Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Those Damn Great Democrats Part III - Maria Cantwell

Again, I have researched one of our Far-Left Senators from the Party of Perpetual Stupidity. This installment shines the kitchen light on the cockroach from Washington, Maria Cantwell (Dumbass-WA), "her" homepage HERE. The state, stupid. DC doesn't have a Senator. Man, check up on what DC is before you speak.

Senator Cantwell, a strikingly unattractive female who looks like John Kerry, apparently has been afflicted with Snorkle-Neck. While Snorkle-Neck is not debilitating, it does offer the appearance of having swallowed an extended Slinky. And judging by the company she keeps, obviously this is one horrendously stupid human.

Judging by her voting record, this IS one horrendously stupid human. Of the votes in which she has participated, she is a whopping thirty-six percent at the plate. In baseball that is pretty good, but in everything else, that means YOU ARE A LOSER. Her voting record HERE. She is consistently par for the course at the Democrat Country Club. Obstructionist, filibusterer, severe Dumbass.

The last two posts that I have done on Those Damn Great Democrats have focused primarily on information taken directly from the Loser's websites. Since the Honorable Maria's site is so absolutely ridiculous, I had no other choice but to go elsewhere for your information. Oh, and a plethora I have found. It seems there is a website set up already just to fisk her lies and broken promises. Check it out HERE. Disclaimer: Paid for by the Washington State Republican Party.

A true Democrat-style hater of monumental proportions, Maria was but one of the eighteen Democrat Senators that voted to continue filibustering Priscilla Owen the very night that Democrats agreed to stop obstructing Senate business. How can a woman hate women? Furthermore, Maria has received a 95% rating from the America-Hating group, Americans for Democratic Action. 95% for Liberal policies that undermine our freedoms and destroy our country. As an aside, Trent Lott received a 5% rating and Thad Cochran a 15%. Mississippi Senators DO NOT suck. But, they are Republican.

More of her far left ideas include: Loves partial-birth abortion, proponent of increasing sentences for hate crimes (most crime is about love, you know), rated 100% by the NEA (there go our schools), voted YES to trying to subsidize having 100,000 hydrogen powered cars by 2010, voted NO to drilling in ANWR, rated 0% by the Christian Coalition, voted NO to require a photo ID for voting identification (WTF?), rated 100% by SANE, a whacked-out anti-nuclear group (their site HERE), and the list goes on and on. More HERE. And on to part two.

It seems that Maria was born in Indianapolis, Indiana on October 13, 1958, the date that Satan proclaimed loudly there would be a fissure in the Earth and swarms of moronic, writhing, lizard-people would emerge. This has yet to be proven false. She remained in Indianapolis through high school, when she left for Miami University in Oxford, Ohio where she earned her Bachelor of Arts degree in Public Administration. Public Administration degrees are awfully hard to come by. It might as well be Fourteenth Century Poetry.

Her first foray into politics came when she campaigned for Communist Alan Cranston. She was also Vice-President of RealNetworks and helped to push forward the production of Spyware on the internet. Check it HERE, under "In the Private Sector". I think that I am going to puke. She is the cause of all spyware on the web, whadda bitch.

That's all I can take, be proud Washington, you have picked a true one term Senator that is going to get trounced by Dino Rossi. Or at least I hope she gets trounced, but you know that Washington is not known for its legitimate elections.

Butcher's Bill of Democrat Senators: Akaka, Daniel-(D-HI), Baucus, Max-(D-MT), Bayh, Evan-(D-IN), Biden, Joseph-(D-DE), Bingaman, Jeff-(D-NM), Boxer, Barbara-(D-CA), Byrd, Robert-(D-WV), Cantwell, Maria-(D-WA), Carper, Thomas-(D-DE), Clinton, Hillary-(D-NY), Conrad, Kent-(D-ND), Corzine, Jon-(D-NJ), Dayton, Mark-(D-MN), Dodd, Christopher-(D-CT), Dorgan, Byron-(D-ND), Durbin, Richard-(D-IL), Feingold, Russell-(D-WI), Feinstein, Dianne-(D-CA), Harkin, Tom-(D-IA), Inouye, Daniel-(D-HI), Jeffords, James-(I-VT), Johnson, Tim-(D-SD), Kennedy, Edward-(D-MA), Kerry, John-(D-MA), Kohl, Herb-(D-WI), Landrieu, Mary-(D-LA), Lautenberg, Frank-(D-NJ), Leahy, Patrick-(D-VT), Levin, Carl-(D-MI), Lieberman, Joseph-(D-CT), Lincoln, Blanche-(D-AR), Mikulski, Barbara-(D-MD),Murray, Patty-(D-WA), Nelson, Bill-(D-FL),Nelson, Ben-(D-NE), Obama, Barack-(D-IL), Pryor, Mark-(D-AR), Reed, Jack-(D-RI), Reid, Harry-(D-NV), Rockefeller, John-(D-WV), Salazar, Ken-(D-CO), Sarbanes, Paul-(D-MD), Schumer, Charles-(D-NY), Stabenow, Debbie-(D-MI), Wyden, Ron-(D-OR).