out the front door and blast a .50 caliber Desert Eagle into the air a few times?

Please take the time to comment.


Jill said...

If u really want to get revenge, but them a drum set ;)

Denise said...

Most places have laws against fireworks after a certain date. I would hesitate about firing the Eagle into the air. What goes up must come down, ya know.

Andy said...

Yeah, ain't it a pain? Why is it that the really annoying kids in the neighborhood never seem to blow a hand off or something?

Neil Cameron (One Salient Oversight) said...

A waste of ammo, really.