Thursday, May 31, 2007

He Must Not Have Stock in Bumper Stickers

Not knowing that much about how the mind of an absolute lunatic works, I have to make some educated assumptions about the majority of people that vote for the Democrats. I'm not trying to insult lunatics. Well, I should say that not having any experience in the way a completely unemployable person thinks, I have to make those assumptions about those "people."

Anyhoo, one of the front runners in the Dem's contingent of Presidential wannabes has come up with another wonderful idea of how to stop Muslims from killing everyone who is not Muslim. Article HERE.

From the article: Edwards, who was the Democratic Party's vice presidential candidate in 2004, said as president he would close the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, restore the ability of detainees to take legal action against unlawful imprisonment and ban torture.

John must have some inside knowledge that these Muslim terrorists can get a bunch of money to pay his legal fees. Why else would he want to make sure that they could get into our courts? It couldn't be that he believes what they are doing is the right thing, could he? Or maybe he just wants to close the damn oldest overseas naval base that this country has. Yea, the detainment camp there was only established in 2002, so we could get known terrorists away from the area that our military was trying to secure.

So, we can obviously say that from his own damn words, John either hates this country or loves making money in the legal system. Which could it be?

We continue: "The war on terror is a slogan designed only for politics, not a strategy to make America safe. It's a bumper sticker, not a plan," Edwards said. "It has damaged our alliances and weakened our standing in the world."

From my post's title, you can understand that John Edwards never bought stock in the Support the Troops Bumper Sticker Company. Now, on to his comments about alliances and standing. What alliances have been damaged? The humongous ties that we had with Sadaam? The Taliban? Al Qaeda? Who? Ahhhhhhh, yes, France. Is this the France that has become so damn worried about their standing in the world that they elected a Pro-American, Nicolas Sarkozy? John Edwards, you are a dumbass. Whenever you start to believe the stuff that comes out in the New York Times, you have become irrelevant.

There's more: Bush's homeland security adviser, Fran Townsend, dismissed Edwards' comments as "irresponsible, ... offensive and outrageous."

What in the Hell is wrong with Bush's people? I have taken it upon myself to re-write the response for Fran.

Most people in this country understand that John Edwards is an ambulance chaser. He is a sleazy, little weasel and decent humans do not associate with him. He is not a good person and every single one of his policies would do nothing but damage our country. Edwards is cast from the same mold of Jimmy Carter, the Far-Left Socialist President that is the worst policy wonk ever in the history of the damn universe. Hell, Edwards is actually worse than Carter, at least Jimmy knows how to swing a hammer. I bet Johnny-Boy would throw a hissy-fit if he had to touch something dirty. The Bush White House deems Mr. Edwards to be a supreme dumbass and President Bush asked me to deliver this message, "John, if you say one more damn word other than that you are sorry for trying to undermine this country, I am coming to your house and beating your ass on national television. Git 'er done!"

Can we please let John Edwards, the Paris Hilton of Presidential Politics, just slink away, never to be heard from again?

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