Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Nothing But The Good News, Baby

When Dean from Nonsensible Shoes made his comment this morning, it really hit home. Thanks, Dean, I am really getting too negative lately. I know your comment was tongue in cheek, but still it was right. Then Patrick from Born Again Redneck made the comment about my blood pressure, too. So, nothing but good news today, mmmkay?

RIGHT GIRL IS BACK!!! And it is Topless Wednesday. Yes, this is the second time I have linked this today, but I wanted it to stay at the top of the page, so sue me.

Timbow made a 22 on the Wonderlic!!! In case you are a girl or someone that goes to uSCCC, the Wonderlic is the "Smarts Test" for prospective players that have finished playing real footbaw and are moving on to the Seniors' Tour in the NFL. By the way, I took a sample Wonderlic in 2008. My score was 45 and my dog got a 35.

Have you ever tried to sell something online and failed miserably? Soccer is FOR GIRLS.

Speaking of soccer, The Mayor has some cycle riding fools at his joint, today. Once you see the post, you shall know what I did right there.

I know that you thought that Time Magazine had been headed for the trash heap lately, but not really, they have been headed that way since minimally 1965. Here's an online article talking about how awesome Judge Tom Brady is. Yes, the same DIXIECRAT Tom Brady that always hated black folks. So, yes, Time was a joke when I was ONE YEAR OLD.

Nancy Pelosi shows the whopping brain on her neck. We have to pass ObamaCare so we can see what is in the bill. SAY WHAT???

Cali sets an unemployment record!!! I know some folks that are NOT cheering that, today. Praying for y'all, dude.

Zo Doctor.....

And now, a photo 'em to see the Big 'Un!
I was talking to a mother of a young boy the other day and she expressed some consternation about the possibility that he could turn out gay. This is a sure-fire way to know if he is.

When you are as outspoken as I am, this shit happens all the damn time.

The Google KNOWS.

Just a research project I am working on.

Seriously, what can you even SAY about this? Well, other than, "Where can I get one?"

Please take the time to comment.


Buck said...

Seriously, what can you even SAY about this? Well, other than, "Where can I get one?"

Wellll... howzabout "do the lower bits come in white?"

wv: utionsie. Which might be the name of the hat garment pictured.

RightGirl said...

Jesus, that ninja pic made me spit wine. Waste of perfectly good wine!


classicaliberal said...

Soooo would that last picture be a Mugie?

Paul Mitchell said...

Buck, they should. This is going to be the next huge thing on Etsy!

Right Girl, I am glad you got joy from my nightmares.

CL, that is certainly as good a name as any other.

stilettoGOP said...

First; etsy RULES.

Second; "Did you mean BLACK people.." might be the funniest thing I've ever seen! That, and the hosp/morgue line..when are people going to learn?! Me? I'd jump off a bridge. All about the dramatics. And no mess, really.

And C; I kept waiting for the camera to drop during topless Wednesday. Made me nervous. But EXCELLENT speaking voice, that girl.

Skunkfeathers said...

Burka'd beach babes? Bwhahahahaha!

That beach would suck.

Andy said...

Dude, I decided to take the wundurluck or whatever test.

Got a 37.5, 17 right, so I think that's 37.5...and it took me about 3 minutes.

That soccer deal just killed me. Seriously...LMAO!

Andy said...

No wait! It's a 42.5

I could play pro football...for OU.

Paul Mitchell said...

Andy, word on the street a couple of years ago was that JaMarcus Russell made an eleven. That turned out to be false, though. Actually he made a 24.

Skunkfeathers said...

Heck, what good's the wonderlic test? All a QB needs to be able to count to is 11 (10 widdout hissef), to make sure his team don' git penalized for something numerical.


Staci said...

Bite it, Andy!

At least Sam scored higher than Paul's dog, which is way better than Teabag.

Andy said...

Nyuk! So, how did YOU score, Staci???

Seriously, if this is true, I am not one bit surprised. Bradford is a sharp cat...I mean, he obviously is less than half my age, and I'm in the early stages of Alzheimer's, and only bested him by about 10 points...

But, it surprises me not that he would be way up there in the class. Sharp kid...good kid.

Staci said...

Bite it, Andy!

At least Sam scored higher than Paul's dog, which is way better than Teabag.