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Okay, this one's name is a little odd, but still it's got caffeine and alcohol. That's a mixture that always goes yard for me. (Baseball reference there.)


Spunky Monkey:

2 shots coffee liqueur
1 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1 Howler Monkey (I tend to leave this out, those little bastards scratch)
1/2 cup half-and-half

Chunk all that crap in a blender with some ice. Screw warming the blender up by working up the toggles, jump on some "puree". (Dammit! Top ON!) My recipe book actually calls for a "highboy" glass. I chose the Fred Flintstone Bama Jelly glass, but that's how I roll.

For some reason this strikes me as one of those "Shade Drinks". Gotta suck this one down on the porch. "Hey you damn kids, git outta my yard!"