Monday, September 20, 2010

Let's Talk About Masturbation (UPDATED!!!)

UPDATE: Read Basil's post before you read this, it's better.

Much has been said about Christine O'Donnell's statements that she is opposed to masturbation. (No, I have NOT heard what she said and could not care less.)

AND?

Normal people do not talk about it, do not promote it, and do not condone it. Sorry, we also know that kids are going to try it, but since we are not sexually perverted weirdos like those morons on the left, we try to teach our kids that the sex act is to be shared between a man and his wife.

We VALUE the act of love-making and do not want to turn it into an act of self-gratification totally about the orgasm. No, sex is supposed to be the most meaningful act that human beings can perform.

All that shit aside...

What I want from an elected official is for them to cut fucking taxes and let me keep what I earn because I am GUARANTEED my individual rights, which includes the right to keep the fruits of my labor.

Of course, Democrats cannot make ANY election about ideology or philosophy, they have to make elections about ridiculous bullshit that distracts their stupid voters.

Please keep in mind that if you are a Democrat, you can CHANGE your stupid behavior and refuse to continue to be a moron for your entire life.

Just because you are stupid now, you do not have to be stupid always, you know?

And in response, here is Chris Coons' campaign ad that promotes jacking off all the time, because that is what you are about if you are a Democrat.



Please take the time to comment.

9 comments:

Basil said...

That is a nice thing to say. Just ain't true, though. Mine has Jimmy Carter quotes in it. You should have provided a warning to your readers.

Anonymous said...

The major part of this story I've followed has been the MSM making this into a big deal. (oh, and her dating someone that was involved with witches). As though this was the part of her story that needed to be told, not what she has said she'll do if elected to the Senate. And isn't that what the electorate of Delaware needs to know in order to make a sound decision in November?

As a foil to this non-story, just ask yourself this... If President Obama and Nancy Pelosi had spent the past 23 months locked in their bathrooms taking real long showers and acting like 12 year old kids, would the economy be better off now? would the health legislation that's going to eat its way into every aspect of your life have been passed? I'm thinking ya'll would have been better off if they had followed suit.
Because everything they've done so far is just that fucked up.

note to Basil: I remember the controversy from J.C.'s interview, but I'm all Jimmahed out from this at Ace's ... and his links don't cover the past 10 years or Robert Mugabe. uff.
http://minx.cc/?post=305924

marc in calgary

(Dead) Tommy5 said...

Paul, did you eat Grape-Nuts before you wrote this?

Lisa G in NZ said...

On that witch thing, I was really hoping she WAS a practicing Wiccan (or something) because DAMN IT ALL, we need some MAGIC to help fix congress...

like using Elizabeth Montgomery's *twinkle*twinkle* nose twitch to DISAPPEAR all commies...

Would that work? perhaps if we all try the magic nose twitch together in 3....2....1....

*oops*

Skunkfeathers said...

Lisa G in NZ: did your *twitch* just morph Chellezilla into Helen Thomas?

If so, I like it...

Anonymous said...

Hi,

This is a message for the webmaster/admin here at www.blogger.com.

Can I use part of the information from your blog post right above if I give a backlink back to your site?

Thanks,
Peter

Paul Mitchell said...

Peter, REALLY? You are an admin at Blogger?

I have no qualms with anyone stealing my stuff ever.

paul mitchell said...

Peter, REALLY? You are an admin at Blogger?

I have no qualms with anyone stealing my stuff ever.

Anonymous said...

The major part of this story I've followed has been the MSM making this into a big deal. (oh, and her dating someone that was involved with witches). As though this was the part of her story that needed to be told, not what she has said she'll do if elected to the Senate. And isn't that what the electorate of Delaware needs to know in order to make a sound decision in November?

As a foil to this non-story, just ask yourself this... If President Obama and Nancy Pelosi had spent the past 23 months locked in their bathrooms taking real long showers and acting like 12 year old kids, would the economy be better off now? would the health legislation that's going to eat its way into every aspect of your life have been passed? I'm thinking ya'll would have been better off if they had followed suit.
Because everything they've done so far is just that fucked up.

note to Basil: I remember the controversy from J.C.'s interview, but I'm all Jimmahed out from this at Ace's ... and his links don't cover the past 10 years or Robert Mugabe. uff.
http://minx.cc/?post=305924

marc in calgary