Sunday, October 23, 2005

Those Damn Great Democrats Part XI - Barack Obama

UPDATE: Women are NOT in the minority! Buy a clue, dipsticks.

Okay, let those racist comments flow, I am picking on a Black guy. What are the odds of having to shoot down a Black Democrat Senator? Well, a whopping 1 in 45 chance. (If you count Jeffords like I do) Granted, there are no Black Republican Senators at all, but it seems that the Democrats scream that they are the party of the Black race. It just seems that there should be more. Here's the statistics: Only five in history and of those five, two were from Mississippi. Go figger. And look at the picture, this guy actually LOOKS like A-Rod.

On to the show. Barack Obama (Dumbass-IL) is the newest in the long list of minorities that have been used or will be used by the Democrat Party. Yes, at some point he will be turned upon just like all of the others. Remember Carole Moseley Braun? The Party of the "Little Guy" made her look so stupid in the last Presidential Primary that she damn near had to leave the country. Okay, so she is stupid, but couldn't y'all overlook that for a minute?

Oh, "his" website HERE. "His" blog HERE. His posts that ran on DailyKos HERE and HERE. Do I even need to go on after that? Yes.

Barack has only been a Senator since January 2005, so his list of accomplishments should read exactly like all the other Democrat Senators. Once elected, all they do is try to destroy this country. Oh, and the ONLY reason he got elected was because the Republican candidate got accused of being a little freaky. Let's take a look at Barry's lunacy.

Press Release: On October 21, Obama says, "It is unconscionable that months after presiding over one of the greatest bureaucratic disasters in U.S. history, former FEMA director Michael Brown is still receiving a salary paid for by the American taxpayer." Any idea what he is talking about? I'm guessing that it's Katrina and the aftermath. For all of those who have forgotten, Katrina came ashore on August 29, 2005. A little chiphering here comes up with almost two whole months! Okay, that's a play on words, but seriously, Obama makes it seem that Brown has been at the helm of FEMA for almost a year since the storm. Oh, and these comments were made after Brown received an extention of his 30 day consulting contract, so technically Obama was making hay that forty-five days after the storm, Brown was still working on the response problem. Can anyone say "Dishonest Dumbass"?

Press Release: On October 19, 2005, Barack praised a United States District Court for blocking a Voter ID Law in Georgia. Okay, so he is an absolute moron. Why is it that only Democrats think that you should NOT have to show ID to vote? Could it be that they rely on criminals, voters who vote more than once, and fraud to get elected? Naw, that can't be it.

He's also given speeches on Avian Flu, voting against John Roberts, finding alternate sources of fuel, and cutting disability checks for veterans. Yep, absolute dumbass. On to Part Two.

Verbatim from Wikipedia: Barack Obama was born at the Queen's Medical Center in Honolulu, Hawaii to Harvard University-educated economist Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a native of Kenya, and S. Ann Dunham, of Wichita, Kansas. Ms. Dunham is a distant descendant of Jefferson Davis, the first and only president of the Confederate States of America; she is also part Cherokee Indian. Think they hit on enough irrelevent crap here? Read the whole thing if'n you want to vomit. You would honestly think that this dude was the Second Coming of Allah. I could only see Wikipedia's shoes hanging out of Barry's ass from sucking up to him so bad.

Let's talk about sellout to the Black race. Obama entered the fray of politics to help "his people". Since becoming a Senator, he has carried the luggage for Dick Durbin, Teddy Kennedy, and Bill Clinton. Impressive there, Barry.

My favorite part of Barack's public life comes from the writing of his 1995 memoir "Dreams from My Father". The irony of this title is that Barry only saw his father once after Barry turned two. I guess that is why the book is called "Dreams" instead of "Memories". Yep, he pretty much just took a big ol' fat dump on his mother that never abandoned him.

But, don't blame me for all these things, y'all elected him simply because he wasn't "too Black". Barry is a FAR-FAR Leftwing dude. I'm guessing that he will become about as important to the Senate as Rangel or McKinney is in the House.

Butcher's Bill of Democrat Senators: Akaka, Daniel-(D-HI), Baucus, Max-(D-MT), Bayh, Evan-(D-IN), Biden, Joseph-(D-DE), Bingaman, Jeff-(D-NM), Boxer, Barbara-(D-CA), Byrd, Robert-(D-WV), Cantwell, Maria-(D-WA), Carper, Thomas-(D-DE), Clinton, Hillary-(D-NY), Conrad, Kent-(D-ND), Corzine, Jon-(D-NJ), Dayton, Mark-(D-MN), Dodd, Christopher-(D-CT), Dorgan, Byron-(D-ND), Durbin, Richard-(D-IL), Feingold, Russell-(D-WI), Feinstein, Dianne-(D-CA), Harkin, Tom-(D-IA), Inouye, Daniel-(D-HI), Jeffords, James-(I-VT), Johnson, Tim-(D-SD), Kennedy, Edward-(D-MA), Kerry, John-(D-MA), Kohl, Herb-(D-WI), Landrieu, Mary-(D-LA), Lautenberg, Frank-(D-NJ), Leahy, Patrick-(D-VT), Levin, Carl-(D-MI), Lieberman, Joseph-(D-CT), Lincoln, Blanche-(D-AR), Mikulski, Barbara-(D-MD),Murray, Patty-(D-WA), Nelson, Bill-(D-FL),Nelson, Ben-(D-NE), Obama, Barack-(D-IL), Pryor, Mark-(D-AR), Reed, Jack-(D-RI), Reid, Harry-(D-NV), Rockefeller, John-(D-WV), Salazar, Ken-(D-CO), Sarbanes, Paul-(D-MD), Schumer, Charles-(D-NY), Stabenow, Debbie-(D-MI), Wyden, Ron-(D-OR).


Mary said...

How tortuous it must be for you to have already known what a cretin Obama was and the to see that cretin made President of the United States of America.

Yer a trooper, and I LOVE your writing :)

paul_mitchell said...

Thanks for the kind words, Mary. There was quite a bit of discussion on this post way back when we had Haloscan comments. If I ever find a way to import those, this post won't look so lonely.