Sunday, October 23, 2005

Let's Get It Straight!

I am Conservative. This doesn't mean that I agree with everything that W is doing. I am Republican mainly because Republicans used to be the party of tax cuts. And I do love me some tax cuts.

That said, I oppose the Miers nomination. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HER VIEWS ARE, SHE JUST DOESN'T CRANK MY TRACTOR. Surprisingly enough, I like attractive women. Harriet is not attractive.

Yes, I do like smart women, that is just harder to see across a crowded bar.

My suggestion: Salma Hayek. I could just picture her with a garterbelt, stockings, and one of those frilly bras under her robe with nothing else. Then maybe John Paul Stevens would retire from breathlessness and we could get a real conservative on the court.