Tuesday, December 11, 2007

This is the FINAL Word on Border Jumpers

And I friggin' mean it! From this point forward, I decree that there is to be no more crap from a single person's piehole about ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. I am sick to death of it.

When I woke yesterday morning, the whistling noise coming from Atlanta was deafening. I knew that to mean that Cynthia Tucker had broken out the crayolas again, sat down at the short table, and drawed some more of her stupidity. I am not going to copy every bit of her article, you have to go HERE to read it. Understand, Ms. Tucker is an embarrassment to morons everywhere, but she of course runs the Op-ed section of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution so she gets to publish her mind numbing crap. This article just happens to be on the hot stove topic of the day; illegal immigration, speaking English, and assimilation.

From her ass: Unfortunately, neither common sense nor logic shows up much in the contentious, often bitter and sometimes bigoted debate over illegal immigration. Undocumented workers from south of the border have been blamed for decaying neighborhoods, a fraying social safety net and the declining fortunes of the American worker. The long and loosely guarded southern border has been blamed for terrorist attacks, though no known terrorists have entered the country from Mexico. And, as we've seen, illegal immigrants refuse to speak English.

Mmmmmkay, THEY ARE ILLEGAL, CYNTHIA, THEY ARE BREAKING THE LAW BY BEING HERE! Even you are not too stupid to not color in the lines that say "illegal immigration" in your own damn article. I don't care if they bring seven hundred hours of hot Latino lesbian wet-ass porn and distribute it to every red-blooded man in this country, they have broken the law simply by being in this country, period, there is no more debate, the floor has been closed to further speakers, completely.......(That's me screaming "period" by the way.)

Yes, we all love us some hot Latino chicks, but only if they are here, LEGALLY. Does that word even register in the primordial soup that is your brain?

Now, the Presidential Espanol debates. Stoooooopid. Basic voting privileges are this: YOU HAVE TO BE A FRIGGIN' CITIZEN TO FRIGGIN' VOTE! I know that most of you could not care less what it takes to be a citizen of our great country because you were born here to parents who were born here, BUT, we actually have requirements to become a citizen of this country. They are listed HERE. But, skip down to this part, I would highlight the important stuff, but it is so simple that even Cynthia Tucker can understand it:

Language

Applicants for naturalization must be able to read, write, speak, and understand words in ordinary usage in the English language. Applicants exempt from this requirement are those who on the date of filing:

have been residing in the United States subsequent to a lawful admission for permanent residence for at least 15 years and are over 55 years of age;

have been residing in the United States subsequent to a lawful admission for permanent residence for at least 20 years and are over 50 years of age; or

have a medically determinable physical or mental impairment, where the impairment affects the applicant’s ability to learn English.


Pretty damn simple, if you ask me, and you did.

UPDATE: I have already received an e-mail asking about these rules, therefore MORE explanation. The word SUBSEQUENT in these rules/laws means SUBSEQUENT, which means AFTER for those of you that cannot open your dictionary to get the meaning of a word. Yes, once again: Words Mean Something. (insert trademark symbol rat chere) Damn person opens the e-mail to me by saying that illegals could vote according to that because they can become legal because it uses the word "subsequent." (Subsequent which obviously means "firetruck" minus five letters to this moron.) Geez, I can picture this moron at his government job, with Post-Its stuck all over his body with reminders like "Breathe, but not underwater!", "Eat food, not explosives!", and the omnipresent "Do not play Frisbee on the freeway!"

So, we have had Presidential debates that were geared toward, for the sake of argument, less than 13% of the country. No, no, let's try to do better than that. Hispanics make up 13% of this country. Less than 5% of actual Hispanic citizens speak less than fluent English, so we have spent your tax money and MINE, DAMMIT, to pander to what amounts to less than two million people in this country out of about three hundred million.

I am absolutely pissed about this, so y'all better drop the damn illegal immigrant talk. I mean it.

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