Saturday, February 21, 2009

Talking Back to Morons - Are You Serious?

Honestly, I am losing all hope for the human race. This happened a mere two hours ago.

Him: Thank G_d we got rid of Bush and his big business friends, they have crushed the economy.

Me: Seriously, you fucking retard, do you realize that you are wearing a fucking Hollister shirt and sitting in Starbucks?

Him: Yeah, so?

Me: Where is your fucking helmet?

Needless to say, he was having a conversation with an unwashed boy/girl/ambiguous other behind the counter that had plugs in his/hers/undecided's ears the size of a carnival tent's GROMMETS.

Please take the time to comment.

14 comments:

Dean04Prez (back again) said...

What were you doing at Starbucks?

Two Dogs said...

They sell coffee, Dean04Prez. I was waiting on a Democrat to make my coffee.

Dean04Prez (back again) said...

Im just saying its a real progressive coffee shop. I would have thought a neocon would be happy to drink like 7 Eleven coffee. I'm just saying.

Two Dogs said...

Dean04Prez, do you mean the morons behind the counter or the people running it? Or do you mean since they have a really bad business model that they are progressive?

Dean04Prez (back again) said...

I am saying that it is well know that progressives frequently frequent Starbucks's.

Two Dogs said...

The only "progressives" that I know that are frequently in Starbucks are the ones making the coffee. The coffee is somewhat expensive there and for the most part "progressives" do not have jobs or either they work for the government because they are not smart enough to work elsewhere.

Denise said...

For shame, TD! Why pay their outrageous prices? I can buy enough cappuccino to make 10 cups for less than 4 dollars. I can't even bring myself to pay 7-11 prices.

Dean04Prez (back again) said...

Your waaaaay over generalizing about progressives.

christinajade said...

sounds like you must have been hanging out with my 16-year-old, who is still young enough to get away with being a complete moron.

and wears hollister shirts and goes to starbucks.

she will grow out of it, or i'm shipping her off to military school.

Two Dogs said...

I just thought of this when you typed military school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWr4NcRN2Uw

christinajade said...

i have that "Finkelstein shit kid" audio on my phone!

LOL

Two Dogs said...

That was the last movie I saw at a drive-in.

christinajade said...

i have that "Finkelstein shit kid" audio on my phone!

LOL

Dean04Prez (back again) said...

Your waaaaay over generalizing about progressives.

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