Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Obamapalooza Tour Continues

I do really believe there are no thinking people that are choosing Barry Obama in this election. Unless they are old skool Leftists that inflate their scrotum. (Do not ask, or I will tell. With photos. Just please use your imagination and think about who exactly would do that. Do not make me ruin your life.)

That said, Gribbit has posted some stuff from Drudge that is just too priceless to pass up. I think that I shall say something about that. I assume that you read his post.

"Screech, it's Obama! Gasp and swoon!" It is a man, people. He is just a man and not a very smart one and not very handsome either.

This is Tyson Beckford. He is a model and he makes ten times the money that Barry makes and he is smarter because he keeps his damn mouth shut. And you think Barry is pretty? This guy makes Marines want to be gay. Get a damn grip, you are swooning over a mediocre looking man that has offered no ideas except for the stupid-ass four thousand dollar a year tax credit for college.

And Barry is married to a damn airhead! He actually lets his wife speak on his behalf and every single word from her mouth is Vassar bullshit. The only things missing from her repertoire are the military boots and a damn flannel shirt.

Okay, since we all agree on that, let's move on.

I think that Halle Berry is hot. She is an actress. Anyone who listens to her views on politics is as dumb as a bag of hammers. She should never speak or wear clothes again. Point made. Well, she is hot, if you have a chance to "sleep" with her, maybe you should at least act like you are listening to her idiotic drivel. Keep your eye on the prize, boy.

Remember, women were offering Clinton head after they saw that fat skank that blew him. Women that had an education, that were supposed "feminists." But, alas, they were women with no morals or integrity.

George Clooney had the opportunity that most of us did not have. He could have attended any university that he chose. He squandered every single bit of it and he too became an actor. He too is a moron. Yeah, he is good looking, but damn he is stupid.

These two dimbulbs say that they would do anything that Obama TELLS them to do. Does the concept upon which this country was founded completely escape them?

The President works for us. The government is run by the people. If Obama or his wife try to tell me that I am not "allowed" to be cynical anymore, I will kick their collectivist asses. Are there no individuals that even think about these things anymore?

Please take the time to comment. I do not want to hear your fantasies about Tyson, though.

UPDATE: A commenter makes my point for me. Convincingly.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not sure of the point of this rant. Perhaps you were not aware
that Tyson Beckford is a major Obama supporter and has campaigned on his behalf.

Anonymous said...

BTW, forgot to mention, this is one of the lamest blogs that I've ever read. Tyson Beckford and Barack Obama have enough fat white groupies. Tyson loves hot black men like himself, and Barack loves strong black women.

Two Dogs said...

Barry is cheating on Michelle?

Two Dogs said...

And for someone that spent 7 minutes and fifty-two seconds reading this post, you should know lame. It took me less time to write it.

What was your point again?

Oh, do not click his links, it's gay porn.

Anonymous said...

I read the post in about 45 seconds. That's about as long as it took you to post it, judging from your "writing."

You must be a homo or just fat and white. Atacking Barack and Michelle and obsessing over Tyson Beckford who DOES NOT want to hook up with Z list wannabe Michelle Malkins.

Two Dogs said...

Thanks for continuing to read my writing, that you so obviously hate, now do you have anything to contribute other than just calling me names or can I just guess that you are completely indicative of the rest of the morons voting for Barry?

And if you read the post in 45 seconds, you must have just zoned out for the other seven minutes and seven seconds the last time that you werre here. Get off the dope, dude.

Two Dogs said...

And dude, it took you five minutes and forty-two seconds to write this. You must go to Columbia, Loyola, or Depaul.

Anonymous said...

University of Chicago MA and JD.

BTW, that's where Obama taught and Michelle is a VP at the Hospital. She went to Harvard and Princeton, where did you go?

You are right, Tyson Beckford is FINE and and many MARINES would love to have some of that, gay or straight. Our beautiful black men have that power. Now we will finally have one in the White House and people will do whatever he wants! Black is sexy, that's why Obama will win, or, even Hillary will make a comeback. Both are great candidates.

The Grand Old White Party will not win this election. Today's New York Times is just the beginning.

Two Dogs said...

I agree, both ARE great candidates, but terrible elected officials. As long as they are campaigning, they can't destroy the country.

You read the Times? Who would have thought that?

Anonymous said...

University of Chicago MA and JD.

BTW, that's where Obama taught and Michelle is a VP at the Hospital. She went to Harvard and Princeton, where did you go?

You are right, Tyson Beckford is FINE and and many MARINES would love to have some of that, gay or straight. Our beautiful black men have that power. Now we will finally have one in the White House and people will do whatever he wants! Black is sexy, that's why Obama will win, or, even Hillary will make a comeback. Both are great candidates.

The Grand Old White Party will not win this election. Today's New York Times is just the beginning.

Anonymous said...

I read the post in about 45 seconds. That's about as long as it took you to post it, judging from your "writing."

You must be a homo or just fat and white. Atacking Barack and Michelle and obsessing over Tyson Beckford who DOES NOT want to hook up with Z list wannabe Michelle Malkins.

Two Dogs said...

Thanks for continuing to read my writing, that you so obviously hate, now do you have anything to contribute other than just calling me names or can I just guess that you are completely indicative of the rest of the morons voting for Barry?

And if you read the post in 45 seconds, you must have just zoned out for the other seven minutes and seven seconds the last time that you werre here. Get off the dope, dude.

Two Dogs said...

And dude, it took you five minutes and forty-two seconds to write this. You must go to Columbia, Loyola, or Depaul.

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